Friday, October 2nd 2009

Hot Ginge: The Movie

There's good news, and bad news. The good news is that Prince Hot Ginge's life story is coming to the silver screen! The bad news is that it's not a porno starring him. Well, my no-no can't have it all.

The Daily Mail says that director Peter Kosminsky is working on a Prince Harry biopic called The Spare which will start shooting in about a year. Peter said that the movie will start with Hot Ginge's life as a fetus and then follow him all the way until present day. Peter added, "I feel a sense of compassion for the guy. His parents break up in the most spectacularly public way, his mother dies in the most tragic and, again, public way and everything is picked over. He's a man born to no role, the heir and the spare."

Peter says they haven't cast the title role yet, but he isn't opposed to casting an American. That's fine and everything, but Peter should be opposed to casting a non-ginge! You can't duplicate the power of the ginge with a box of hair dye. My suggestions for the role are: Hot Ginge himself, Phoebe Price (it can be her Boys Don't Cry), Carrot Top or Rojo Caliente.

And if whoever Peter casts doesn't singe my pubic hairs or make my nipples burn, then he made the wrong choice!

Posted by: Michael K


z-listed's picture

Not, not, NOT Carrot Top! He has fucked up his face way too much with the surgery and is not nearly pretty enough to play Harry.

It has to be someone with looks, a great bod and a twinkle in his naughty eye.

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I'm not really that smart, it's just that everyone else is so damn stupid!

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stake_spike's picture

I'm still convinced that old Wallis and George were into some heavy S&M. Wallis was fucking ugly and George was hot for a Royal, not to mention she was supposed to be a bitch. I mean what else could make him give up the throne? Bitch dominated him, that's how British men get down.

ImpertinentVixen's picture

It would be a more interesting story if played out 10 or 15 years from now, when Prince William falls off a cliff and Harry gets to be king. Do you know how many younger brothers got to be kings in British history? Plenty. In modern times alone there were George V and George VI, both younger brothers who got to the throne, the first because his brother died and the second because his brother abdicated to marry a twice-divorced American.

And Henry VIII was a second son.

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Submitted by jonnobaas_sea on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 11:41am.

Blake Harper for 'arry. Colton Ford for Wills.
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jonnobaas_sea's picture

Blake Harper for 'arry. Colton Ford for Wills. We can make up a side story of those two fooling around together. I'm moist! OY!

"Most people to me are like dog shit on the pavement, walk around it & if you come into contact w/it, erase all traces toot sweet."

stake_spike's picture

Besides the divorce and Di's death what would make people want to see this? He hasn't done anything except act the fool. Don't get me wrong he's fun for a Royal but he hasn't done anything.

Side note: I'd love to see who they cast as his Ms.-Piggy-with-flesh-colored-lips-and-chetto-tan girlfriend. Chelsy's a thousand times better than pathetic Waity Katie but again nothing interesting in her story (except her families ties with Mugabe maybe).

SpiceDong's picture

there is nothing interesting about this kid to be making movies about him...he hasn't even lived his life yet and has not done anything relevant enough to warrant the honor and attention.

Oh and he is not even hot either...total butter face...those Windsor genes are too strong and it is only a matter of time before he starts looking like the rest of them: bald and pudgy.

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Damn, he just gets hotter. Remember how he was the ugly one when he and Wills were kids? My, how times change. Wills is fug nowadays.
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Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 9:44am.

Mornin'!
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Now, the object of this year's expedition is to see if we can find any trace of last year's expedition.

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Submitted by Tristram: "Kosminsky's sense of compassion doesn't stop him from further picking over the guy, in an on-screen bio. And why do we need a bio of someone who's 25 and hasn't done all that much?"

Exactly.

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Kosminsky's sense of compassion doesn't stop him from further picking over the guy, in an on-screen bio. And why do we need a bio of someone who's 25 and hasn't done all that much?
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I don't know about the bigot thing. He's young and didn't always think before he spoke or acted sometimes. I don't think there was any malice behind it. Youthful indiscretions-which I'm sure we are all guilty of. We are just fortunate that people aren't willing to sell us out to the tabs or follow us with cameras everywhere we go. Then again maybe I'm trying to explain it away because he's yummy.

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Submitted by The C word on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 8:53am.

Hahahaha, exactly. And both Simon and Christina were in "Penelope" together.

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Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 8:43am.
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Hehehe...remarkable resemblance:
http://blog.ellegirl.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/02/26/ricci.jpg

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Submitted by The C word on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 8:22am.

Hmmmm. It will have to be an actress with a pig nose. You think Christina Ricci will dye her hair for this part?

EastEndGirl's picture

Stocky, he is hardly in the closet.

Out there and proud of it. Makes him hwat.

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Paquita's picture

Morning everyone!!
Just wanted to let you know that
Dlisted appeared in The Express (morning paper in Washington DC). In a section about comments on blogs in the internet.

I send it to MK and he was really sweet taking time to replay my email.
I will post it later on facebook if you want to see it.

or post the link later....i'm at work!! sucks!

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Hard for me to feel sorry for this closet bigot.

Sure he's been deal some tragedies...haven't we all?

But he's got a pretty sweet life all around: doesn't have to work for a living; gets waited on; has more money than God; etc. etc. etc.

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Angel_!

I've been perplexed by your av all week and I just realized that I have a Sex Pistols bookbag on the mantle with the SP's "God Save the Queen" album cover.

BTW, wtf does carrottop where all that eyeliner? Is it kohl or is tattooed?

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Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 8:17am.
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Mr Bingley! Good call....

Now who will play Chelsea 'DSL' Davey?

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He's a man born to no role. Outside of the tragedies, I think that sounds pretty sweet. Alls he really has to do is be a pain in his brother's ass his whole life. Not bad at all.

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DeeDee's picture

I vote for Simon Woods, the hottie from "Rome".

http://s11.bdbphotos.com/images/orig/c/l/clci0g2xb4e9bxe0.jpg

micheal k,i live in the uk and im frum LA. LETS GO FIND US SOME HOT GINGE!

loozer's picture

Rupert Gint or whatever his name is?

MK left out Ralph Malph, Old School Ginge.

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mike's picture

Oh brother. Talk about misplaced compassion.

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HaHa MK are you sure your fully awake yet? i think your still dreaming.

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@ SNF - you and me both.

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suckandfuck's picture

Ginges are usually not for me, but I'd fuck this one.

jonnobaas_sea's picture

I DESERVE TO THE BE THE FLUFFER! Seriously, he's hotter than hot. The fuckin fire department needs to follow him wherever he goes! & dude's gotta be hot hot sexy times in bed & elsewhere! Can you imagine blowing him on a quiet hiking trail! I gotta stop! My towel's making a tent!

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Snoogle's picture

An heir and a spare. The best of both worlds for him I suppose. Enjoys all the perks of the lineage, all while knowing there a but a chance in hell he will ever sit on the throne. Therefore he can get his freak and party on without the real worry of what people think. He is one hottie mc hot hot.

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