"Fame Kills" Is Dead

Lady CaCa and Gay Fish's "Fame Kills" tour has officially been be-headed and now it's running around the backyard looking for a mic to snatch. Live Nation announced that the show will not go on and they will refund all tickets.

They didn't give a reason, but I'm guessing that there weren't enough dressing rooms in any of the venues to house both of their egos. Shit, this planet is barely big enough to hold both of their egos. They will both have to start renting storage space on other planets soon.

But seriously, this is probably the result of yet another Kanye West hissy fit. He probably walked in on Lady CaCa in the middle of a tuck and took a good look at her erect hermie peen. This set him off, because we all know her dick is bigger than his. Kanye immediately starving waving his fins and shouting shit like, "WHY DOES SHE HAVE A BIG DICK AND I DON'T?! WHY DIDN'T ANYONE OFFER ME A BIG DICK?! I QUIT THIS BITCH!" That's exactly what happened.

Source: Associated Press

Posted by: Michael K

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Kanye West • Lady GaGa

Submitted by Tristram on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 7:33pm.

Lady Gaga isn't letting her ill-fated tour with Kanye West keep her from her fans. A day after her joint tour with the rapper was canceled, the pop star said she'll be hitting the road solo.

"We mutually decided to cancel the tour. He's going to take some time off, but I'm not," the 23-year-old said. "Kanye and I talked about it. We talked about it a lot, as well as with Live Nation," she added. (AP)

Submitted by Sookie on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 6:09pm.

GODDAMMIT I LOVE YOU JAMES HAVEN!

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Submitted by i am a sloth on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 3:53pm.

ha ha--now if only they would visit the bermuda triangle and disappear like uncle fester

Submitted by didimao on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 11:20am.

They are both overrated, egotistic, cunts. Glad the show was cancelled. I hope the whole tour is cancelled.

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Submitted by GrlBhvingBadly on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 9:13am.

Oh wait...of course James Haven posted it, lol.

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Submitted by GrlBhvingBadly on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 9:06am.

I definitely enjoyed that James Haven link! Thanks to who posted it :)
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Submitted by KD on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 8:23am.

This reminds me of this post (one of the best, IMO) from Immaletyoufinish.com:

http://kanyegate.tumblr.com/search/Lady+Gaga

Submitted by Who Datt on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 8:16am.

He must have ran out of cognac and excuses while she must have run out of other acts to steal from.

A win-win for all around.

Submitted by jonnobaas_sea on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 8:08am.

PBAMFB, GAY-KNEE.

"Most people to me are like dog shit on the pavement, walk around it & if you come into contact w/it, erase all traces toot sweet."

Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 7:44am.

I'm laughing at this news.....good way to start my day!

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Submitted by freshfacestripper on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 6:44am.

Submitted by CB Gossip on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 11:00pm.

Carmine Gotti , the grandson of mobster john gotti,is soon to release an album & thats not the only things he's releasing. Word is he's going to comeout of the closet. he has been a homosexual for years and has been exposed to HIV.
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they all look glittery gay. i hope so..

Submitted by EvilShoe on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 6:39am.

((((James Haven))))

I missed him, darn it! I needed some night cream.

Submitted by LuxLuv on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 5:24am.

Our James is nothing short of the epitome of class and sophistication; and he's wise to stay away from Gaga so as not to tarnish his reputation or image in the entertainment community.

I'm thinking that perhaps Gaga's 'styists' and shoppers are most probably low-budget drag queens.

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Submitted by freshfacestripper on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 4:58am.

Submitted by James Haven on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 8:11pm.

James Haven has been in hiding from Lady GaGa for months now! Somehow she got her scaly mitts on James Haven's number and has been ringing him up to no end!
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anything james haven posts is fucking class!

Submitted by LuxLuv on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 4:27am.

@James Haven
I realise its a bit late( but I ran across your post from earlier - Jude has absolutely NOTHING on you.

Good to know you're still out there.
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Submitted by LuxLuv on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 4:20am.

Wondering if Gaga has a stylist amongst her entourage or if these 'costumes' are her own ideas and/ or creations. Probably the latter.

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Submitted by Myntee on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 4:04am.

Praise Jeebus!

- <3 - <3 - <3 - <3 - <3 - <3 - <3 - <3 - <3 -
I think mastication means to chew your own penis...

Submitted by chippychazoo on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 4:02am.

So does a hermie peen have to be erect before tucking? The mental picture of that together with Mr CaCa's Carrie/evil dwarf from 'don't look now' ensemble is just too much at this early hour.

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 3:40am.

Exactly.

If something interesting happens, I'll hear about it on this site.

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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.

Submitted by breaktheleash on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 3:27am.

@Lux & Khensu

I don't keep up with the VMAs or most of nominees/winners/losers either. I can always get the quick-n-dirty from the D or some other place if I hear about anything fucky.
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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 3:17am.

Submitted by LuxLuv on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 2:56am.

I'm pretty sure it had something to do with the paparazzi, but I didn't watch it either.

With these two fucktards, I didn't even have to turn on the VMAs. I knew both of them would pull some kind of bullshit.

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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.

Submitted by LuxLuv on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 2:56am.

I missed the VMAs; what in the fuck was Gaga's melted candle/bloody tampon look all about?

Fuck it; nevermind. Don't care.

I see enough of this kind of shit every week.

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p.s. Hello @ The Breakdown - have a great time in Istanbul and keep the Heauxfessionals coming.

Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 2:46am.

Burger King's "Have it Your Way" promotion has really gone awry....

Submitted by Swallows on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 2:44am.

LOL @ Michael K - you're one funny man - only I'm pretty sure Kanye doenst have a peen - that cunt is all vadge for sure - he's probably more hermie than GaGa - she chained her wagon to a fuck stick this time.

Submitted by Jizzball on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 1:50am.

@babykiller

Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 1:05am.

@jizzball:

Don't be tardy for the party
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I am sorry, so sorry, we are not tardy for the party, but we need to get back to 7-11, no?

And Jerry Seinfeld is looking for us, no?

Babu?

Submitted by MickeyHolland on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 12:53am.

There is nothing like some good news to start your day with. No matter how talented you (supposedly) are, no one has the right to be as arrogant and self-involved as these two are. Gaga's artsy fartsy tendencies are downright hilarious and for Kanye and his woman I - a peaceful vegetarian - would like to have an open hunting season all year round.

Submitted by Jizzball on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 12:22am.

Don't be tardy for the party

Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 12:20am.

Yeah, well. No wonder.

Ya gotta tour that looks like a Nike sneaker, and it's either pure gold or pure shit.

Submitted by blueangel on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 11:32pm.

He's an angry drunk and she's mentally ill. Who would be interested in anything either of them has to sing about?

Submitted by MyTwoCents on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 11:27pm.

Submitted by Tristram on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 11:07pm.

I dunno about Kanye/Gaga. Just speculation on my part. I was stunned to read they're 2 of today's biggest pop acts. Why?
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And Britney doesn't rank? Wow.. *scratches head*

That's a good question, Tristram. One for which I have no answer. I am however totally fine with most of the kids going to see these two dipshits... coz that leaves more room at concerts of bands/musos with talent for me! Yay!

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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 11:17pm.

i hate people who like these two.

Submitted by Tristram on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 11:07pm.

Submitted by MyTwoCents on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 11:02pm.

"Obscure Aussie 80s band" is redundant.

I dunno about Kanye/Gaga. Just speculation on my part. I was stunned to read they're 2 of today's biggest pop acts. Why?

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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 11:02pm.

Submitted by Tristram on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 10:47pm.

I did not! Obscure Aussie 80s band.

On topic, you know Gay Fish is totally staging a trip to rehab to regain some sympathy/respect.

I'm guessing ticket sales weren't too impressive... or rotten tomatoes sales spiked when the concerts were announced.

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Submitted by CB Gossip on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 11:00pm.

Submitted by Tristram on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 10:47pm.

Submitted by MyTwoCents on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 10:11pm.

hahaha. You made that up. Lemme mix another tini and dink some more.

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Submitted by Noelegy on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 10:38pm.

Oh, damn. How will I get on with my life?

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Submitted by moomarse on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 10:36pm.

nothin like talkin to yourself.... just like home.

fuck this.

night MK

I loves you!!!

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