Smilin' With Her Sharpie Brows
In a new episode of Gossip Girl, TyTy Banks plays actress Ursula Nyquil (typo and it stays) who is starring in a movie version of Josephine Baker's life. Do they give out Razzie Awards for TV?
TyTy told People that she set some sort of record for Gossip Girl, because she had seven wig changes. I'm sure that on an upcoming Tyra Banks Show (aka The Hour Of MEMEMEMEMEMEME), she will talk all about how she's setting records and revolutionizing prime television one wig at a time. But what she should really focus on is her perfect Sharpie eyebrow game.
For the first time in HISTORY, I'm actually giving her a standing ovation for proper Sharpie use! Those exquisite cholita eyebrows keeps her from looking like a shellacked mannequin. Perfect eyebrow game always saves the day! Okay, she still looks like a shellacked mannequin, but at least she has beautiful glambrows now.
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I guess so no bothered to tell her that flappers sometimes bound their breasts b/c cleavage & tig ol' bitties wasn't the look.
~yeah. like that~
She needs to gain some weight back; being that thin makes her look haggard.
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I honestly thought it was Re-Re too, and for a second thought "Not again!"
Tyra Banks is ridiculous though.
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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.
YIKES! I bet she thinks this is the best picture ever taken ever.
Submitted by gucci on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 12:43pm.
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So do I!
But it would really be hard to maintain the eyebrows. My grandma was a flapper.
love the 1920's flapper look!
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Wow. I thought that was RiRi.
Other than that I really don't care.
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I think that pic looks just like Angelina Jolie!
Ha!
Bitch ain't even SMIZING in that pic.. fo shame!!
eyebrows aren't sharp enough...you can tell whoever drew these had a trembling hand. So no ovation from me. And she is acting now??? Boy, she really wants to be the next Oprah...what's next? a revival of The Color Purple? Amazes me that people are dumb enough to humor this cheap untalented cunt and watch her shit shows.
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God dammit AGame.
God damn it.
i wonder if there were any Merkins included in those 7 wig changes
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She looks like shit as usual.
I don't get it. All that money, all those designers and make up artists and she still looks like a moose.
wish she'd find a semi-hot elk and piss off to the Canadian mountains where i wont have to look at her Space Odessey forehead.
she should be farmed for her horns, not her fug face
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Make believe youre next to me,
Phonography, phonography,
Talk that sexy talk to me,
Better make sure that the line is clean,
Keep it confidential, you and me.
Phonography, phonography,
Dirty talking, call it phonography.
Submitted by cabbagehead: "...for a split, and i mean split, second i thought this was the alien princess riri dressed 'normally' for her."
Me too!
Her eyes are freakin me out:(
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dang, those are some exquisite ass chola brows.
for the record, for a split, and i mean split, second i thought this was the alien princess riri dressed 'normally' for her.
she should keep the black hair it suits her more than blonde
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SHE INTERVIEWS PEOPLE TOO! I DIDN'T SAY IT YOU SAID IT!
The only way I knew this was TyTy was that lightbulb shaped head.
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