Saturday, October 3rd 2009
Birthday Sluts
Clive Owen (47)
Ashlee Simpson (25)
Eric von Detten (27)
Shannyn Sossamon (31)
Jake Shears (31)
Sean William Scott (33)
India Arie (34)
Neve Campbell (36)
Lena Headey (36)
Kevin Richardson (38)
Gwen Stefani (40)
Janel Maloney (40)
Tommy Lee (47)
Al Sharpton (55)
Lindsey Buckingham (60)
Chubby Checker (68)
Gore Vidal (84)
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 8:01am.
Lindsey Buckingham!!.. one of the most underrated guitarist/songwriter/singer out there, happy b-day!
True! He plays a great twelve string guitar solo in Big Love.
Happy Birthday Gwen, Clive and to my Mom!
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Hey! don't come around here no more
Don't come around here no more
Whatever you're looking for
Hey! don't come around here no more
- Tom Petty
Nobody would hit Jake Shears? He might be a little dirty and skanky but I'd gladly tap that ass 31 times.
That is a pretty big fucking enema.
Does the whole world have to see it?
C'mon Clive, we already know you're full of shit.
Happy Birthday Tommy Lee!
Good one, SaltyPretzel!
Is Gore Vidal alive? I thought he was dead, maybe it was a different older writer?
Submitted by Youri on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 9:20am
I was gonna say, there's no way he's in his 50's, I always thought he was early 40's.
Weird coincidence. I had a sex dream about Clive Owen last night which is odd cause I don't find him sexy (I identify him with his character in Closer and that's not hot), and haven't seen one his movies in a long ass time. Even in the dream in the back of my mind I was like "WTF Clive Owen?". How weird.
Clive is an obvious homosexual.
Are there any nude photos?
Blech...shitty set of sluts today.
Clive Owen has the face of a foot.
i am NOT buying that al sharpton is 55...
That should be a "caption this photo" of Clive. Who's been laying all that pipe behind him?
HB INDIA IRIE:
5 years from now NO ONE will give a shit about Kanye or any other idiot rapper/hip hop clown.20-30 years from now...India will still be able to tour & sell records:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGOsVnB3BOE
WOULD FUCK.
happy birthday mr vidal!
India Arie, Lindsey Buckingham,
Chubby Checker and Gore Vidal - happy day!
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 10:26am.
I'm sorry but is NOBODY disturbed by the fact that he looks like he's 'peeping' someone and jerking off? No one?
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not here.
He IS looking at me after all.
*SIGH*
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
We uphold the gaudy, crass and greed,
Waiting to make fun of those who breed.
Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
But Dlisters snark, That's our motto. ~~N.Witty
Submitted by easyaspie2 on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 10:38am.
If there was a channel on tv that had nothing but 24 hours a day Clive with his shirt off walking around I would be glud to the set.
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Ditto!! All Clive all the time.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 10:26am.
I'm sorry but is NOBODY disturbed by the fact that he looks like he's 'peeping' someone and jerking off? No one?
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No. He can do no wrong. We are dickmatized.
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Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me
If there was a channel on tv that had nothing but 24 hours a day Clive with his shirt off walking around I would be glud to the set.
I'm sorry but is NOBODY disturbed by the fact that he looks like he's 'peeping' someone and jerking off? No one?
HB, hos!
♥ Threadkilla!
Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!
Is Clive Owen really 47?! Holy buttfuck, he is beautiful...25 years older than me but sexy as hell.
~~*I have a gift for enraging people, but if I ever bore you it will be with a knife.*~~
Love you, Gwen.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Birthday Slut looks like Ettore Tosi, Italian porn star. Having a bad day. Do a Google image search for what he looks like on a good day.
Gross, Clive Owen and Daniel Craig both look like they have the same face disease.
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http://myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
He is so damn sexy! Unnnnnnnnnngggggg!
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Live Your Life Like Brian Kinney Said:
No Excuses, No Apologies, No Regrets.
I googled Clive and there are many sites (even fansites) who claim Clive was born october 3, 1964. Which makes him 45. I guess IMDB is wrong.
Ha ha, looks like he has a downspout growing out of his ass.
HB, bitches!
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Mmmmmm Clive. LOL DeeDee! Me, too! I love him. CLIVE!
Hell I am the same age as Clive.
He can come over to my balcony any time, particularly if he's dressed as he is in the photo.
Yum!
Clive Owen is so yummy.
Happy birthday India Arie, Gwen Stefani, Al Sharpton, Chubby Checker.
http://www.jamaica-fact-fest.com
I'll be Clive Owen's age on Monday!! It's a great age, really.
DO ME CLIVE!! Here's my digits: 1-800-RAVISH.
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Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me
yumyumyum Clive Owen! Even though you're the same age as the gross creepy guy who hits on me at work.
I hope now that Gwen has reached a certain age she will stop assaulting us with anything that sounds like "Hollaback Girl."
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"I DON'T NEED ANYONE TELLIN' ME 'PLAY ON WORDS' I'M A MOTHERFUCKIN' LYRICAL WORDSMITH MOTHERFUCKIN' GENIUS"
Happy birthday Clive! BTW, that's my bedroom balcony he's looking over. *delusional*
Mornin' MK ♥
Submitted by I love Rob Zombie on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 8:25am.
Fuck off Al Sharpton.
55 my ass.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
That would be a nice view to see every morning, yep!!!!
Oh my.
HBD to hot piece Clive Owen. Rawr!
And Gwen and Neve and Lindsey.
Fuck off Al Sharpton.
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That shadow outside your bedroom window was me.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 8:19am.
Gwen is 40! Isn't it time for the enteraintment world to think of her as useless now?
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I'm so glad she stays thin while touring and doesn't force her staff to hoist her fat ass in the air.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 8:15am.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 8:08am.
Let me enlighten you.
My Husband(47)
Asshole McChinny (25)
Nobody (27)
Wooden Actress from A Knight's Tale (31)
Nobody (31)
Stifler (33)
Good Singer (34)
Scream Bitch(36)
I don't know(36)
Backstreet Boy (38)
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LOL!
Thanks for bringing my 45 year old ass up to date!
HBD Gore Vidal and thanks for that epic piece of shit Caligula.
Gwen is 40! Isn't it time for the enteraintment world to think of her as useless now?
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"I'm a black robot, motherfucker."
Happy Birthday Gwen!!
I guess hitting the big 4-0 means no more adorable babies from her...sadness. But at least now she can work on new No Doubt material!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naAWX6OsHVI
Happy Birthday Lindsey...sixty never looked so good !
Just Like A White Winged Dove
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 8:08am.
Let me enlighten you.
My Husband(47)
Asshole McChinny (25)
Nobody (27)
Wooden Actress from A Knight's Tale (31)
Nobody (31)
Stifler (33)
Good Singer (34)
Scream Bitch(36)
I don't know(36)
Backstreet Boy (38)
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
According to IMDB, today is Jermajesty's birthday. Wonder what his highness got. Maybe a discount on tickets to daddy's "tribute" to MJ.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
I don't recognize ANYONE above Gwen Stefani! Happy Barfday to these hoes (expeshully Lindsey!!):
Gwen Stefani (40)
Tommy Lee (47)
Al Sharpton (55)
Lindsey Buckingham (60)
Chubby Checker (68)
Gore Vidal (84)
Oh hell, yes! Fuck me with that scowl, baby!
ESE, totally agree. I love Lindsey Buckingham.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Clive,
Come to mama!
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Wyle E
"If you don't have a full-time fuck partner, why not take a few part-time jobs to keep the genital area active in the community.""
Lindsey Buckingham!!.. one of the most underrated guitarist/songwriter/singer out there, happy b-day!
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"Evil power... disappears.
Demons worry, when the wizard is near.
He turns tears... into joy.
Everyone's happy, when the wizard walks by."
Clive Owen! Rowrrr! He's looking slightly doughy here (although nothing compared to his wife) but I'd still hit it!
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