It's The Twin Messiahs!
No, Billy Goat Brad and St. Angie have not adopted Brit Brit's Cheetolings. This is a picture of the TWIN MESSIAHS! Since you're already on your knees (I know how you multi-task), drop that penis and worship them!
The Twin Messiahs (citizen names: Knox and Vivienne) crawled off of their gold thrones yesterday to join their parents for some ice cream at Licky Licious in Amman, Jordan. The Brangie holy family are in the Middle East to visit with Iraqi refugees and discuss their situation with the president of Syria.
The person who took this picture said Brad nibbled on pecan and caramel ice cream, while St. Angie ate mango ice cream. A picture of St. Angie eating ice cream probably would have been even more shocking than seeing the twin messiahs out in public.
The twin messiahs really do look like they've got a tiny drop of Cheeto blood running through their veins, right? And thanks to that sentence, I have a feeling my inbox is about to get attacked by a Brangaloonie torpedo in 3...2............
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anything for people to pay attention to that whore.
someone should tell britney that jaden james is missing.
Ugh. I'm just so tired of the unceasing unreasonable hatred directed towards angelina. Seriously, you're bitching about the fact that she's smiling? what is this, high school? she's a woman with a man trying to raise kids and do the best she can. enough of this tirade of hatred, it's been, what, 5 or 6 years now? so boring. move on, next victim please.
Ok, sure, they're smiling, Skeletina is re-filling her smack stash and they aren't looking at each other. It's the only time they smile these days.
And please, taking the twins to this place? Give me a gottdamn break.
And finally, loonies Ima talking to you, her "UN" do gooderness, yea, Giselle Bundchen was just named to the UN do gooder squad as well....
Stuff that in your pompoms Skeletina cheerleaders and suck it.
The Brad is the only one enjoying being a parent in this travesty and sham of a "relationship" but they shoulda left the chirrun Skittles at home. Skeletina is a useless piece of second rate skank. Being a step below Paris Hilton ain't no achievement.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Who gives a shit WHY shes doing it but the bottom line is that wherever she goes she attracts publicity and the refugees of the world certainly need that...
I also happen to believe that her intentions are good and anyway she gets to case the joint with a view to adding to her child army...
Lastly-in a world of vapid,tedious so called celebrities,I think her and Billy Goat are OK.
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Those are some huge pumpkin heads! I'm amazed those babies can hold their heads up without falling over.
Do the Holie-Pitts have enough kids now?
How come the boy looks like an old man?????
Submitted by KidL on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 11:45am.
Is anyone really that shocked that the bio off-spring of these two are not these ravishingly beautiful creatures everyone thought they would be? Mom and Dad have had a shitload of plastic surgery between them. I bet they don't even recognise the old photos of themselves
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Amen to that!! I've been sayin it from day 1.... good looking parents don't automatically mean gorgeous kids. We only need to look at Rumer Willis for that !!
I've seen ugly couples with beautiful kids and that's the law and beauty of nature. Its not specified for good lookin people only !! All 3 bio babies of brangelina are pretty average looking and could easily pass as any regular joe's kids had we not been exposed to their each and every step !!!!
As for Brad and Angelina... never saw the hotness in them... never will !!!
They've got big heads.
Submitted by Swallows on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 1:27am.
Cheeto blood - LMFAO
Love the big wide smile on Angelina "See people, Im happy, everythings fine with my marriage, Brad loves me heaps and he's not leaving me. Not ever. He cant leave me. My daddy left me and I'm fucked up. He wont leave though, cos I'll just suck another refugee into the family. Or I'll have more of his babies. I dont care. He loves me and he doesn't love that horrible bitch he married. He'd marry me, but . . . "
Uh, this is a candid picture. You're probably reading too much into it. If this were a published picture in a magazine accompanied by an article about how fantastic her life is, then maybe you'd be more on the money. I don't know about you but with candid shots, it's an automatic reflex for me to flash the pearly whites.
Kind of harsh to say those are ugly babies, but they DO seem really, really large to me... like the size of 5 year olds. They're not even two yet, are they?
LOL@kiv: That's kinda how I envision it, yes.
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95% Wal-Mart and 5% rich Hollywood stars. Shopping in the Mid-east should pretty much stop the "tention" there.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 3:27am.
Okay, I LOL'd.
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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.
The children look normal and healthy.
Something something, TIME MAGAZINE, something something HUMANITARIAN, something something, UNITED NATIONS (of self-harm and heroin?), something something GROTTO, something something BILLY BOB, something something DADDY ISSUES, something something, UNSTABLE PEOPLE, something something, BUTT POP WIG FLOP, something something, INCEST, something something, SUSPICIOUS ADOPTION, something something, ANOREXIA NERVOSA, something something, ASIAN LESBIAN HOTEL MEETINGS, something something, RICH SINGLES, something something, SCRAG, something something, BLACK CLOTHES, something something, CEREAL RYAN SEACREST, something something, HEN PEN, something something, THIS IS NOT MY SON!, something something, ALEXANDEEEER I VANT TO SUCK YOUR COCK, BLEH!, something something EXTRAMARITAL AFFAIRS, something something BIRTH CONTROL BITCH, something something ANGELINA
Same old shit.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Holy hell! The satan spawn do look just like Brit's chillins!!
PSA TO BRANGELINA....We will respect Holy Jolie and the Pitt Stain when you bother with the less glam issues....when you see that there are AMERICAN soldiers that come home every day, disabled, that can't take care of their children….that can't take care of themselves…that are completely forgotten.
Want to help? Look in our back yard.
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idiots drive me loco:
Any clue if the name Wolberger is Polish? That's where my husband's family is from but it seems that the name could be from elsewhere, possibly Germany.
Cheeto blood - LMFAO
Love the big wide smile on Angelina "See people, Im happy, everythings fine with my marriage, Brad loves me heaps and he's not leaving me. Not ever. He cant leave me. My daddy left me and I'm fucked up. He wont leave though, cos I'll just suck another refugee into the family. Or I'll have more of his babies. I dont care. He loves me and he doesn't love that horrible bitch he married. He'd marry me, but . . . "
@jizzballzz:Sherendipity?
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Sherpa Sippity?
That's the happiest I have seen them look together for a long time.
That woman has the most beautiful smile.
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"If you don't have a full-time fuck partner, why not take a few part-time jobs to keep the genital area active in the community.""
Submitted by Aunt Bea on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 6:21pm.
I can't hate on babies cause their innocent. But Billy Goat and his Missus make me sick. And why does she always wear frocks? Does she think by dressing like Morticia Adams it makes her look serious?
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hey i just bought one of those maxi dresses with the elastic top. comfortable doesn't begin to describe it!
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It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking 13.
The kids remind me of SPF & JJ way back when Britney used to carry them...........
@not_telling:Not to be too technical, but if one twin has a penis and one has a vagina, they can't be identical. The twin messiahs are fraternal. ;)
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You are so right! Obviously....:)
Sometimes I don't really read the posts, I just go off the pictures, and occasionally I get caught, like right here, right now!
Thanks for pointing that out.
PS -- Am I getting killed.
Centaurious said:
"If I said the Messiah's looked like mongoloids, would I be killed? To be fair, I can't really see the other one, but they are twins. I can't remember whether fraternal or identical."
Not to be too technical, but if one twin has a penis and one has a vagina, they can't be identical. The twin messiahs are fraternal. ;)
Sherendipity?
where is James haven? we need him!!
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I think the discussion with the Syrian President went something like this.
Angie: Hi Mr. President I just wanted to bring awareness that you have Iraqi refugees living in squalor here in your country.
Bashar: Oh that's horrible... excuse me... Why wasn't I made aware of this situation?
Angie: I'm sorry I didn't arrive here sooner to notify you. There was this situation with refugees in Kenya that I had to bring to the attention of the president there first.
Bashar: Well what do you suggest I do?
Angie: You can try to fix the situation in Iraq so that they can go home.
Bashar: Okay, you look really pretty. Perhaps you can tell me more in my private quarters.
@sushi
"good."
If I said the Messiah's looked like mongoloids, would I be killed?
To be fair, I can't really see the other one, but they are twins.
I can't remember whether fraternal or identical.
Well, they have a chance at ONE not being a retard, at least.
THEN they are TOTALLY under the umbrella of national security which is the tax payers burden. I wonder if these lil' trips don't do more harm than
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I guess I was under the impression that they footed the bill for their own security...silly me!
It doesn't disturb me because Angelina's job is to bring attention to these problems. Who better than her, who is constantly talked about in the press.
When it comes to meeting with world leaders on behalf of the refugees, I agree that someone more qualified would be better for the job. But that's not Angelina's fault. The UN should have hired someone more qualified like Jeffrey Sachs to meet dignitaries.
Its never too late to change.
The twins!
They *DO* exist...
Is it just me, or do those babies have exceptionally large heads????
Submitted by sushi on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 7:13pm.
I can't hate on them for trying to make a difference, but it is scary how a celebrity gets such high access to politicians. And I do wonder sometimes about their safety when they travel to these places. Seems like they would be prime pickins' for any organization that wanted to do something shocking.
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No, I KEED, I KEED (sort of).
I mean these whores don't go there unprotected or anything, THEN they are TOTALLY under the umbrella of national security which is the tax payers burden. I wonder if these lil' trips don't do more harm than good...No, wait...I don't wonder, they do!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I can't hate on them for trying to make a difference, but it is scary how a celebrity gets such high access to politicians. And I do wonder sometimes about their safety when they travel to these places. Seems like they would be prime pickins' for any organization that wanted to do something shocking.
While I agree that she can't have a real impact in terms of diplomacy I genuinely think she does care. I mean to go to dangerous parts of the world and travel around to highlight these issues as much as she does, you can't bullshit that. I don't care how much money you have that is a lot of inconvenience/danger to go through for someone who is just trying to look good. I mean what would she be trying to prove? She could just kick back in one of her enormous houses with her family. Why go visit refugees in Third World countries every month if she doesn't care? I assume she is doing the only thing she knows how to make a positive impact in the world. Of all the people to be pissed at or complain about, she seems to be pretty low on that list.
They are doing more for the world than I will probably ever be able to do... good on them!
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I can't hate on babies cause their innocent. But Billy Goat and his Missus make me sick. And why does she always wear frocks? Does she think by dressing like Morticia Adams it makes her look serious?
Suck a dick!
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by pussywhipper on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 5:51pm.
This photo struck me as odd upon first glance... then I realized: Angie is smiling. WTF?! Is there a full moon out? Prepare for Armageddon!
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That's funny. It IS a full moon. But it wouldn't have been that day.
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She ain't Madeline Albright, but she is a high profile celebrity. And that's powerful.
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What disturbs me most is that that, itself, doesn't disturb you. She's an actress. Shouldn't someone more qualified have more power in these areas?
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whoa. i leave my computer for 2 hours and so many responses!
Let's start with my screenname. I regret choosing it. Now people have stereotyped me as a "Brangeloonie." To me a Brangeloonie is someone who is a mindless Brad and Angelina fan, think they are saints(they can never do any wrong!) froth at the mouth when someone criticizes them, and always, always bring up or criticize (that's putting it lightly) Jennifer Aniston. I am not that person. I like Angelina more than I admire Brad. I'm not going to go into why. I admire her but I can criticize something she does.
@ Varintas
I never said the only reason why I like Angelina is because she's a humanitarian. Don't assume or presume to know me. I like her for other reasons as well. And how do you define "more deserving"? That whole idea is completely subjective.
I admire Oprah Winfrey for her philanthropy just as much as Angelina. But that's just me. Yeah Bill and Melinda Gates, Bono and Oprah give more. But they have more. Just as I can't give as much, but I still do community service. That small charity can make all the difference.
And yes, I do believe it is better when charity is done in private, because it's more meaningful. But when it is your job to bring attention to the issue, that's different.
And there are plenty of non-famous do-gooders that I admire.
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Its never too late to change.
Knox has a huge head!
This photo struck me as odd upon first glance... then I realized: Angie is smiling. WTF?! Is there a full moon out? Prepare for Armageddon!
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If Mackenzie Phillips doesn’t have a house full of cats, then you can’t possibly have a good reason to either.
Knox was definitely plucked from the Cheeto pool.
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Submitted by idiots drive me loco on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 4:36pm.
I'm just curious why us Poles became the stupid ones.
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You know why? It's the same with lots of cultures... I was gonna explain it myself but I stole this from some page for clarity:
The second wave - about 3.5 millions people left Polish territories that belong to Austria, Russia and Prussia in years 1870-1913. This was mainly economical immigration, so called "for bread" (za chlebem) immigrants. This immigration consisted mainly of peasants from economically neglected rural provinces, many from the mountainous region of Galicia (Southeastern Poland) that belonged to Austria, but not only.
And so after the artists, philosophers, scientists who were fleeing persecution (which only numbers in the tens of thousands), came millions of farmers - not so bright.
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Homely sprogs.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Goodwill Ambassador Angelina Jolie. Whatever.
Hamas, Islamic Jihad and Hezbollah all take refuge and enjoy strong relationships with the Syrian government.
Syria has a poor record on human rights. The Assad government has been criticized for arresting democracy and human rights activists, censoring websites, detaining bloggers, and imposing travel bans. Arbitrary detention, torture, and disappearances are widespread.
Under Syrian criminal law, if a rapist opts to marry his victim, the court can suspend his punishment. Moreover, it also grants leniency for so-called "honor" crimes.
I was wondering if either one of these jokes knew the first thing about government and/or politics.
Up until a few years ago had Brad Pitt nor Angelina Jolie shown any interest in political science, knowing that Emo Kid Jolie always expressed interest in being a mortician. Such a unique fucking snowflake. How dark.
*eyeroll*
I'm well convinced that was a "phase" just like this one is.
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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.
I just idolize them because they're fuck all interesting. And because she's getting a 278 million dollar yacht with a helicopter, submarine and pool in it.