Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
This top Hollywood film actor has never come out of the closet, but there have been lots of rumors in the past that he is gay. While he has plenty of offers from gay men – and straight women – he actually prefers a third option: straight men who are also famous. He enjoys getting them to “switch teams”, even if only for a one-time tryst.
His powers of persuasion must be pretty strong, because he’s talked more than one famous and straight man into sampling the goods. He always makes it as dirty as possible (including the sampling of each other’s body waste), because he feel certain that there is no way that they will ever tell anyone. (Blind Gossip)
There's really too many to list, but I'll try: Tommy "Poo Poo Lover" Cooze? George "Gimme Your Doody" Clooney? Will "Piss In Your Mouth" Smith? Vin "Golden Showers" Diesel? Hugh "Shit On My Hand And" Jackman? Kevin "Urine Lips" Spacey?
This former A list singer and now a probably a B- or C+ went off on her ex-boyfriend the other night. He is an A lister and she said that he only ever could have sex with our singer if she stayed completely quiet the entire time. Of course since they only had sex every few months she didn't have to make that effort very often. (CDAN)
Chestica Simpson and John Mayer?
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Mickey Rourke for 1 (hi chihuahuah)
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Clooney or Spacey for #1, absolutely.
No idae who #2 are...
Take me to your leader...
Both items are gross and sad, in respective order.
That's a nice picture of Denise Richards.
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Submitted by Bree on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 2:58pm.
I personally think sexuality is on a spectrum.
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I tend to think that way too. My strongest crushes growing up were always on girls; I dated a girl when I was younger, but I ultimately fell for a bloke and got married. I didn't really think of it as gay/bi/straight; I just considered myself attracted to whomever I was attracted to.
But, then again, I could be an example of that joke someone has as a signature: Not bisexual; just really slutty. :-P
To be more on topic, that first blind makes me think of Will Smith or George Clooney. Someone charismatic whom the ladies still swoon over. Travolta and Cruise are just too fucking weird these days.
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Submitted by Reeter on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 4:41pm.
If #1 is Kevin Spacey and one of his poop lovers is John Cusak - I am going to CRY!
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I have my doubts about blindgossip, it seems that they take old rumors and just rehash it over and over again on their site.
For their no.1 they probably meant Kevin Spacey
"powers of persuasion" refers to the Negotiator movie
john mayer is nowhere near being a-list.
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1. LaPequena
2. Chestica and Romo-in some parts he's considered "A" list.
for #1, will smith seems likely for that one
for #2, alannis morrisette and ryan reynolds
I don't know, #1 could be any of those you mention (Tommy, Vin and Kevin have had the rumors going on forever) or anyone else: since our mystery man is in the closet we're not supposed to know he's gay, right?
What puzzles me is the "dirty" part. A straight guy might go for a dude giving him a blow job (you know, the "gays suck it better" myth), but I don't think he'd want to get really yucky dirty with another guy, at the most just pee on our gay friend. I just seems too unlikely and unnecessary, he wouldn't tell anyone in any case.
Oh, a little light bulb just went on in my brain: Zac Efron?
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If #1 is Kevin Spacey and one of his poop lovers is John Cusak - I am going to CRY!
COOZE! my heart. mickey rourke to daryl hannah, Pope of Greenwhich Village.. seriously no one uses cooze anymore... i can't understand why. perfection.
The second one is so not Jessica and John. I don't think Jessica has ever even dated an A-lister before.
Submitted by AnonymousBastard on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 2:48pm.
I've never met a man who hasn't liked something in his ass (once he tried it anyway). Might as well make it a warm dick.
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oh my but it's Brucey Willie-ass
silence is golden but duck tape is silver....just saying
KS made overtures to a guy I used to date.
I go with all the aforementioned, but I've heard some Vince Vaugn rumors.
1.) Travolta. He seems pervy.
2.) Affleck and J-Lo. To be fair, she seems like a frigid bitch, so it can't be all his fault about the sex...
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Submitted by The Bitch on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 3:02pm.
I'm certain KS is, at the very least, bi. I just HOPE he's not into poop and that kind of stuff. Bleeeeecccccccchhhhhhhhh!
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#1 Thomasina Cruise. Maybe Clooney. Cruise seems like the type who would like young non celeb guys. So I don't know. Like the rumor that he keeps a young guy in his pool house or something. I don't know. Heck, all "top" actors are crazy because they live in a world that allows them to do almost anything they want.
It would be a guy who really likes to challenge himself. Clooney? Is Clooney into poop? Gross.
#2 is a who cares!?
The second one is DEFINATELY not Jessica Simpson and John Mayer bcuz neither Jessica or John have EVER been A list and never will be.
All men are gay or rather, wont turn down a blojob from anyone. Lots of straight guys think that means they are not gay if they just get blowjobs. My money is on Hugh Jackman. My gaydar goes off everytime I see his sparkley self. By the way, why is his head so teeny compared to his gigantic body?
I thought everyone knew that Kevin Spacey is gay. I mean, he doesn't talk about his personal life, but I really don't think it's a secret. I thought it's like the Anderson Cooper thing, no?
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I think the first one is Will Smith and Tom Cruise. They love to play hide the salami with each other in that wacky cult.
I personally think sexuality is on a spectrum. I think women are attractive. I would make out with a woman and maybe hook up with one. Would I date her? Fall in love? Marry her? Probably not. Some people are just adventurous sexually. I have had boyfriends who admitted to me that they liked things (fingers, etc.) in them while being given a blowjob because it feels good to them. Would they have sex with a man? Maybe, maybe not. That doesn't necessarily make them gay. It just means they have different sexual tastes.
Submitted by itsthebritneybitch on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 2:39pm.
Yours is a question for the ages. Many gay porn stars claim to be straight. They just do it with guys for the money. Some straight guys like to get BJ's from dudes and claim they are better at ot and they close their eyes and imagine it is a chick. ???
IMO I think a 'straight' guy can have sex with another guy once out of curiosity. Just like a gay guy could have sex with an icky old girl out of curiosity. If they sample the peen a second time, they have crossed the line into Bi-Ville.
Things that make you go hmmm? Does playing the lottery one time make you a gambler? Does one beer, once a year, make you a drinker?
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i don't care. gimme that pupppppppppppaaaaaaaaaaay! remember the shiba inus? awwwwwww, i miss them.
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Sexuality really just comes down to "Who would you rather be with?" Just because they tried it doesn't mean they're gay. I've tried sushi before, doesn't mean I secretly want to be japanese.
I've never met a man who hasn't liked something in his ass (once he tried it anyway). Might as well make it a warm dick.
I really hope and pray that #1 isn't Kevin Spacey!
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John Revolta for #1.
#1) They had me until the poo-poo and pee-pee. That is just nasty.
#2) Jessica was never A-List. I wouldn't consider Mayer A-List either.
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Carved Pumpkin? I thought you said Carved Bumpkin.
#1 has to be Kevin "Blumpkin Pie" Spacey.
Jessica and John sound accurate for #2. John prolly can't have any talking while he concentrates on cumming.
Submitted by Silvara0428 on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 2:37pm.
2. Do not understand question
Right? CDAN can't write clearly. I doubt it's Jessica and John; neither was ever A-list in my book.
1. Tom Cruise...definitely!
2. John Mayer is not or has ever been "A List"!
#1 maybe add Daniel Craig to the list? But he is probably not as 'top' as the others.
#2 I think they got that wrong. It was supposed to say "current boyfriend" and in that case, its Heidi Montag.
1. George "Shit Gyro" Clooney
what 'straight guy' is peer pressured to suck a dick? wtf, they've obviously been cocksuckers their whole lives
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Um? If the guys are 100% straight, wouldn't giving in to persuasion and having a "tryst" make them closeted gays? Do straight guys ever have sex with men, and if they do, wouldn't that make them gay? I hope I don't offend anyone, just curious.
1. Take your pick - describes 90% of Hollywood male actors.
2. Don't know...Wynona Judd???
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I'm pretty sure that is an extra precious Chihuahua puppy.
you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop - Patches O'Houlihan
1. Vin Diesel
2. Do not understand question
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What in the name of Kenny the Tiger IS that?
Kevin "Urine Lips" Spacey? I'm laughing my ass off over here- what am I? I 5th grade boy??? HAHAHAHA!!!
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Or maybe JLo & Ben Whofleck.
you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop - Patches O'Houlihan
First off, I need to go shopping for cuter outfits for my puppy.
I'll go with Spacey for #1 & Saggytits McGee & Douce Mayer for #2.
you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop - Patches O'Houlihan
1. George Clooney
2. Sounds about right to me
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