Sean Penn Plays A Little Game Of "Kick The Pap"
Sean Penn might be in a little bit of trouble after he allegedly karate kicked and hit at a pap who tried to photograph his ass while he was leaving the Brentwood Country Mart yesterday. The pap who goes by the name of Jordan Dawes says that Sean, who looks like he was wearing a Jeff Spicoli wig at the time, went crazy on his ass a few times before getting in his car and busting out of the scene.
TMZ says that Jordan immediately filed a police report against Sean.
If you're a pap and Sean Penn comes around the corner, you better put on a helmet and pray for the power of Greyskull to be with you, because bitch don't play. Look at his old ass busting out a SPARTAAAA kick on that pap! The best part is that he's not letting anything happen to that bag of food he's holding. Sean must have spent time at the abuelita training camp, because memaws are masters when it comes to beating your ass with one hand while stirring a pot of food with the other.
And if the pap wanted to get Sean off of him, he should've just thrown a fake 8 ball or a rubber vagina at him. That'll keep Sean busy for a few quick seconds.
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"Sean, who looks like he was wearing a Jeff Spicoli wig at the time.."
Ha Ha Too funnny
...a brand new dance called the Pee Wee Herman
Maybe the paps should be smart enough to leave him alone. After all, this is his private life, grocery shopping and has nothing to do with his career.
I'd like to see someone follow a couple of them all day, butt into their private time, harass their families and see how they like it.
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I'm not really that smart, it's just that everyone else is so damn stupid!
Why don't STALKING laws apply to these lowlife 'paps'??
If he was following me he'd be on the ground wimpering already.
Penn is as retarded as I Am Sam
Sean Penn is the one celeb from my childhood who has grown up to be a major disappoinment.
I know he is a good actor, but he is just SUCH AN INCREDIBLE DOUCHEBAG in every other way.
I'll take Andrew McCarthy any day!
The foolish bastard that follows Sean with a camera deserves the sure-fire ass kicking he's about to receive. The whole damn world knows what Sean Penn is like.
He needs his Harvey milked.
Sean Penn even looks like he should be a vegan, and not just any vegan, but one of the snarky, butt-hurt little bitchy ones.
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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.
It looks like he's carrying a bunny wabbit!
Probably to shove up his own ass.
@gnarlyone:what would spicoli do? ..
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He'd order a pizza...
what would spicoli do? ....damn sean is looking like a wizened
little homonculous these days
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I thought it was Kick the Can...
God, I hate him.
This is just one guy who takes himself way too seriously, and anyone who takes themselves that seriously is really fucking difficult to like.
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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.
Sean Peen is someone who if given the chance ANYONE should allowed to kick him in the balls til he curls up like a slug and dies....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Hahah I saw a girl try to take a pic of him once with her phone so he grabs it out of her hands, delete the pic and throws it in her face yelling "YOU SLUT!!!"
Sean Penn has some obvious anger issues, but the paps know full well what they are getting into. They make it a point to get up in a celebrity's face and instigate a reaction. Let's not act like this is some innocent good guy "just doing his job" and minding his own business. When your job is instigating a reaction, then expecting an ass-whopping should also be "part of his job".
ScarfnBarf is right. I cannot believe people actually feel sorry for scumbag paparazzi.
Where are more pictures?
Mrs Patrick Campbell> Stfu. I'm so sick of your misogenistic comments. We are WOMEN, not FISH.
As for Sean, I'm no fan, but frankly I don't blame him. What gives someone the right to harrass someone and take photos of them any time they please?
Tool.
Glad that Robin Wright is getting away from this asshole. She always looked so sad in photos with him.
Hopefully, the divorce will proceed this time. Let Penn be miserable by himself.
He should be grateful they care enough to take his photo because no one else does. I personally don't like his acting. The last movie I saw him in, the Clint Eastwood one (can't remember the name) Sean's accent kept fading in and out.
Is this guy ever happy?
I can understand his anger in this partcular moment, but it seems like he's always whining about something.
I bet you he's like one of those people who make you feel uncomfortable all the time because you never know what'll set him off on some kind of rant.
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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.
Penn is a brilliant actor, but he's not too smart. The paps have made a game of egging him on for years and he still goes right for the much-sought-for anger fits.
He should just smile, and ask them politely to move out of his way.
I think the whole point is - the pap DIDN'T want Sean off him. Fucking lowlife pap scum trying for the double ka-ching - a photo and a lawsuit to boot.
And all of you saying shit about Sean - WTF? Are you fucking serious? He's a double Oscar winner for acting. Netflix the movie he directed - INTO THE WILD........and then ask yourself who gives a fuck about Sean Penn.... you fucking retards.
Anyone who advocates 'attacking' a person without harmful physical provocation from said person is an IMMATURE IDIOT who has no respect for the law and being a decent member of society. GROW THE FUCK UP!
Sean Penn & Charlie Sheen are good friends...two CRAZY peas in a pod!
This website seems to be run by a very hip sister, Michael K - yet all the responses seem to be from fish(= boring and yuck)!
Penn is an emotionally damaged fuck weed that needs to be committed either voluntarily or otherwise. Goes back to issues with his parents. Personally I don't give a fuck and if tried crazy on me I would be shoving that camera up his ass sideways.
Sean looks old and tiny - though it is said Sean's meat is anything but tiny!
Are there nude photos?
He should just be glad his photos don't bring as much money as Britney. I don't know how that bitch doesn't end up running over a pap when they storm her car. I've seen many videos of them just engulfing her car on all sides. That would be really scary. I'd probably lose it eventually and gun the accelerator and run the fuckers over.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Paps are annoying but the dude was just doing his job, as stupid and pointlees as it may be.
Sean should learn to keep his hands and feet to himself... that is the Kindergarten Golden Rule.
How tall is he??
He packs a lot of anger in a tenny tiny package. Napoleonic complex?
The most shocking part of this story is that Michael K. didn't spell his name Sean Peen!
In favor of the paps: The pap is in a public area. It's not like he is lurking in Sean Penn's front yard. If Sean Penn is so sensitive about being photographed in public, he should hire a persona shopper. It doesn't make much sense that Sean Penn is such a peace-loving guy when it comes to Iraq and Venezuela but he goes postal over a guy with a camera.
Against the paps: This pap is an idiot for not knowing Sean Penn's track record with nosy photographers. I must assume that his is also the same kind of person who would stick his arm into a piranha (sp?) tank and then sue the fish.
I don't think a pap should be able to ever file a police report when this happens. They make it their business to get in people's faces and then cry to the cops when anyone doesn't like it. FUCK THEM!
yeah, right!
and I fucking hate those TMZ suckers.
Everyone knows how Sean is so why would you provoke him...yeah, there ya go. Pap prob did it on purpose to get some underserving money. Sean should sue is ass.
Sean Penn is a character (I like the fella by the way). He believes in non-violence and peace, but beats people up on a regular basis, his wife, ex-wife, wife, ex-wife included. I say he needs to check himself before someone else does someday!
Submitted by MizRo on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 12:00pm.
His irritable and cantankerous violent man shtick is going to get him in big trouble one day, big trouble. He has no violence-filter.
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Right. He is an ass.
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hugs y'all.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
The pap is scum. He didn't respect that Sean didn't want to get photographed. Twisted world if he then sues him. Actually the celebs should sue the paps for invasion of privacy like they do in Europe.
Sean did the right thing. he was never in the biz for the famewhoring and he showed those parasites what's what.this is the only time I'll say it; TEAM SEAN!!
His irritable and cantankerous violent man shtick is going to get him in big trouble one day, big trouble. He has no violence-filter.
whatever Sean take it easy, take a chill pill.
anywais let's think about this..I agree with the pap should not file a police report. to me if I had a pap taking pics all the time of me, that's like a fucking stalker to me. what is a pap? A stalker with a licence?!! Hell no. I know that Hollyweird is in the public eye, but for the safety of the kids and theirs (for the crazy loonies of any kind) this type of crap should stop.
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 11:51am.
I think he kicked Robin Wright in that same style.
Once a vicious thug, always a vicious thug. Pap or no pap.
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I wish I had been Robin Wright at that moment. Sean Penn would have had his eyes gouged out. I still like him. I never saw the reports or stories of him beating Robin. I LOVED it when I heard he had tied Madonna to a chair. Fucking hilarious. Probably her greatest coup de grace moment to date.
it feels wrong somehow, but I admire him for this.
same thing with those surfers attacking the paps a while ago when they were hounding some star.
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Submitted by cabbagehead on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 11:48am.
I don't care how good an actor he is, he should be shunned for his thuggery.
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Roman Polanski should be, too. Did Sean Penn co-sign the hollywood bullshit petition in support of Roman?
Submitted by El Bastardo on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 11:41am.
Hallo strange weekend people! :o)
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I know, huh.
I think he kicked Robin Wright in that same style.
Once a vicious thug, always a vicious thug. Pap or no pap.
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Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
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I don't care how good an actor he is, he should be shunned for his thuggery.
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this sentence seriously made me snort lol hahaha thuggery
Submitted by RichBitch on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 10:51am.
I don't think a pap should be able to ever file a police report when this happens. They make it their business to get in people's faces and then cry to the cops when anyone doesn't like it. FUCK THEM!
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Exactly.