Don't Eff With Kate's Money
Kate Gosselin isn't going to let a maxi-pad in Ed Hardy rags get in the way of money pouring into her checking account each week. After Jon had a tantrum in the form of a letter to TLC telling them to stop shooting his kids or he'll devour them whole (he will), Kate made her pet possum transcribe her own statement. While reading Kate's statement, picture an angry possum typing away at an old timey typewriter. It'll make it a lot more entertaining:
"I'm saddened and confused by Jon's public media statements. Jon has never expressed any concerns to me about our children being involved in the show and, in fact, is on the record as saying he believes the show benefits our children and was taping on Friday with the kids.""I check in regularly with each of the kids to be sure they want to participate in and continue with the show and will continue to do so. I do the show for my family because I believe it provides us opportunities we wouldn't otherwise have. Jon used to share that belief until as recently as the day the network announced the name change of the show and indicated that Jon would have a lesser role in the show. It appears that Jon's priority is Jon and his interests. My priority remains our children and their well-being."
A simple "FUCK OFF JON" would've achieved the same effect and had less wear and tear on the poor possum's paws.
And by "check in regularly with each of the kids," she means that she denies them water until they tap and smile for the cameras! Sing louder, child army! Mama's got a possum to feed!
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I can't wait until the public finally loses interest in these two farts.
Yeah, cause i would just love my paycheck being further raped to take care of their litter of children.
Submitted by leonard mckelvey on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 12:59am.
Let Kate get on the unemployment or welfare line. KATE AND JON GO AWAY.
Cancel the whole damn show once and for all.
Poor kids are going to need YEARS of therapy to deal with the f-up mess their parents have made of their lives.
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How come on Larry King no one asked Jon, "If the show ends right now, how are you going to support your kids?"
He is such a dumbass and he is so full of hate.
He wants to leave his wife with 8 children to raise and NO MONEY!
He is even worse than I thought.
hes mad he didnt get that harley from tlc. lol
who FUCKING CARES???? stop with these two already
@ centaurius:
Ah, that makes sense.
Goodnight.
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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.
@khensuhetep:
LMAO
You'd think Lucifer make an apparition with something a little bit more scary than red disco ball prom lights.
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Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 1:54am.
LMAO
You'd think Lucifer make an apparition with something a little bit more scary than red disco ball prom lights.
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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.
I love the red disco ball PROM spots swirling in the background.
They're either Lucifer telling her to "Go for it!" or Lucifer telling my date to "Go for it"
Long story...sigh....
This show should have ended with their divorce.
I'm so glad I no longer live in Jon and Kate territory (although I'm still within an hour of them) Shopping, etc... would be a bitch, always hoping to not run into a TLC crew or the paparazzi. I pity their neighbors.
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Of course he's pissed about possum head ala douchebag they call me Kate, is getting all the $$$
But Jon boy is making sure he's going to be pulling all the strings.
@DeeDee2:
I'm watching the douchebag and his lawyer on Larry King Live right now. He's sooooooooo concerned about his kids, he's in L.A. I love to hate this man and his bimbo girlfriend!!!!
"I know I messed up," he says. YOU THINK???
TEAM KATE.
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Who the hell is on either of these dirtbag's "side"? Team Kate? Holy shit. Instead of the dumbing down of America they should call it the Braindead-ification of America.
Let Kate get on the unemployment or welfare line. KATE AND JON GO AWAY.
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Good! I hope this is the end of this show. I bet Kate can't believe she might lose all her "opportunities"
This show better be canceled. Because this fuckery is soooo for the cameras. I'm sure cunt is behind it because they're hoping that it is good for ratings when the show is back on in two fucking weeks.
I can't wait to see in a couple of years, when the show is long gone and that horrible child army is driving the cunt crazy. She will end up in a mental hospital and Douche will end up bartending in Las Vegas. All their money will be gone and those kids will all be in foster care.
This should show fucking TLC or any other network not to film another "reality" show again.
I'm watching the douchebag and his lawyer on Larry King Live right now. He's sooooooooo concerned about his kids, he's in L.A. I love to hate this man and his bimbo girlfriend!!!!
"I know I messed up," he says. YOU THINK???
TEAM KATE.
"I do the show for my family because I believe it provides us opportunities we wouldn't otherwise have."
In others words, Kate does the show because the family gets free shit. Kate and Jon a nothing more than a couple of ignorant fameWHORES. Kate's primary concern is NOT the children it's the money. If her primary concern was for the children they'd be the ones with a bodyguard. Who in the hell wants Kate? The children would be worth a whole lot more than that bitch.
"My priority remains our children and their well-being."
Pardon me if I say BULL FUCKING SHIT. Neither of these attention sluts thinks about their kids & what this is doing to them; all they're thinking about is the money. If her priority remains the kids & their well being, then she'd quit the show immediately. They've made enough money (and will do so in syndication) to support both parents & kids for the foreseeable future. That won't happen, of course; they're addicted to the attention & what it brings. Those kids are truly fucked for life...
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It's really hard to hate either one of these cunts more than the other. They are both so completely and utterly awful.
Those kids are going to make a fortune with their Mommy & Daddy Dearest books.
I have never watched this show but what a carefully choreographed display. Does anything really think these whores aren't being completely scripted? If they had stayed in marital bliss, would anyone know who the fuck they are now?
At least she managed to spell all the words correctly.
I'm so sick of these 2 useless cunts.
FOR. REAL. STFU and go away already!
Submitted by OXA on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 8:05pm.
Jon is on Larry king now, his attorney said that they asked TLC weeks ago to stop filming and they did not.
So he's going to sue TLC?
Hi, please be careful in your placement of thing-nouns near "ed hardy." Ed Hardy maxi-pads might be next if we are not careful.
Jon is on Larry king now, his attorney said that they asked TLC weeks ago to stop filming and they did not. when TLC found out he was doing Larry they told him not to and accused him of being opportunistic. In January TLC put him on house arrest and had bodygaurds so he could not go out. this is hot shit.
Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 6:35pm.
I hate this bitch, but the used up pussy comment is ridiculous. To say she is less desirable because of her "used up" vagina is pretty sexist. Who wants Jon's used up dick schmegma? He is just as "used up" as she is.
No one wants her because she is a controlling bitch with 8 kids, not because she is a walking pussy.
It is not like she vaginally delivered 8 children. I am sure her vag is in the same condition of anyone her age. Okay, am I arguing about Kate's vag? Time to go take a nap...
I think the series finale should commence with a battle royale between the gosselin child army and the brangie clan. Battle to the death!
Then we can all go home and wait for the apocalypse.
Oh and MK i'm stealing that last line of yours for my siggie.
"Tell them the bug violated you sexually, and you want out" --my friend's advice to breaking my lease
How do you ask 6 newborns if they wanna be on a show? I've been known to ask a baby a lot of questions but I'm also known to understand that, for babies, that's all just babbling.
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I would love it if some staffer at TLC leaked some of the footage left on the floor. That show would be canceled in hours if people saw what really was going on in that house all of these years.
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I am not a pussy.
I for one am happy with the news that production and filming of the kids is on hold. However, if I'm not mistaken, today is a "Kate" day, and that means she is at home with the kids, and whatever "meltdown" she is having, without cameras around to document it, is being placed squarely on the shoulders of her innocent kids who had absolutely nothing to do with the contractual agreemen made.
I will tune into Larry King tonight to see what Jon has to say.
Submitted by moomarse on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 6:07pm.
I COMPLETELY DESPISE THIS CUNT!
Do not hold back so much, tell us how you really feel.
Good for Jon growing some balls he's still the kids father and he has to sign off on them being in the show. I think Kate want's him back because no one else is going to squeeze her bush with 8 kids but Jon can get any bush he wants & its pissing kate off. Who the fuck wants to be with a used up pussy like that if they are not on drugs?!?!
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
I wish one of the child army would take Cunt and Douche out Lyle and Erik style. Shot gun to the throat BaBee! There is no way a jury could convict them,and I would view it as cleaning up the gene pool.
~Tiny Fists of Irken Fury!~
My sister now has a Kate Gosselin 'do.
Now we call her Kate.
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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.
It's pretty obvious that what Jon gives a fuck about isn't the kids, but the fact that he's losing his paycheck. Kate's just as fucking bad. I feel for the kids so much.
Submitted by mahaatma on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 5:33pm.
EVERYONE just needs to stop watching this shit...no ratings = no show.
"I check in regularly with each of the kids ..."
Does she make an appointment with their agent or something? What a crock of shit.
"I believe it provides us opportunities we wouldn't otherwise have....."
Like shitloads of money for my clothes, shoes and crappy haircut every two weeks...
I COMPLETELY DESPISE THIS CUNT!
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TLC just needs to cancel this shit. Let them divorce, then explore the possibilities of bringing it back. TLC is making its own network look so bad as a result of this back and forth bullshit.
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...I can only hope(cough)that this show stays on the air long enough for these brats to become teenagers who do all the regular stuff like drinking, drugging, crashing cars, getting knocked up, and collectively plotting to off their parents Menendez style because of the emotional abuse they've suffered and just to get what is rightfully theirs....that I'll watch...
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Kate: You read this blog and don't deny it. I hate you. You look like you are waiting for Steve's dick in that photo. I heard you had the kids tattooed with their names on them so you could tell them apart. Asshole.
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R.I.P. my baby dog (avatar).
@putsomestankonit, don't put the idea in their heads! Can you see it? The prospective "date" has to pass the child army's muster!
I can't believe this retarded cunt has made more money during the last two years than most of us will make during the rest of our lives.
Can someone explain to me why is she so relevant to the media? What are her talents besides possum taming?
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Why should I be humble, if I know that I am THE BEST IN THE WORLD?
Why even dignify his assholiness with a response?
Stop deep-throating the mic, get over yourself, go home and attend to your children.
The end.
I have the perfect solution, TLC cancels this show and lets the litter off of the hook. They then replace it with a show called Kate Plus Date where we watch her journey of singlehood and the brain dead fuckwits that agree to go out with her.
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Submitted by mahaatma on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 5:07pm.
"opportunities" means paychecks and "check in regularly" means threaten......they should just call it Kate pimps 8".
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Now THAT title would revive the ratings! Ha ha ha!
oops, double post. sorry!
"I regularly check in with the kids" - what the fuck does she do send them an email or perhaps a memo?
Fucking fool, the problem is that these kids don't have a chance even without the show. In fact I would argue that their chances of anything like a normal life may be WITH the show intact. I mean really, think about it; everybody know that Kate is an insufferable cunt, could give two shits about these little apes and is only doing this show for the money and notoriety. Think about what kind of fucking mother she would be without the CASH or notoriety, without the hot and cold running servants to take care of all these mini db's while she is out schelpping her "books"! Think about the kind of life these kids would have if she was just another ham and egger like the rest of us bitches - Jeezus H Christ the best you could hope for is that she wouldd off herself and the kids would be adopted by somebody that actually understands whats its like to really care!! Worst case - kids continue to live with this no account bitch and are fucked up permanently! Yah fucking Hoo!
...will that thing on her head predict an early spring or 6 more weeks of douchebaggery?...
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"All I wanna do is get chinese and go home and watch the midgets" - Liz Lemon, 30 Rock