No, Jermaine, No
Is it too soon for a reality talent show that is looking for a dancer that can move just like Michael Jackson? While we're all screaming "YES," Jermaine Jackson is nodding his Max Headroom head "NO," because he's going to judge one over in the UK. SANTO DIOS!
Later this year, Jermaine will be the main judge on the BBC show Move Like Michael Jackson. The six-episode show will feature dancers who can moonwalk and crotch grab just like the King of Pop. The melting caramel square said in a statement, "Michael was a superb dancer who inspired people across the world to master his moves and create their own unique routines....AND I NEED A CHECK." That last part was improv, just so you know.
The most shocking thing about all of this is that Joe Jackson's hand is not anywhere near it. I sniffed the story thoroughly and didn't smell Blu-Ray dust or bull dog snot, so Joe is definitely not involved.
And there's really no need for this reality show since we all know who has "Michael Jackson moves" like nobody else:
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I think it's rather disgusting how first LaToya and now Jermaine have used Michael's death to jump start their non-existant careers.
First LaToya was all over the gossip shows exploiting him and telling everything she knew about his death and then becomes Access Hollywood's reporter on Dancing with the has-beens.
Now this from Jermaine. But I guess since Michael is not alive to support them, they have to whore themselves out. Shouldn't be too hard for LaToya, she hasn't any other talent.
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I'm not really that smart, it's just that everyone else is so damn stupid!
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I commented on her youtube and she responded! Now I too am in love.
What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?
Submitted by Lohohater on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 8:35pm.
was that Lana from 3's Company? Either way, that shit was sad.
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Yes!! I couldn't place it but I knew she reminded me of someone.
This lady is oddly fascinating. I'm not sure if I want to shake my head, laugh, or smile and encourage her. I see she's actually responding to comments on YouTube. Someone told her she should go on So you Think you can Dance cause she'd win it all and she was like thanks honey, you made my day.
Think Iris Chacon with less ass & verve.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
The family has been sucking off Michael for years and of course he knew it too. It would piss him off no end the way they were always trying to organize some cheesy reunion or other, trying to include him in it. He was sick of the whole fucking thing.
"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."
I love this bitch!!!! She's INSANE!!!!! I'll give her one thing though, she's got a nice body for an old bird.
Good God, someone let Aunt Harriet outta the attic again! Have to go lock her batshit crazy ass back up and change the passwords on the laptop. brb
Meanwhile, those paintings behind her are probably worth a kajillion dollars a piece. She's probably rich as hell on top of being crazy as a loon.
When I watch her videos, I get a sense of what people who like S&M must feel. Scary, painful, yet somehow exciting at the same time.
As far as the Jackson's are concerned, it just shows how much they all lived off of Michael. They are desperate for the attention and money that he got and shared with them. Now they actually have to work for it themselves. Too bad it's so creepy. Have a (that's one) benefit concert or something and then give it a rest already.
Do it like Elvis's family did.....let him rest for awhile and, in a few years, turn Neverland into a museum or something where people can go if they want to pay tribute and shower themselve in everything Michael. Don't shove him down everyone's throat in every way possible.
She's violently undressing me with her eyes.
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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.
Wow does she ever have talent? As far as I am concerned she should play Michael Jackson in the movie. She dances like a dream. I only wish she was here. :)
I was about to say, "Is Jermaine going to a wedding or a wake?, " but I guess it's both.
Douchebag.
*cough fupa *cough
I am trying to hate this lady, but I can't. She is kinda mesmerizing. I bet she is fun at a party. She sure has a lot of middle-aged admirers in her youtube comments.
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Elect this sallow bitch Hot Slut!
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I'm guessing that, for propriety's sake, none of the contestants on Move Like Michael Jackson will be doing any routines with young boys?
Well, at least none that will make it to air?
Jermaine has a great voice, but Joe fucked them all up
That woman's dancing is ridiculous. There needs to be a law about people posting their "talent" on You Tube. What happens if front of the bathroom mirror STAYS in the bathroom mirror.
He sure didn't give any of them negroes none of his money. Cepts his momma, his babies, and the "children of the world". Where his money went was where his heart was.
I dont know why the opening of all her videos reminds me of "that scene" in Silence of the Lambs...but they do.
What a bunch of bottomfeeders...next one to live off of is Janet. Girl better make sure they manage Michael's money well.
"The melting caramel square" !!! Ahahahaha, that alone had me laughing out loud. Jermaine Jackson is turning into plastic.
Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 9:26pm.
That woman in the video is batshit crazy.
She is no Patrick Swayze.
That woman in the video is batshit crazy. I thought it was mainly mentally unstable teenagers who shamed themselves by posting stupid stuff on YouTube. I guess the mentally unstable elderly are up to it too.
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
Maybe that's what LaToya has been trying to do: confess. When she said in her interview that Michael said (damn, it still makes me giggle): "LaToya!...................................................I think they're gonna try to kill me..." It was like she lost her train of thought then...Maybe what really came next was her response: "Yes, Michael, we are. It's the only way."
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Poor MJ, He is melting in hell and rolling :(
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
I am really interested in how that hair or whatever gets like that. I NEED to know the science of that hait. It's like Ken(the doll..Barbie's dickless lovah) hair
Coma Caca!!
man they're really humping his corpse for every dollar they can
Flop sweat.
Gross.
was that Lana from 3's Company? Either way, that shit was sad.
THANK YOU ISLAND GIRL!! You are a genius.
I think MK has a new girlfriend. She dances like no one else, but she really can't replace La Pequena.
Just go to Third Street in Santa Monica (or scores of other outdoor malls). On any given weekend, there are two or three spot-on MJ impersonators. Contest over. Once you look and dance exactly like MJ, how much more can you do?
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Now, the object of this year's expedition is to see if we can find any trace of last year's expedition.
Hmmm...I guess CLove was a one-night stand.
Are any of us surprised by that?
With his injection molded hairdo and a face that suggests his plastic surgeon's other patients live at Mt. Rushmore, Jermaine needs to quit whoring his brother's legacy and do something more fitting with his time, like standing in front of a cigar shop.
"Max Headroom" I love it! I was just thinking about that show the other day. He also looks like a lego man.
Dirty Diana is about the funniest thing I've seen all day. Methinks she needs a couple of cats.
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"You gonna give me my car, or do I gotta go to your house and shove your dog's head down the toilet?" Repo Man
If there IS some form of life after death, Mike needs to return and moonwalk all over these cocksuckers.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
Detective LaToya is plotting her revenge/response as we speak.
You know what REALLY sucks about all this? When MY asshole brother dies, I can't make a dime off his rotting fat ass...but really, folks...I lub my bruva, so I wouldn't want to....(shhh...I'm lying about that last part)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
BTW, how many creepy you tubes does this old gal have?
Submitted by NaNoop on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 6:06pm.
Oh, come on. Let the dead guy just be dead. Jermaine, you need to get lost all over again.
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He just got a new 15 minutes because of his brothers death...don't expect him to go away anytime soon
Its nice to see that their brother's death is the best damn thing that happened to this family. Blech...
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"I'm a black robot, motherfucker."
I am glad MJ didn't leave these jackles a DIME. Fuckers.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
Submitted by woodhorse on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 6:05pm.
That is totally Elaine from that one Seinfeld episode where she thought she was a really great dancer but was so lousy that everyone left the dance floor.
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Bette Davis in "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?" comes to mind.............holy fuck!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Oh, come on. Let the dead guy just be dead. Jermaine, you need to get lost all over again.
That is totally Elaine from that one Seinfeld episode where she thought she was a really great dancer but was so lousy that everyone left the dance floor.
What the hell is that 60-year old woman doing? Dayum. It's the smile she keeps on her face that's creeping me out most. __________________________________________________
"Kirsten suspected she might be knocked up when her monthly batch of menstrual berries weren't delivered to her vagina dock. " -- Michael K.