Thursday, October 1st 2009
Put Some Lip Chap On It
Goldie Hawn is a ho of a certain age in Hollywood whose face isn't stretched all the way to the top of her ass crack, so kadooze (in Ramona's voice) to her for that! However, I just want to stuff Goldie into a cocoa butter bottle and shake shake shake SHAKE! Goldie is looking rather tumbleweed-ish. Homegirl is parched!
Goldie and her boo for life sashayed into a gas station in California yesterday, and hopefully she was there to pick up some damn lip balm. It is your friend, Goldie. Rub if on your lips (all three of 'em), face, hair, eyeballs, nippies, taint, armpits....EVERYWHERE!
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Best pictures I have ever seen of this bitch. She's not giving that fake smile with all the teeth!
But what is that on her chest? With the sweater moved just a bit you can see something red and wrinkled under it in thumbnail 6. Is that her SKIN???
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I'm not really that smart, it's just that everyone else is so damn stupid!
Damn she does look all dryed out AND I do see cameltoe (why oh why did I look?!?!) I need to put some lotion on my eyes now!
"Is lame fish related to Gay Fish at all, because that would answer many of life's greatest douche mysteries." - MK
Do I see some 64yr old Camel Toe on those photos.
Now I gotta rinse my eyes out!
Beauty fades bitches...better have an MBA for backup.
Is this Ali Lohan?
j/k, that's an insult to Goldie! I love both of them, and look how hot Kurt is. Goldie has a self-esteem issue with her looks so she's had her hair in her face for decades now, just like Jen Aniston.
oh please goldie hawn doesn't give a shit good for her!
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
she looks absolutely shit-faced. (that covers all the maladies in one handy term.)
and she looks like she makes a habit of getting shit-faced a LOT. So at least try to HIDE that fact Goldie by putting some damned lipstick on it.. and take some tips from Diane Keaton or someone, on how to work a hairdo for your age - or at least something within, oh, say, give-or-take 2 decades of it.
Wearing the same hairstyle for FORTY YEARS ain't sexy. It's freaking desperate.
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Submitted by chowgirl69 on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 9:20am.
Submitted by cattitude on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 9:07am
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I agree. For being 63 years old and not a stich of makeup on...not too bad. Geez people, have you seen the average 63 yr/old walking around? Most do not look like that. Granted, her skin probably could be better, but at least she's not stretched tight as a drum. I like Goldie & Kurt.
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ITA. I think people have lost perspective. I work with a lot of middle aged women and many in their 40's and fifties are far worse than her. She could use a little blush and gloss, but whatever.
CAMEL TOE!!!!
Does anyone else see that?!
Is Goldie allergic to sleeves? Because I never see her in a garment with them. Bitch makes me feel cold.
She does look better than Kate.
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"And the Fuckery Train keeps rolling all the way to HELL...."
I'm getting a Dee Snider vibe...
Poster Child for "stay out of the sun" messages..
wait--you mean that's not an ugly dude?
Actually, I think she's had a surgery or two or three. He walks like he's embarrassed to be with her. This reminds me of a blind item?
A Truly Desperate Housewife: No, this isn't the soapy made-up stuff on ABC. This is real-life desperation, babes, Hollywood-style! There's an aging celeb couple in town who have been pretty damn lucky with their love life, for many years. Sure, they've had their ups and downs (both professionally and personally), but Perka Penis-Player and Schlamm Butt-Wiggle have still managed to stick it out for the tabloid-headlined long haul—miraculously so. Everybody said they wouldn't make it. But so far, they have—at least for appearance's sake. Maybe that's because Perka's a broad who's willing to do whatever it takes (in her rather sex-kitten-ish, stereotyped eyes) to hold onto her still-doable guy, despite the fact that his very nice ass has dropped as much as his box-office appeal these days. So what does "whatever it takes" require Perka to engage in? Plastic surgery, perhaps? Oh gawd, that was years ago. No, now it's time for crafty Ms. Penis-Player to move on the next part of her bod that needs lifting. Can you guess what it is? Ass or eyes, you ask? Wrong! Her hands! OMG, what will these Frankenstein Beverly Hills plastic surgeons think of next! Is a knee lift next? Don't tell me: It probably already exists. Nevertheless, it's Perka who's now gone through the recent and incredibly weird process of having her hands lifted, as if that's the part of her anatomy that's gonna get Schlamm's schlong in gear. Maybe it will—I don't know what the hell makes people hot for each other, anymore. But dare I say it's all a waste of time? You see, as of late, Schlamm's own digits are notorious for touching everything but that Penis-Player he's been shackin' up with for eons. Why do couples go on like this? Just call it a day and go screw who you like, already! And It Ain't: Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin; Rita Wilson and Tom Hanks; Calista Flockhart and Harrison Ford.
Holy hell ... someone in Hollywood who actually looks their age .... and still has a BF
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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.
I totally thought this was Brett Michaels.
yes, kudos to goldie for not getting plastic surgeried up.
but yes a speck of color, like a colored lip gloss, would be great.
but far more importantly - if you legs bulge up in your tight pants like hers are, then its time to lay off the tight pants.
i ask again - WHAT do these people see when they look in the mirror?
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The McCanns Did It
yes, kudos to goldie for not getting plastic surgeried up.
but yes a speck of color, like a colored lip gloss, would be great.
but far more importantly - if you legs bulge up in your tight pants like hers are, then its time to lay off the tight pants.
i ask again - WHAT do these people see when they look in the mirror?
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The McCanns Did It
Even if she doesn't want to wear makeup, a little bit of colored lip gloss would do wonders for her.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Steven Tyler is not aging well!
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¿Por Qué No Te Callas?
oldie hawn!
you've just been violated!
Nope, can't snark.
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"Thank you for your recent order. You asked for the XL red vibrator featured on our wall. Please re-select. That's our fire extinguisher." Ashley
Are you kidding me? This bitch has had plenty of plastic surgery. It's not THAT terrible. But her insistence upon dressing like a 25 year old makes it worse.
And the only way I knew it was Christine Lahti on "Law & Order: SVU" last night was because of her voice. Damn, she looks creeeeeeeepy. Bad plastic surgery.
@lez-babe: I agree...but the mommy in me wants her to pull her hair back. And wear panties.
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LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!(part 2)
Don't you be ashamed of that face! It's real and it's beautiful.
She's Goldie Hawn and she don't have 2 look good for nobody if she don't want to. In fact I believe women don't have 2 look good for nobody as long as they are happy with theyself. If every female thought that way the entire advertising and marketing industries would implode, men would have to suck it, and little girls wouldn't have to cry theyself to sleep at night cuz theys too chubby or they boobies too small. Keep givin' that middle finger to the media, Goldie, cuz you alright girrrl.
my god Kurt Russell is still so hot.
thanks ES, I may check it out, always looking for new ways to moisten myself!
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She was adorable waaaaayyy back in the day, but now not so much...I dont think she looks that fabulous for her age considering all the money she has for proper skin care & hair care & stuff...My mom is older & doesnt wear make up & looks a lot better than this.
I thought that was Bret Michaels.
Submitted by skinny fat on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 9:40am.
I was just going to say the same thing about her hair. She went from boy cut in Laugh In to this mophead hair she's had since the early 70's.
Sorry, but I love Goldie and Kurt. Can't hate on them.
Plus, my BH resembles Kurt, so.....I can live with that.
She looks better than her daughter.
Slathering on sunscreen as I read this
junie
"Sock it to me" !!!
DONE !!!
this woman has not changed her hairstyle in decades. i used to like goldie but then she unleashed kate hudson on the world.
Aside from the obvious need for conditioner and moisturiser, I don't think she looks bad at all really. Christ I hope I look that good when I am 63.
I love Goldie...but she looks like Yoda in that last thumbnail....
She looks like Robin Byrd.
she is too old for that wild mane of hair...rather than youthfull, it makes her look even older...it is time for her to go to a hairstylist who can design a more age-appropriate look for her...she'll look better especially if they throw in a deep conditioner while at it.
Submitted by cattitude on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 9:07am
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I agree. For being 63 years old and not a stich of makeup on...not too bad. Geez people, have you seen the average 63 yr/old walking around? Most do not look like that. Granted, her skin probably could be better, but at least she's not stretched tight as a drum. I like Goldie & Kurt.
Gotta give her credit, good body for her age...but almost didn't recognise her face!================================================
the end...
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 8:48am.
It's for both. I first heard about it from my dermatologist because I was having allergy issues to lipstick/gloss and I used it and loved it! I slap a layer on before bed and the next day you can tell the difference. I use it for elbows, cuticles, heels etc.. I did use it for my son's diaper rash too, and it was awesome.
She looks like a homeless drunk! with a Private Benjamin moose knuckle!!
wow. those are some majorly unflattering pics.
her body is pretty good for 63 - her skin is not. That's an unfortunate chunk on her thigh there. Trying too hard with the sweater and jewelry. but hell what do I know. I'm just some hick from Connecticut.
I think she looks great for being 63 and no makeup on...shit, she looks better than I do without makeup and i'm 20 years younger! haha
She could use some conditioner on that lid though.
Will never be able to hate on Goldie.... she reminds me too much of my Mom, LOLOLOL....
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
Whoa. Mum-Ra the everliving!
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Shiitake happens...
YIKES! Kate Hudson, this is your future!
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She looks completely wasted and tickled pink that the paps would still want to snap her photo!