Friday, October 2nd 2009
All Up In Mimi's Butterfly Cave
The Rainbow Unicorny Princess performed on the Today show this morning and everyone had their eyes on her womb area, because of the pregnant rumors going around. The dress she wore was so damn tight that if she was pregnant, we'd be able to see the outline of her baby friend, so I'm guessing she's not. And if she isn't, she might be now, because all of her dancer's fingers were up in her business. Seriously, I hope they soaked their hands in Purell after their morning jack-off sessions, or else Mimi's going to have a Hello Fetus!
Here's a few more hilarious pictures from this morning of Mimi kissing on the dude that hosts America's Got Talent and of her dancers getting a hernia while lifting her ass.
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I think she is just a short, chubby lady and needs to dress her age.
Mimi will never be a mommy. She doesn't seem like someone who would enjoy being a mom. Mimi always been curvy/chubby.
Fuck she's a porker! She isn't hugely fat or obese but she is still chubby. Nothing wrong with that. But being chubby and wearing tight fitting clothes just doesn't go together. She always looks like a sausage oozing out of it's skin. But Mimi loves Mimi and ain't no bitch gonna make her give up the tight, skimpy dresses.
On one hand I kind of hate her and everything she stands for. She is such a materialistic, shallow, pampered pig. But on the other hand I kind of love her for making me laugh so much!
The picture of her dancers struggling to lift her is priceless.
I've started to love the way that no matter whether Mimi is fat or thin, she refuses to cover up.
It's been going on so long now, it's part of her "persona."
I always wondered how she hit those high notes-ZoMbiefaRt
CHI CHIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
stop messing with my mimi, haters! she looks happier and more gorgeous than ever. and she'll be richer than all of us for the rest of eternity so at least give her some props for not having plastic surgery every single year.
Submitted by Sensimina on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 10:56am.
She's not that fat, Christ. Yeah she's a little chunky but she's not a fucking whale. The comments around here are going to bring back my eating disorder. Seriously. MK could put up a picture of starving orphans and the comments would be "UGH, those orphans are so fat and disgusting...I don't think I'd MIND how fat they were if they just dressed appropriately for their size! Those tattered loincloths just accentuate their problem areas! ICK, NAST!".
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She's got BACK FAT for crying out loud!!
Come on Mimi, why do you have to be picked up?
Those guys should get hazard pay.
She's not that fat, Christ. Yeah she's a little chunky but she's not a fucking whale. The comments around here are going to bring back my eating disorder. Seriously. MK could put up a picture of starving orphans and the comments would be "UGH, those orphans are so fat and disgusting...I don't think I'd MIND how fat they were if they just dressed appropriately for their size! Those tattered loincloths just accentuate their problem areas! ICK, NAST!".
I'm not comparing Miims to a starving orphan. I'm just saying get over it a little bit. Or at least come up with something funnier and more original than "EWWW WHAT A PIG!".
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
The main picture cracks me up. It looks like the dancers are desperately trying to hoist her fat ass up without pulling a groin muscle, and kneading bread dough.
The final moments of triplet breech birth.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 8:20am.
These comments are hilarious. I wish the West Coast would wake up already tho...
hell, i think i'm still sleeping!... this is all a dream... now where's my woman/white russian dispenser?!LOL!
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Demons worry, when the wizard is near.
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These comments are hilarious. I wish the West Coast would wake up already tho...
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 8:10am.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 8:06am.
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 12:45am.
I don't mind that she's chubby. I'm not a chubby hater...but she should dress more appropriately. By "appropriately", I mean for her age AND her size.
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OMG. Wot? Dress your age? That's effed up, man!
*snaps DiamondDawg's spandex*... heeheeeheee!!
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LOL.
That's right! I gradumauckated from the Peg Bundy School of Fashion. Wear nothing worth more than $5!
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 8:06am.
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 12:45am.
I don't mind that she's chubby. I'm not a chubby hater...but she should dress more appropriately. By "appropriately", I mean for her age AND her size.
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OMG. Wot? Dress your age? That's effed up, man!
*snaps DiamondDawg's spandex*... heeheeeheee!!
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"Evil power... disappears.
Demons worry, when the wizard is near.
He turns tears... into joy.
Everyone's happy, when the wizard walks by."
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 12:45am.
I don't mind that she's chubby. I'm not a chubby hater...but she should dress more appropriately. By "appropriately", I mean for her age AND her size.
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OMG. Wot? Dress your age? That's effed up, man!
My cafe friend said, "Look how many damn hands they got holding her up! C'mon Mariah, FINISH THE SONG!!"
Baaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa NOLA is funny
I don't mind that she's chubby. I'm not a chubby hater...but she should dress more appropriately. By "appropriately", I mean for her age AND her size. She honestly doesn't appear to be that overweight, but the outfits she wears definitely doesn't do her any justice.
When you have even a little bit of belly fat, anything that clings to the skin or gives the illusion of being so tight, it makes your problem areas stick out more. If she wore a normal fitting pair of jeans and T-shirts, I wouldn't mind that she was a bit chunk.
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Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.
She looked skinny before (back in 2008, album "E=MC2")! What happened to her now?
I guess it's because of married life, it kinda put you more laid back.
She sure is yo-yo-ing her weight!
Submitted by Reeter on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 10:46pm.
I bet she gained her weight because she is happy.
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She's either really happy or really sad.
Ew what a fat pig. Now I believe more and more Eminem ain't obsessed with her, she is just THAT egotistical and full of shit. I remember she used to make singles when I was a prepubescent teenybopper.. how old must she be now? 40?
1) That dress is horrible...for a woman of any age. It looks like a hooker dress. But Mimi could never dress herself. Just. Tacky. Boots are good though.
2) She really does look like she is his mother. For real. It's not so much that she is chubby and out of shape but that his facial expressions are like a child. He doesn't look like he'd be good in bed either. Sorry!
3) Today Show is brain rot. Matt Lauer is hot but he's a cheesy kiss ass.
That is all.
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I bet she gained her weight because she is happy.
She is a freaking Wad, those guys must be strong and tired.
She is a freaking Wad, those guys must be strong and tired.
Mimi may not be preggers but girlfriend certainly is FAT! Look at those arms and that ass!
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I'm not really that smart, it's just that everyone else is so damn stupid!
Those dancers look like they're really straining to lift Mimi's bulk.
Sometimes, you gotta skip the fancy choreography, especially when the singer has clearly been hitting the Krispy Kremes hard.
Mimi needs to stop shopping in the Sears Junior Prom department.
Damn, how strong is that dancer holding up her overstuffed ass? He's lucky he didn't lose his arm in there.
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What is almost more disturbing is that terrible mermaid hairdo. That doesn't even look good on hot chicks.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 9:40pm.
She suffers from the same crazy as Brit Brit. They both think they're still teenagers.
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Excellent point. Mimi is wearing a friggin' butterfly ring for Pete's sake! What are you, 13 yrs. old?
Chubby little pork chop
I love it when these dumb fucks do the drastic weight loss through not eating and exercise and do all the talk shows and loving the attention. It is always so fun to watch them fall off the wagon and gain it all back and more.
She suffers from the same crazy as Brit Brit. They both think they're still teenagers.
Love Mimi.
Mimi should NOT procreate!
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she's a fucking mess of a fat ho...and yes, I am not a fan.
Nice sausage casing dress, who's your designer, Oscar Mayer?
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Submitted by The New Improve... on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 7:52pm.
Would it be too rude to say i think she DEFINITELY looks fat to me?
Far more interestingly though, could she acutally be THE worst dressed person in Hollywood?
Or wherever the fuck she lives.
No. Yes. NY.
What did you do with Jessica Simpson's Daisy?
Would it be too rude to say i think she DEFINITELY looks fat to me?
Far more interestingly though, could she acutally be THE worst dressed person in Hollywood?
Or wherever the fuck she lives.
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Mariah isn't fat at all I don't think. She is just too fat for this outfit, and too old.
She seems to be holding on this mental image of her self as a glitter covered rainbow fairy. But by the look of those dudes carrying her, she weighs a lot more than a fairy.
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I think mastication means to chew your own penis...
Sad thing is I like that dress better than anything she's worn in ages. And I ALMOST like it on her. Would it kill a bitch to get some exercise?
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 6:32pm.
Hahaha! Don't forget to scrape off the glitter and rainbows before ya' cook her!
Bitch always wears the tightest most unflattering dresses that make her look like a hamhock.
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I'm wondering what a chunk of MiMi's back fat could do to the steaming pot of GO THE FUCK AWAY...I'm cooking up for annoying celebs just like her...I'm guessing it would add a smokey pork flavor....
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Did she gain back all the weight she lost or is that dress 5 sizes too small? The world may never know, but at least we all can agree that Mimi is in denial about herself in that department. There is a definite noticeable strain on behalf of the guy carrying her!
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Submitted by Sweet Babu on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 3:43pm.
HA! That sounds more along the lines of News of The World..best made up stories ever.
They won't find anything in that there bagina but some stalagmites and Eminem's dignity.
although i DETEST mariah for a MILLION and one reasons, i have to agree with govt_cheese as far as her size goes....shes just too OLD to be dressing like that...she seriously looks like shes actually nicks mother not his wife...plus she sucks overall =P
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