David Letterman's Blackmailer Pleads Not Guilty
Robert Joe Halderman, the 48 Hours producer who tried to extort 2 million clams from David Letterman, shouted "NOT GUILTY" today to the felony charge of attempted grand larceny. The judge took his plea and set his bail at $200,000.
In case anybody hasn't whispered this in your ear yet, it's been confirmed that RJH is the ex-boyfriend of Stephanie Birkitt (above), who used to be Dave's assistant. Homegirl would also appear on the show every now and again. Apparently, Stephanie and Dave used to bone on the down low before he got married to his now wife and then girlfriend.
Manhattan's District Attorney held a press conference earlier today where he said that RJH was using some of Stephanie's diary entries and letters to blackmail Dave. The D.A. also added that RJH tried to deposit the fake $2 million check Dave gave him. After the check bounced like it came from a Real Housewive, RJH was arrested.
Okay, what the hell kind of bunk ass extortionist is this Robert Joe Halderman dude?! Does he not watch late-night movies?! When you're trying to blackmail a bitch, you don't accept a check! Tell their asses you are a cash only establishment! And if you're really at the top of your game, you tell them you want it in British Pounds and to throw in DVDs of the entire first season of Being Bobby Brown. You can't get that shit in stores!
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Stephanie is a sugar baby. dave is a scumbag/looser. Bleh both of them make me sick. I bet that's how Stephanie kept her job. Sex in exchange for job security.
LOL It doesn't matter if it was check or chash or gold or whatever. Whatever he asked for would have been marked by the authorities so the first penny he spent would have had him arrested.
I always wondered what Stephanie was doing on the show with all those stupid skits. And Dave and his wife Regina have been married for six months, not 23 years. I guess you don't have to be faithful without the ring, huh Dave?
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No, Letterman has been with his wife for 23 years and just made it legal this year. I did not say they were married, but "together" as in having a intimate relationship. They have a five year old son together, Harry. I guess Letterman did not feel the need to be faithful to his girlfriend, or they had an open relationship.
I don't know why but I used to f*cking hate that Stephanie. She really set my teeth on edge. She was always so smug and smart-arsey. Whenever she came on I would change channels, I just could NOT stomach the bitch.
When I saw that she was one of Dave's flings I shouted HELL NOOOOOOOOOO! I thought Dave would have had better taste in women. Then again he is obviously just another rich, old horn bag looking for action lol.
I feel sorry for Dave's wife.
In murder mysteries, the blackmailer is the first to die. You'd think they'd learn.
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 2:03am.
I mean, don't get me wrong, physical attraction shouldn't be ALL there is to a relationship, but if you're in a romantic relationship and expect to share intimacy with that person, it's fairly important.
Without that chemistry, it's simply a plutonic relationship and I find it equally as immoral to lead that person on, and by marrying or courting that person with whom you don't feel that "spark", you ARE sending that kind of signal to the other person involved, therefore misleading them.
This makes more sense in my mind than I am typing, but hopefully you know what I'm trying to say.
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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 1:59am
There's no justification for cheating. If there's no physical attraction between you and your partner, you're simply stringing that person along and violating their trust and damaging their self-esteem in the long run.
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Submitted by leonard mckelvey on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 1:39am.
If he was so physically repulsed by her, then he shouldn't have married her in the first place.
There's no justification for cheating. If there's no physical attraction between you and your partner, you're simply stringing that person along, violating their trust, and ultimately damaging their self-esteem in the long run.
Second of all, David Letterman sure as fuck isn't a looker either, but silly me. I forgot that the woman in the relationship is solely responsible for the physical aspect in a romantic relationship. The man's allowed to be as fuck ugly (inside and out) as he can get away with, but he's entitled to cheat on his wife if SHE is ugly while she's expected to remain loyal? Fuck that noise.
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@leonard mckelvey:I don't blame Dave's for messing around have you seen the ugly hag he married.
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You know it, brother! She CAN'T get fucked AS much as AJ got fucked at that strip club, to make all those little n's, and get hisself kilt.
I don't blame Dave's for messing around have you seen the ugly hag he married.
You never can tell, but Dave strikes me as having a REALLY small dick.
Like a nervous snail all curled up in it's shell, terrifed to come out...
Ugh. Boning Letterman OR Phil Jackson is repulsive to me.
I always had a crush on Dave. I still think he's funny. The lecherous old man vibe has quashed my crush for good though.
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Whoooooooooooo cares?
Sex between 2 consenting, unmarried adult co-workers happens all the time. BFD. Next story.
The only entertaining part of this story is how that Halderman dude has totally f'd up his own life.
Extortion. What a stupid dumb ass. Greedy prick.
Well this certainly explains Dave's chauvinistic attitudes to any female.
I always wondered what Stephanie was doing on the show with all those stupid skits. And Dave and his wife Regina have been married for six months, not 23 years. I guess you don't have to be faithful without the ring, huh Dave?
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"Okay, what the hell kind of bunk ass extortionist is this Robert Joe Halderman dude?! Does he not watch late-night movies?! When you're trying to blackmail a bitch, you don't accept a check! Tell their asses you are a cash only establishment!"
At least Dave had the good sense NOT to get any of these women he was screwing around with pregnant.
this is a great story.
I remember this chick! Letterman was always teasing her on the show about how she did her job. She started out as an intern. Too funny!
Obviously, Letterman was cheating on his wife over the last 23 years they were together. Letterman's wife was once his assistant too. That's how they met, so Dave has been doing this for years.
While it isn't illegal, sex with subordinates is dumb, no matter who you are. That's why many offices have rules against bosses screwing their employees.
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This reminds me of a Chappelle bit where he pointed out that Clinton had sex the way a busy man has sex. Like he poked his head out of his office door, looked around and went, "Uhhhm, YOU! Ya, you, come here."
um, last i checked sex between consenting adults is legal while extortion is not. i think some are pouring their outrage at the wrong party. but what do i know, i don't think i'll ever understand this society:-(
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Submitted by Tyroan on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 11:32pm.
Those who seem to think consensual sex in the workplace is de facto sexual harassment need to get out more.
Just sayin'...
Holy Shit, i agree with you Tyroan!
Having sex with co-workers is perfectly normal. That whole "dont shit where you eat" mantra is bullshit.
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Submitted by Tyroan on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 11:32pm.
Those who seem to think consensual sex in the workplace is de facto sexual harassment need to get out more.
Whether it is or isn't, any rich boss who engages in consensual sex in the workplace is asking to have his world-wide pants sued off. That's dumb.
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Submitted by Tristram on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 11:30pm.
Why thank you =D I'll leave you all with those words of wisdom, as I'm off to bed. Goodnight sluts!
Those who seem to think consensual sex in the workplace is de facto sexual harassment need to get out more.
Just sayin'...
Submitted by Tristram on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 11:29pm.
Submitted by Reeter on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 11:25pm.
No!! I misspoke. I meant that men who cheat should be castrated.
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Submitted by barelybeagle on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 11:29pm.
Dang, nice summary.
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Submitted by Reeter on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 11:25pm.
No!! I misspoke. I meant that men who cheat should be castrated.
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Submitted by Tristram on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 11:21pm.
Yeah, I think there's basically only two reasons why people cheat -- either they're looking for a "connection" they don't have with their partner or they're just looking for a different piece of ass. I'm thinking ol' Dave falls into the latter category.
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 11:25pm.
WaaaHooo! *working out liver as we speak*
Submitted by Tristram on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 11:21pm.
But I think men who cheat might choose a less attractive woman because she's easier or more grateful
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Sadly, that sounds about right, but the real question is... are you trying to sober me up with such truth? Come on, Tristram! : (
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Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 11:19pm.
HAHAHAHAHA! Bitch! You know how belligerent and dumb I am when I'm drunk. Kick me in the FUKA when you see me next.
Submitted by barelybeagle on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 11:12pm.
men who cheat usually don't cheat with really good-looking women. Often times the ho(s) on the side look worse than the girlfriend/wife. I think men take into account personality a lot more than women think they do.
Hmmm. The last sentence is very true. But I think men who cheat might choose a less attractive woman because she's easier or more grateful and the guy doesn't 'spect it to last anyways. Think of the ex-president that rhymes with "pill smitten."
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Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 11:13pm.
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Silly! I wasn't talking about me. HAHAHA, I am going to be kilt if I laugh any louder.
Submitted by barelybeagle on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 11:12pm.
ITA. There is always the rare exception of a male/female who want an unattainable made up person in their head. But for the most part people who cheat want to connect with someone b/c they aren't connecting with the person they are with. Or they are lonely.
Submitted by barelybeagle on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 11:12pm.
I think men take into account personality a lot more than women think they do.
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I think you are right about that.
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Sorry Reeter. Consider that a partay foul on my part. :D