Vadge Is Only Hongray For Young Meat
During a radio interview with Ryan Gaycrest on KIIS-FM yesterday, Vadge said she's pretty much done with retirement home dick and will only fuck with you if your balls haven't dropped yet. If you know what Desperately Seeking Susan is, then you are probably too old to ride THAT RIDE. Consider yourself lucky.
When Ryan asked Vadge why she loves the youngins' who barely started growing pubic hair, she said, “You have to be old enough to dress yourself. Younger people are generally more adventurous - they’re more open, more fun. Have you met many guys my age? Guys my age are married or divorced or grumpy, fat and balding.”
Grumpy, fat or balding?! Some men are like dildos and get better with age. Here are 6 pieces that are 51-years-old, just like Vadge!
I mean, she would really turn down the chance to let the Lord of the Dance riverdance all over her cooch? And she wouldn't want lick on the rod that was blessed by the Empress of Lucite?! What about The Guttenberg, or Prince, or Gary Oldman?! Everybody wants to be the cream on a Guttenberg/Prince/Oldman sundae! And as for Alec Baldwin, well she's right when it comes to him. Alec's peen alone can probably be described as "grumpy and balding." It probably has bad breath too. But we'd all still hit it just to hear him call our fuck parts "a thoughtless little pig." Give us that filthy talk, Alec!
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Spice Dong: That was totally a blind item awhile back! Something about an older woman bragging about her younger piece but that she's actually paying him and he's gay. I'll see if I can find it.
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Also, if she wants young dick, she should also make sure they are straight. The talk that Jesus is gay is rampant in the fashion world.
old people need stop hating on each other. young folks ain't interested in you. it's all about money and the fame.
Viggo Mortensen is 51. Enough said.
KD, that was hilarious!
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MMMMMMM PRINCE. I love me some of the Purple One.
Are they selling tickets to be in on that sundae, MK? It sounds delightful.
That crew doesn't do much for me but Lorenzo and Alec were sizzling hot when they were young. 53 year old Tim Daly works for me though.
"They've lost their equilibrium because they've lost their faith in love."
Warren Beatty dissing Madonna?? That's rich.
He's known as a two pump chump.
Yay! Looks like I'm not the only girl crazy about Gary Oldman.
Are you kidding me?! Guttenberg all the way. Any woman would be a fool not to have him! And make him wear your clothes cuz you know he totally would;p
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I think Lorenzo and Vadge would make a perfect couple. You know, with him being into plastic wh0res and she being one and all :P
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
Not quite sure why, but Gary Oldman does it for me.
i wld totes ride Gary Coleman
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what's in your taco?: a. chicken b. beef c. beans d. QUEEF
OMGLOLOLOL@Lorenzo Lamas! I guess Shauna's over that by now;p
How tiny must Prince be by now? I betcha people step on that bitch daily.
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Vadge,
Heather Locklear called...she wants her face and hair back.
Isn't it common knowledge already that despite the image she projects, Vadge is actually lousy in bed?
...I know several of her ex-lovers have come forward to claim she is not as "hot" or as "insatiable" as she wants people to think. I think Warren Beaty and JFK Jr. are some of the few who came forward with these reviews when they fucked and dumped her back in the 90's. I think Guy also said something along those lines not long ago too.
Also, if she wants young dick, she should also make sure they are straight. The talk that Jesus is gay is rampant in the fashion world.
It burrrrrrrns!!!! - Miss Coco Peru
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKNZICoKSdA
WAIT A SECOND! My boyfriend is grumpy, fat and balding and he's in his 20's! So what does she know?
Love love LOVE Gary Oldman!!! Also loved Carey Mahoney when I was about 10.
you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop - Patches O'Houlihan
A grumpy,fat, balding man compared to her, a 51 year old controlling, emaciated, harpy with delusions of still being vibrant and youthful because her plastic surgeon charges her 30K a month in maintenance fees alone.
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I am not a pussy.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 12:06pm.
I'd hit Gary Oldman until his hip breaks.
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Donny Osmond will not 52 until December, so he is her age. Michael J was her age too.
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Carved Pumpkin? I thought you said Carved Bumpkin.
Yeah but do they want her old stretched out vadge? Her bank account maybe...
OH and Gary Oldman is def hawt.
Gimme Gary Oldman, I'd fuck that peepaw till I broke either my chocha or his dick.
I'd hit Gary Oldman until his hip breaks.
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That is age discrimination. I mean, seriously, has she met ALL the men who are her age?
Guttenburg has a MONSTER cock and Gary Oldman is easily fucked. The rest I'll pass on.
I thought she looked amazing on Letterman the other night. I have to say something nice, because it is true.
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Hey! don't come around here no more
Don't come around here no more
Whatever you're looking for
Hey! don't come around here no more
- Tom Petty
Good for her. If she can get it than by all means...You are my cougar hero vadge ;)
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