The New Real Housewife Of New York City
Life & Style is reporting that Bethenny Frankel has been replaced by socialite Sonja Morgan on The Real Housewives of NYC, because she's getting her own show on Bravo or some shit. Sonja will make her debut on episode 5 of the new season.
Immediately after I read that shit, I went on a Google journey to find out what this Sonja Morgan chick looks like. The above picture was one of the first things that popped up. FINALLY! The producers have found someone that is more intelligent, more gorgeous, more classy and has more poise than all of the housewives in every Housewives series COMBINED. Sonja Morgan is the epitome of a real housewife!
Okay, okay, this is the real Sonja Morgan with Ivanka Trump, some dude and a homosexual vase.
BITCH BOGUS! But at least we'll always know who the better Sonja Morgan is.
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Great. Another ugly self absorbed nitwit with a bad boob job.
so much for representing...
How did Ivana get the dress that got bird-call girl aufed on Project Runway last night?
Old-lady cleavage creeps me out. Can't Ivana afford a stylist who would refrain from recommending a cheesy, off-the-rack prom dress for his octogenarian clients?
Cute pup.
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"It's like I'm gently being butt fucked by a croissant." -MK
Just for the record, that is Ivana not Ivanka, Ivanka is the daughter.
Anyhow, Ivana should be wearing gowns with sleeves these days.
Good move, BRAinlessVo. Now it will be about as exciting as watching paint dry. YIPPEEEEE!!!! @@
"People are strange when you're a stranger..." ~ The Doors
wth is wrong with ivana's upper arms? ugh
It's almost insulting that the Google search for that cheap bitch (Sonja, not the dog) showed that beautiful Bernese Mountain Dog as the first image. They are the most gorgeous dogs!!!!
If that dog replaces all of them, then I'll tune in.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
umm,jftr, ivana is the mom and ex-wife,
and ivanka is the daughter.
so thats ivana.
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i actually liked bethenny, but as long as she's being replaced by that doggie, i may still watch...
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she was clumsy, stupid and mean, but I wouldn't wish that death on a opossum...
That dog looks a hell of a lot more friendlier!
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
Let's all stick our asses up in the air and fart one out for the newest spokescouple for marriage and true love! MK
@ NYone
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Don't forget a standart California girl feature - collagen injected fish mouth.
Team East Coast girls!!!!
Hard fake encapsulated boobs, leathery skin and bleached damaged hair, yeah love those California girls with an expiration date of about 10 years. Look at Pamela Anderson. Case closed.
That dog is a lot cuter and I bet a lot more interesting than these low life wannabes, that Bethany only got engaged so she could get her own show..what is this society coming to? people have taken this "reality" obsession way too far
to chowgirl69:
on no, whoever said the hot girls were in nyc? there's some attractive women in nyc but most of them look hard or worn out. the east coast does that to a person. no, all the sexy women are in California! California Girls was a true story!
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just keep your expectations low...
The doggie is the prettiest of them all!
I'm beginning to think Real Housewife = Bad Tit Job.
All the above are from the ming dynesty.
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I always hear people say that the most beautiful women are in NYC, specifically Manhattan...Uh...where are THOSE women?? Cuz all these ones look to be knuckle draggers! And to the posters that said this new one has a beak, too true!
Submitted by bco82 on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 10:40am.
lOOk at those titty boulders! She's got granite all over..... her chest.
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Yes, and she chisled the stone with her very own nose.
I am waiting for the flying monkeys to swoop in and carry the homosexual vase and Ivana away.
xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
With Bethenny gone the show is going to be so fucking boring. The Countess being a cunt, Simon and Alex preening and living beyond their means, Jil saying Zarin Fabics every 5 seconds (without B as her backup she won't be nearly as funny), Ramona sticking her foot in her mouth (but I love me some Ramona) and Kelly being a ditz. BORING!
But I'll be watching B's new show. Love her.
ugh and she is chairman of her Sonja Productions Inc. - great, so its going to be all "i'm a business woman - blah blah blah"
No bitch, you f*cked your way to the top!
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what's in your taco?: a. chicken b. beef c. beans d. QUEEF
I'd watch the show if the dog was on it.
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
We uphold the gaudy, crass and greed,
Waiting to make fun of those who breed.
Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
But Dlisters snark, That's our motto. ~~N.Witty
i'd watch a show with that dog.
the beak faced lady, not so much.
god, i am so tired. *goes to make coffee*
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
lOOk at those titty boulders! She's got granite all over..... her chest.
Sonja looks like she got a boob-job referral from Kelly Bensimon. Wonky fake tits galore!
3 fakes in the photo: Ivana's face, Sonja's tits, and that dude liking woman.
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My Brother's 50 year old junkie GF looks younger than this skank.
that Sonja character has really wonky tits...they are like pomelos cut in half and glued on a flat chest pointing in different directions...I get serious tranny vibes from that mess...the raptor beak is very Paris Hilton-ish.
Not a good thing.
It burrrrrrrns!!!! - Miss Coco Peru
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKNZICoKSdA
zzz boring recast, Beth will be missed!
the pup is a cutie though
i see Louise Black (project runway) is dressing Ivanka these days...
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just keep your expectations low...
If you spilled popcorn at the movies this bitch would be all over that shit. She could peck you freakin' eyes out.*CaCAW CaCaw*
xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
MK,
that's IVANNA (the mother)not Ivanka (the daughter).
Yeah they are both busted with all the plastic surgery they've had but Ivanka still looks young...lol.
It burrrrrrrns!!!! - Miss Coco Peru
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKNZICoKSdA
Michael K, the old blond woman on the right is NOT Ivanka Trump, it's her mother Ivana!
Bitch is Busted!
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
yuck. there has to be an attractive NYC housewife out there somewhere. the NYC bunch are the most homely group of women. i don't get it....
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I feel I'm on top again baby that's got everything to do with you...
HOW DREADFUL.