Fluffing A Furry
Only kinky fuckery goes down at the ‘Fiesta DC’ Latino block-party and now here's proof! Wonkette posted this picture of The Washington Post's mascot getting dressed in a parking lot behind an apartment building while some chick (Monica Lewinsky?) helped him out. Don't even try to figure out what ole' boy on the right is doing. Let's not travel to that land.
You thought pulling pubes out of your teeth after a beej session was annoying, can imagine what the furry fluffer had to go through after this shit? Homegirl probably got fleas in her mouth! Bitch had to chew on Frontline pills for days.
And you can tell by the look in the dog's wonky eyes that she is all teeth. WHY! WHY? WHY!
P.S. - She was just helping him get dressed or sewing up a hole in his costume. I think.
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I would just like to say that I would blow Fuzzy Slippers asap, forum or not.
The avatar is probably a celebrity.
I can't see straight right now.
But...that was my first thought.
Submitted by Mrs.Mr.Big on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 6:30pm.
I want to know whom I need to blow in order to get my registration approved for posting in the forums. *cries*
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17 comments?!
Doesn't anyone read the goddamn newspaper?
Sigh...okay, I'm old. I admit it.
This the worst threesome ever. Yeah all teeth cause no wonder he has newspaper in his mouth to be able to endure the pain.
that reminds me of when h.r. pufnstuff got it from snorky....
one banana two banana three banana four
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Wait. So Lady Gaga IS touring? I'm so confused.
I want to know whom I need to blow in order to get my registration approved for posting in the forums. *cries*
This is so freaking hilarious.
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Ha!
The kid's giving him a "Pinch."
Forepawshadowing?
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 5:07pm.
That dog probably gets more fucking action than I do.
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Ha. Same. Except for me, change probably to DEFINITELY.
That dog probably gets more fucking action than I do.
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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.
@mike
Current publisher of the post, Katherine Weymouth, is the niece of Talking Heads member Tina Weymouth. So now you know.
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She totally sucks at her job, too! Everyone at the Post is embarrassed to come into work...I don't work there btw.
how is he gonna explain this to Snoopy?
bit of Washington Post trivia:
Current publisher of the post, Katherine Weymouth, is the niece of Talking Heads member Tina Weymouth. So now you know.
LOL
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
This is not right.
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"I'm a black robot, motherfucker."
she doesn't even give us a rear-view muffin-top?!?
Good mascot.
The Washington Post's been going to the dogs for years.
It's a piece of shit.
Let the mascot pick it up with itself and call it a day...
LOL @ chewing Frontline. MK- you so crazy.