Vadge Is Only Hongray For Young Meat
During a radio interview with Ryan Gaycrest on KIIS-FM yesterday, Vadge said she's pretty much done with retirement home dick and will only fuck with you if your balls haven't dropped yet. If you know what Desperately Seeking Susan is, then you are probably too old to ride THAT RIDE. Consider yourself lucky.
When Ryan asked Vadge why she loves the youngins' who barely started growing pubic hair, she said, “You have to be old enough to dress yourself. Younger people are generally more adventurous - they’re more open, more fun. Have you met many guys my age? Guys my age are married or divorced or grumpy, fat and balding.”
Grumpy, fat or balding?! Some men are like dildos and get better with age. Here are 6 pieces that are 51-years-old, just like Vadge!
I mean, she would really turn down the chance to let the Lord of the Dance riverdance all over her cooch? And she wouldn't want lick on the rod that was blessed by the Empress of Lucite?! What about The Guttenberg, or Prince, or Gary Oldman?! Everybody wants to be the cream on a Guttenberg/Prince/Oldman sundae! And as for Alec Baldwin, well she's right when it comes to him. Alec's peen alone can probably be described as "grumpy and balding." It probably has bad breath too. But we'd all still hit it just to hear him call our fuck parts "a thoughtless little pig." Give us that filthy talk, Alec!
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Grandma Chicken Hawk.
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The purpose of existence is to maintain its purposelessness.
Gary Oldman can get down and dirty with me anytime.
Just sayin'
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Wyle E
"If you don't have a full-time fuck partner, why not take a few part-time jobs to keep the genital area active in the community.""
Somuchbetterthanyou - Brad Pitt in his late 40's. He doesn't seem very "fun" these days.
He DOES look "grumpy" and "balding". He's not fat, not yet, but I sense it will come too.
Don't forget that we all saw his peen, and it's nothing to write home about...!
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"I am a legend, get these people out. I want to take drugs."
There's a whole bunch of very sexy men in their 40s, just a few that come to mind are Ralph Fiennes, Hugh Jackman, Johnny Depp, Javier Bardem, Daniel Craig, George Clooney, Brad Pitt (without the awful goatie and chapeau)...
She wants someone who hasn't been used yet so that she can use him and leave him a mere shell of a man afterwards (see "Guy")
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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.
Submitted by sugar free on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 1:46pm.
Submitted by The Bitch on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 1:44pm.
I'll take that to the third power. Viggo is fine.
My older crush is Liamm Neeson. What a fiiiine older man. I felt so bad for him when his wife passed :(
As much as I cannot stand that twat, she is only getting shit for this because she is a woman. Men in Hollywood have always been dating younger pieces and they don't have to defend themselves even when it is obvious the younger piece is not attracted (Hello Larry King! to say the least)However as many people said, I do think she wants it mostly because she wants a pet she can control or to drink their blood.
Submitted by The Bitch on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 1:44pm.
Anyway, Viggo Mortensen is the hottest piece of ass ever!
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i second that.
Vanitas - that BI was revealed as Janice Dickinson. See here: http://www.agcwebpages.com/BLINDITEMS/2009/SEPTOCT.html (#49).
Anyway, Viggo Mortensen is the hottest piece of ass ever! Love Gary Oldman too. The rest are yucky.
Did anyone hear the interview? It was kinda fun actually. I hate Ryan Gaycrest though. He's the biggest piece of shit in Hollywood. Such a fake idiot.
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"I am a legend, get these people out. I want to take drugs."
dementa- you're sexist pig and I hope you die!
Hau auf die Kacke, Madonna!
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Game blouses!
Isn't Brad Pitt like, 53?
Open = easier to force-feed Kablahblah
Adventurous = kinky
More fun = under-/unemployed
Gerard "Gelly" Butler said he likes them "dumb" sometimes. She just said the same thing, but with a FAKE accent.
**running into wall, to lose IQ points**
PS -- BITCH!! You're TWIIIICE divorced!!!
sugarfree,
Cusack is just a pup of 43.
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Carved Pumpkin? I thought you said Carved Bumpkin.
Know what I think? - I think ol Vadge got hurt this last time around - so she's gonna play it safe with a beard....she can't possibly find Baby Jesus interesting...I mean - the blank look on his pretty face says it all. I have no problem with her seeking shallowness - if that makes her life easier, okay....just wish she would inject some class into the whole thing. Like her face and body - looks okay from a distance, but the cheek implants are a mistake - looks like shes smuggling nuts in there...(oh - maybe Baby Jesus's....) And she is one stringy piece. The whole picture is a bit on the sad side.
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
I can see now that they used her as a tongue model for jabba the hut.
http://www.galacticbinder.com/images/DarkestMoments/jabba-tongue.jpg
@ M.E.
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I don't remember ever seeing "Somewhere in time". Why, does it have a lot of Beethoven music or Gary Oldman?
I'm a Beethoven and U-2 fanatic. :-)
In that pic the Lord of the Dance guy looks like a slighly chubby Edward Norton.
The idea of Edward Norton doing the Riverdance is HILARIOUS!!
how old is John Cusack now?
Gary Oldman is fucking HOT!
Puleeze Madge! You look for dude with the youngest skin so you can harvest stem cells to inject into your face.
I have to say, bitch has a good plastic surgeon. She didn't get the Priscilla Presley botch job or anything. And if she can get young hot things like Jesus-whatever, then good for her!
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If Mackenzie Phillips doesn’t have a house full of cats, then you can’t possibly have a good reason to either.
Little Rascal - Immortal Beloved is one of my most favorite movies (romantic movies) and Beethoven's "Ode to Joy" is absolutely genius. It's so beautiful.
Have you ever seen "Somewhere in Time" with Christopher Reeves and Jane Seymore?
Hell yes MK!! Gary Oldman!!!!!!
*drool*
she looks every day of her years btw.
would look fine if she left her mug alone, but no. bitch had to pull and piull.
somebody pull a noose over that yrueky neck!
Lets talk about biology,
Make believe youre next to me,
Phonography, phonography,
Talk that sexy talk to me,
Better make sure that the line is clean,
Keep it confidential, you and me.
Phonography, phonography,
Dirty talking, call it phonography.
although it pains me, i have to defend Madonna in this case. old men have had their pick of the litter for years. never heard anyone bitching about Hugh Hefner, or Bruce Willis, or Billy Joel, etc..
her and Gary Oldman would be a hot couple. but if she wants a young piece, no apologizes or explanations needed. just saying.
LOL!
none of my friends would ever, ever, ever touch this THING
whose that old maid with the huge tits? not the hispanic one, or whatever the one from russia or poland.
hell, even id do her haha.
cant believe B actually let this lizard put its otung in her mouth AHHHHH!
Lets talk about biology,
Make believe youre next to me,
Phonography, phonography,
Talk that sexy talk to me,
Better make sure that the line is clean,
Keep it confidential, you and me.
Phonography, phonography,
Dirty talking, call it phonography.
@ M.E.
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I've watched "Immortal Beloved" so many times! Gary Oldman and Beethoven's music.... It's an incredible movie.
Hugh Laurie is a year shy of the 51-yr old mark, but he's still my first choice.
If he's not available then pass Gary Oldman on over here when you all are done with him...
My last 5 BFs (since 2000) have all been younger.
Younger guys tend to appreciate my experience more. I was even getting snobbish towards guys my age or older, but this summer one broke my heart.
Before that happened, it was such a nice change to have someone insightful, respectful, and mature. I was getting used to it.
:(
And, one again, madonna shows herself to be a talentless desperate grasping hag who lost any credibility & relevance decades ago. No wonder she has to play to a mostly gay audience; hetero dudes with 1/2 a brain find her disgusting. Her "I'm a sexual dynamo" BS is played out; she's a dried up, stringy old skeezer. Time to just go away, madonna; the world will be a better place without you...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
Madonna is such a desperate hag. Men her age wouldn't even want her, anyway.
As far as hot 50-somethings go, I've always had a pepaw crush on 53yo Gary Cole. *swoon*
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Douchechill!
I fell in LOVE with Gary Olman in "Immortal Beloved"
He is an AWESOME, talented actor.
Loved his shit in "True Romance" also.
Oh! And "The Professional" (Leon)
*swoons*
Submitted by Bertha on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 12:44pm.
She likes'em young and brainless, so she can dominate them better
True. Nothing wrong with "Young, Dumb and Hung"!
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Carved Pumpkin? I thought you said Carved Bumpkin.
By the way Vanitas, good work on figuring out that blind item -definately Vadge since no straight guy (aside from Guy Richie) has ever had an interest in her and she's clearly flaunting that nobody to generate headlines for her tired old whore ass.
Detective La Toya is seeing to it that you get a promotion for decoding that item.
Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 12:40pm.
Madonna is 51, Jesus Luz is 22. Madonna is 29 years older then her boy-toy. She could very easily be his grandmother! Doesn't she comprehend that when he looks at her he is seeing only $$$$$$ signs?
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Of course she does! That's part of the thrill for her! I will never forget little gapped toothed, fuzzy eyebrowed Miss Thang all up in the camera: "I'M GONNA TAKE OVER THE WOOOOOOOORLD!" and we were all saying "Ummm,yeah. Cute." It's all part of her master plan.
So calculated. She used to think she wanted a man who would out-Boss her (but who's power she could manipulate for her own purposes, if the need should arise) but she's finally come to her senses (and maybe just the right age for her) to see that what she really needs is a pet.
♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!(part 2)
Ok, so I know I can't be the only one who's completely disturbed by her "requirements." You have to be old enough to dress yourself...3 year olds can dress themselves.
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Some fashion and beauty tips for you hoes, from the hottest slut, Brenda Dickson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1cc56ZumZU&feature=related
Riiiiight, and the young vibrant people are just thrilled about a saggy-fleshed old bag who's had her face lifted twice already. Does she think that barely-legal guys screw her for the hot sex and LUUUUUV?
She's like all the other sad-sack middle-aged starlets, who think that by clinging to younger men they can make themselves look younger. Think Cher, Sharon Stone, Kim Cattrall, and Demi Moore. They never realize that it just makes them look like a granny with her grandson.
As for sexy older men: Viggo Mortensen, Sean Connery, Jeremy Irons, Daniel Day-Lewis, Liam Neeson, and so on and so forth. They're all old enuff to be my dad or granddad, and they're sexy as hell. But then they're all confident professional men who wouldn't need Mad Madge's money, so they'd never put up with her diva shit. THAT is another reason she wants 'em young.
That, and she wants them dumb and desperate and fame-hungry, and without a defined spine so they can say, "Enough of this shit, I'm gone."
Personally I think Hollywood's older guys are all hotter than girlie boys like Zac, Chase or any of the other gay porn twinks they're forcing on us -Except for Ed Westwick of course who already looks like he's in his mid 40s and that's what makes him hot.
Likewise goes for Hollywood's older women vs the new breed of skanks. Say what you will, but women like Sharon Stone and Kim Cattrall still look hotter and are in better shape than trash like Lohan and Hilton.
Of course this is Vadge talking so we should expect nothing but stupid, shallow, out of touch comments. I bet her and Paltrow sit around talking about this crap and react to their own comments with forced, fake British and Spanish (respectively) laughs.
And yeah, I'd also rather ride Steve Guttenberg any day than any of the moes on High School Crapical or Gossip Gays (aside from Ed of course).
She likes'em young and brainless, so she can dominate them better.
@ islandgirl
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Agree, Viggo Mortensen is a sexy beast!
I would choose 51 year-old Viggo over any 21 year-old dimwit pretty boy.
Found it!
"This cougar is bragging to everyone about her much younger beau. What everyone doesn’t know, is that the handsome younger man has been hired by this washed up old star to hang on her arm whenever she goes out. Our source thinks there’s a good chance he doesn’t even swing the way of our celeb. Not Demi Moore. (BuzzFoto via Blind Gossip)"
What Madge fails to acknowledge is that men her age are probably looking for someone 'open, fun, and adventurous' too. ;)
But I agree with IV, and also think it comes down to capability to control.
PSL- thanks for the recognition! ;P
mmmmmmmmmm Gary Oldman
is WAAAAAAY the fuck sexier than baby jesus.
Hell my dog is sexier than baby jesus
Every guy I think of is older than that...except Vincent D'onofrio...and all the other guys are dead:( But at least they died old...
♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!(part 2)
Madonna is 51, Jesus Luz is 22. Madonna is 29 years older then her boy-toy. She could very easily be his grandmother! Doesn't she comprehend that when he looks at her he is seeing only $$$$$$ signs?
I understand that Gary Oldman is a fine piece, but I prefer sexy pepaws Jeremy Irons and Alan Rickman.
Both of them have those voices that can make you moist by just reading the dictionary.
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That shadow outside your bedroom window was me.
Tim Daly........sigh.
Shit, Sam Elliott is 100 and I'd still fuck the shit out of him!
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Hey! don't come around here no more
Don't come around here no more
Whatever you're looking for
Hey! don't come around here no more
- Tom Petty
Gary Oldman, Viggo, Tim Daly: They are all hot beyond measure.
Vadge just wants to avoid men her age because they're on to her fraud and see right through her, whereas the young are too stupid to see it.
Vapid whore.
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Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me
loves prince...and something about gary oldman...i find him very appealling...
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she was clumsy, stupid and mean, but I wouldn't wish that death on a opossum...