Afternoon Crumbs
Eva Longwhoria dressed up as "Moe Howard going to a costume party as a tranny Romulan" in Citizen K Magazine - Egotastic!
Julianne Hough's adorable dog better be getting paid for putting on that dress - Hollywood Tuna
The Real Dumb Fucks of Orange County - Towleroad
Brit Brit is completely pure and virginal in white (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
A deaf mute would probably give more intelligible driving instructions than Bob Dylan - Celebitchy
Village of the Damned - Holy Moly!
Jakey G is sweatin' like a power bottom's ass after an all-night orgy - Just Jared
Here's some investment advice: Don't invest in GOOP! - Lainey Gossip
B.Coop looks so butch (not really) on the set of The A-Team - Popsugar
But where is Alice Snuffleupagus as Joan? - Popeater
Hello Nippy slips galore - Cityrag
ScarJo & Pete Yorn in Rolling Stone - Popoholic
Sucio - Hollywood Rag
Yes, MiserAlba Jr., we feel the same way about your mom's hair - I'm Not Obsessed
Adrianne Curry thinks we should be able to buy heroin at Rite-Aid - ICYDK
Topless wolves in FUGGS - Socialite Life
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B.COOP looks like a mall kiosk salesdouche...not an action hero.People going to see this A-Team shit fest will be there for RAMPAGE.
A star is born.
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Still wish he would've stuck with his day job & fought Rashad.
The second photo of Jake looks exactly like K.D. Lang!
That pic of Eva Longwhoria looks like Carnie Wilson if she ever really lost weight - in fact I thought it *was* Carnie, photoshopped of course.
This is the best I've ever seen Eva Langoria look. Too bad next time we see her she'll be back to her boring old self.
Eva's obviously WILDLY jealous of Evie Quaid's mugshot.
fucking feirce Eva. fierce!
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
Props to Eva for getting-up as Dr. Frank-N-Furter... In just 7 days she'll make us (pause) a ma-a-a-a-annnnn!
What the fuck is Paris Hilton carrying around with her in those pics? A toner cartridge?
Kudos to the make up and hair people. They did an amazing job. Great shoot!
I kind of like how Eva Longwhoria looks here, but sadly I agree with others that she's fucking boring otherwise.
She's kind of just another skinny tan bitch with stringy brown hair and racoon eye makeup. Nothing to see here, kids.
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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.
Gwinny is a stupid whore slut what needs to remove the English pole from her butt. What is Christ Martin doing w/her? She's all anorexia & botox.
"Most people to me are like dog shit on the pavement, walk around it & if you come into contact w/it, erase all traces toot sweet."
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 2:31pm.
LOL once a slut always a slut.
When will the paps learn to include a few ass shots whenever they spy the future Mrs. Tyroan (known colloquially as MiserAlba)?
Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 2:28pm.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 2:21pm.
LOL i don't think he's Jewish.he's Irish or something.but that has never stopped you. ;p
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WHAT THE FUCK. YOU PEOPLE READ AND REMEMBER EVERY POST. I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE THIS.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 2:21pm.
LOL i don't think he's Jewish.he's Irish or something.but that has never stopped you. ;p
That dog looks traumatized.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 2:19pm.
B.Coop has an unfortunate hook nose.
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hoo yeah, Jew dick here I come.
B.Coop has an unfortunate hook nose.when will Hollywood stop butchering the 80s. they were fucked as it was on it's own.I'll bet Less than Zero is next...
Fishsticks and Chris need to expand living quarters to accommodate their growing egos.
Can't wail til Desperate Ho wives gets the axe cause that will be the end of Longwhoria's career...then I expect she'll be grovelling to Y&R producers.
The description of Longhoria is priceless. You have a very, very evil brain, MK. Brilliant. But evil! LOL
When you mistake a bitch for Lady Gaga, you know she's got nothing special in the looks department.
And Fishsticks seems like the sort who thinks money management is for poor people, and that for her money flows like running water.
Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaakey! Let me lick your biceps! :P
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Longwhoria should just give up already, she looks like a latina rat face & should stick to what she knows, which clearly isnt much. Their attempts at making her look edgy is a mega fail, plop some ears on her head & she is Minnie Mouse.
Adrianne Curry needs to grow a brain.
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Doctors, soldiers, actors,lawyer,why not a fuker?? FUKER: the most fashionable and the most profitable work!!!!.... Spammer (probably EH or just a floozy)
On an IPhone, that looks like Rumer.
i did not recognize longoria!
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
I really hate Fishsticks, she's such a cunt. When will Hollywood wake up to the fact that she's just not that talented and never will be?
She's just one of many on a long list of actors who don't deserve their Oscars.
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I'd lay a few fucks on B. Coop.
I saw those cunts of OC on Jay Leno.... it made me sad how these whores have so much money, are so fucking retarded and I'm strugling to pay my rent. Life is not fucking fair, I swear.
One of those Cunts said that Columbus was from the Country of OHIO; she was serious.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K