KFat To Get KFatter For Celebrity Fit Club
If you went to Arby's last night, they might have told you that they are out of everything. Well, that's probably because KFed got there before you did. MSNBC's The Scoop says that KFed has been shoveling pounds of everything into his pie hole so that he can get even FATTER! KFed thinks that if he is bigger than one of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man's ass lips, he will be able to lose even more weight on Celebrity Fit Club which premieres on Vh1 this February. KFed is doing that new math.
A source said, “He thinks that if he goes on the show, loses a ton of weight, and seems really likeable, he’ll get more deals afterward. The way he sees it, he could have another show after ‘Fit Club,’ and that would open the door to working on music again, maybe even a fashion line.”
They're going to need a bigger door.
If KFed grew a 9-inch dick that always stayed hard and shot out delicious pancakes that cured cancer, he would still not be likable to most people. So I'm not sure what he's smoking (SPOILER ALERT: you know what he's smoking).
And if KFed is really serious about gaining more chunk, he just needs to feast on one of Manuel Uribe's ass farts. That'll instantly put 50lbs of lard on his body.
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he looks as if he ate all his kids.
James Haven as you know became best buds with KFed during the whole child custody fiasco.
James Haven has many a day begged KFed to put the Big Mac and Fries down and eat a veggie burger instead. Kfed just scoffed at James Haven and brazenly washed his bacon burger down with a chocolate milkshake. Now he has to embarrass himself on that show and have that mean drill sargeant Harvey drop and give him 20.
This is going to be more embarrassing then watching Brad argue with an elderly woman over the last Krispy Kreme at the local Gas/Mart.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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He should star in "Pawn Stars."
He looks exactly like the guy who works in my neighborhood pawnshop.
Can one of you gutter boys tell me how a man that size has sex? Does he do the sideways walrus thrust? Arh Arh!
Bucket O Lard.
I'm so over Celebrity Fit Club. Last season was so fucking ridiculous, but you know what? I'm still probably going to end up watching it anyway.
It's a very dumb show. Although watching chubby/fat people lose weight is inspiring to fellow chunks like myself, their goals are unrealistic. You know that the second all the contestants went home they probably gained the weight back.
Of course you're going to lose a lot of weight in 12 weeks if you run up mountains all day, live on wheatgrass, and are monitored by a fucking drill sargeant. What do you expect? What happens when these people return to their normal lifestyle? They go back to the fridge because they're fucking starving and glad to be able to eat without some guy screaming in their faces.
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Wanna come to a club where people wee on each other?
When you quit doing stimulants...you know..cocaine and speed and keep smoking weed, you gain weight. He will have no problem losing the weight because of his active past.
"Fuck me running..."
Poor Kfed. yeah yeah say what you will... I know he left the pregnant girlfriend for Brit, I know the guy has nannies, gets paid monthly, etc. etc. but I think he really cares about his kids (all of them). The entire media has given this guy a bad rap - no pun intended - and not that he hasn't deserved some of it, but I don't think he's nearly the douche that the media portrays him to be. Oh shit - I think my Cunt Crown must have fallen off.
Gross!!
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you know you want to hit that
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 11:34am.
You can tell KFed wasn't ever sposta get fat cuz he don't have the head for it...
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I was thinking the same thing. I keep expecting him to lift up his shirt and show us a pillow strapped to his gut. His head doesn't match his body.
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That's my boy!
That's my boy!
Submitted by 2Di4 on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 11:49am.
thanks, rascal! i had a beautiful boy. 8lb, 13 oz; 21.5 inches. all lean muscle.
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WOW! That's a big one...congrats! (my biggest was 7lbs 1ounce
*sticks fingers in ears*
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala
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*shows ISMU a threadbare stained copy of Hustler Magazine found hidden among my son's Sports Illustrated issues as a sign of things to look forward too*
"They're going to need a bigger door."
Lulz.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 12:09pm.
*raises hand*
I have three boys ages 6 and under.
lol Look at the bright side. Better than 6 boys three and under.
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Carved Pumpkin? I thought you said Carved Bumpkin.
...went too far yesterday posting her real name and other personal info.
That is why I have never told anyone that my real name is Thomas Mataphor, oops, ummm. I mean Joel Goodson..
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Carved Pumpkin? I thought you said Carved Bumpkin.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 12:12pm.
ghetto princess - she's being reported because she is a RL stalker of someone on here and went too far yesterday posting her real name and other personal info.
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I remember her being pretty annoying but that's just extreme. She really is cuckoo for cocoa puffs.
I too am the mother of two stubborn boys, both who aided in deflating my once beautifully perky boobs.
*cries*
OT_ I think K_fred's moobs may be bigger than mine.
ghetto princess - she's being reported because she is a RL stalker of someone on here and went too far yesterday posting her real name and other personal info.
*raises hand*
I have three boys ages 6 and under.
*takes a swig from flask and passes out*
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What's the exchange rate on me giving less than a rat's ass? - TV
I didn't even know that you could report someone and I've been around for quite a long time too.
TWO boys? You deserve a friggin medal.
If this kid ever forgets a mother's day, I'm yanking out my boob and saying "look what you did to my girls! they used to bring the men now they just bring the sads. you'd better get your fat little breastfed butt to the damn hallmark store and get me a friggin precious moments figurine!!"
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Post-baby size F boobs: God's practical joke on men. Look but don't even friggin consider touching, pal!
I have never reported anyone either. I was posting here before Brit & K-Fed had any little Cheetos runnin' around. I did enjoy 'taking names' in grade school when the teacher left the room.
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Carved Pumpkin? I thought you said Carved Bumpkin.
Submitted by 2Di4 on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 11:53am.
oh, my sweet babu. without humor, i think half the sluts on this board would have pulled a lorena bobbitt by now.
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Oh, gots to have that humor! And I'm glad you're enjoying taunting hubby with your magnificent tatas!
@ 2Di4
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You've got a brand new hungry baby boy???
Whoohoo!
I've got 2 boys, and I call them "gluttons" and "bottomless pits" all the time. :-)
Enjoy your precious baby!
Submitted by Farrah on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 11:53am.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 11:49am.
Farrah - you are not the only one reporting EH.
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M.E., you know me, i do report, but i think sometimes you also have to kick ass, well, some people don't like that.
And i wanna see PopoFatso sweatin' that ass.
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Why are you reporting EH? Cause she gets on your nerves?
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 11:49am.
Farrah - you are not the only one reporting EH.
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M.E., you know me, i do report, but i think sometimes you also have to kick ass, well, some people don't like that.
And i wanna see PopoFatso sweatin' that ass.
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oh, my sweet babu. without humor, i think half the sluts on this board would have pulled a lorena bobbitt by now.
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Post-baby size F boobs: God's practical joke on men. Look but don't even friggin consider touching, pal!
@ 2Di4: Your posts always slay me -- you have been the funniest preggers hor!
OT: How old is this porker? He seems way too young to already be a cigarette-smoking fat slob.
Submitted by Farrah on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 11:44am.
I've been on this site over two years and I've never reported anyone...although KFED should be reported for breathing excess air...but how do you know if you've been reported?
thanks, rascal! i had a beautiful boy. 8lb, 13 oz; 21.5 inches. all lean muscle. god knows how this monster fit inside my gut.
i'm beginning to wonder if kfed secretly shot me up with his magical k-swimmers because this kid eats non-stop. papazao!!
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Post-baby size F boobs: God's practical joke on men. Look but don't even friggin consider touching, pal!
Farrah - you are not the only one reporting EH.
Coming from the gene pool that they do, poor Sean Preston and Jayden James are going to have necks like Sumo wrestlers.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 11:34am.
You can tell KFed wasn't ever sposta get fat...
It may take a little while before that fat has no where else to go and all of a sudden Taterhead!
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 11:40am.
Farrah - why do you think you are getting banned?
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i'm hunting down the troll of trolls, and, apparently, some people aren't happy with me trying to get rid of EH and i've been reported a zillion times.
Not to mention how almost all my posts have been deleted...
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walk for a ho!
Let's see him do his Popo Zao dance now!
Oh gosh, his head is so small he looks like a tick.
Submitted by KD on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 11:35am.
Farrah- no not Shamu, Jabba the hutt!
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yeah, but i owe Jabba some money, and since i'd still hit it (somebody keeel me) thinking that i'd have to jump on my Millennium Falcon to save my ass, i'd rather go with Shamu.
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Submitted by Farrah on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 11:34am.
you mean banned...just like KFed should be from Taco Bell?
Farrah - why do you think you are getting banned?
Snowy, EWWW! Girl, I hope you have strong arms to keep the gut from crushing you. I'd choose death over either of the two. Though one may find a tasty snack in K-wellFED's fat. *throws up*
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How do you know how close you are from getting banned? Is there a meter somewhere?
Farrah- no not Shamu, Jabba the hutt! See the striking similarity?
http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/7092/318618-jabba_super.jpg
HOW COME I'M THISCLOSE TO GET BANNED FOR MY COMMENTS AND SPAMMERS ARE STILL FREE TO ROAM ABOUT??
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You can tell KFed wasn't ever sposta get fat cuz he don't have the head for it. If you don't have 'fat head', you ain't sposta get fat. See, peeps like Oprah and Star Jones, they have fat heads, so they was sposta get fat...KFed don't have the fat head, so he wasn't never sposta get fat. I ain't sayin' peeps that have the 'fat head' shouldn't watch they weight, I'm more sayin' if you ain't got the 'fat head', you got NO bidness getting fat.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I hope they do not have this pile of shit on the show. I was enjoying a k-fag free site.
LOL ♥ Farrah, and I'd still rather do him all OverFed than the other dbag famewhore on the last post!
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