Wednesday, September 30th 2009
Vadge Eats!
Vadge usually only eats the kosher organs of fresh fetuses and the nutsack root of virgins (it's macrobiotic!), but she nibbled on a pizza in NYC this afternoon. Vadge washed it all down with a Kabbalah-tini which had just a splash of Baby Jesus' tears of mercy in it. Just a splash. She didn't want to go wild in the afternoon. Vadge did it all during a segment taped for The Late Show with David Letterman. Vadge and Letterman go waaaaaaay back to the dark ages.
Even though Vadge has dropped the fuck word several times on his show, seeing her eat a pizza was probably more shocking for Letterman.
And I have to admit that I kind of like Vadge's whole "First Lady of Russia circa 1989" look.
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I know you guys are bitching that she's not eating a real pizza 'cause it has no cheese, but some people can't digest cheese, are lactose intolerant, or are vegan...so BITE ME!
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Madonna is a queen!!! Have loved her and her music forever! the pic of her sipping her drink,,sure makes me wish ,I was a martini,,lol
Wow, she looks fabulous, that's the best I've seen her look in years. Kudos to that makeup and hair artist, I need them.
praise the goddess!!!!!!! infidels.
In picture: thin wheat toast crust, sliced tomato, roasted green pepper, with basil leaves, cheese-less pizza.
Also pictured, humanoid cadaver.
...now I can believe the rumors about Vadge's diet plan for the poor souls she calls her children... so sad.
love david letterman, but it was funnier when he would ridicule madonna. this whole bbf bit is getting old.
i think she looks GREAT i dont care for her current music but i have loved madonna since day 1..she is the absolute in a world of wannabees and pretenders,the is no equal,,however,,do i see a cross around her neck?? i may be wrong but isnt kaballah a jewish type thing,,shouldnt it be a star of david or something,is she trying to tell us something?//
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She looks good here. And you know what? It wasn't that hard to say. In fact, I feel good about saying it.
You can almost hear her skin cracking.
Considering all the work she has done on her face & skin, the way she eats "well", religiously exercises, she does not look that fabulous or even youthful. She must have some horrible genes. Either that or not nearly enough fat in her diet.
I wonder if they went to Angelo's. It's right next door to the theatre where the show is taped. I HATE thin crust pizza with a passion, but Angelo's pizza was pretty darn good. If I were to have thin crust again I would go there.
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"Most of us walk away hating our exes in the heart, but still loving them in the genitals." -Michael K
Did Kermit the frog shit on that pizza slice?
That pizza looks nasty...Where is the CHEESE?
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"All of us are lying in the gutter but some of us are looking up at the stars."-Oscar Wilde
Is that caviar? And spinach? It looks to me like it fits all her demands, so its not really all that shocking.
That sweet Jesus' juice is all she's been imbibing as of late: her discomfort biting into the pizza is obvious.
The 'Jacqueline Payne Marone' do.
What! No mention about her latest face lift? It is as obvious as her old lady hands, hardly recognized old Maddy!
Not shown? Her throwing it back up, then jumping on the tradmill and doing 90 minutes of cardfio listening to her own songs remixed by Paul Oakenfold.
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Shiitake happens...
Do homos still actually buy this sea-hag's music? She hasn't put out a decent song since "Music". We ATL homos couldn't give a shit about Mandonna.
At least she covered those ugly veiny arms, which prevented group projectile vomiting. That was right classy of her.
vegan.
peace and love
You know, it looks like she got her front gappy tooth fixed. I YouTube'd her 1994 interview-from-hell with Letterman and the gap was way bigger there.
why is she wearing a cross pendant....madonna claims she is anything but catholic anymore!... religion for fashion!
Eww, I don't want to see Madge eating. It's creepy. It's like watching Gollum eat.
why she always covering her arms now?... since that veiny freak show pic. those bracelets are the shit. that russina 1989 first lady shit was hysterical.
That is one nasty looking pizza! I agree with everyone, thank God her arms are covered! Why is Vadge wearing a cross? I thought she was Jewish now. She should be wearing the Star of David. She can't even be faithful to a religion!
But doesn't this oldbag faghag sizequeen also drink sizemeat(over 8 inches!) juice!
good god, it's the phantom lez
horrible woman. she sucs the life out of everything and everyone arondd her.
why doesn't she ever hang out with other people her own age? why doesnt she tounge Cher or something?
just another STARFUCKER!
Lets talk about biology,
Make believe youre next to me,
Phonography, phonography,
Talk that sexy talk to me,
Better make sure that the line is clean,
Keep it confidential, you and me.
Phonography, phonography,
Dirty talking, call it phonography.
Vadge is working it...
whatever 'it' IS
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She calls that a pizza?!
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Wanna come to a club where people wee on each other?
I cant believe that she allows those old fashioned black lead fillings in her teeth, as much of a perfectionist as she is, I thought she would have them redone with tooth colored filling as to not be so noticeable .
Anyway, she is still rotten as ever, coming to hoover vac another 100 million out of the gay community and .. as always, not give shit in return...
what perfect timing as our civil rights are hanging by a thread...
do you think she has fucked Letterman? she has let everyone else she's ever worked with..
"You ARE a whore,darlin"- Cristal Conners, Showgirls
I hope that's Kabbalah vodka grandma is swillin.
Re: "Love the wad of cash on the table. My mother would slap her for being so dirty."
She knows what she is and it doesn't bother her. She is Madonna!!!!
She flaunted all the things the mothers taught. Now wants to offer it to her daughters. The kiss with Brittany. What will they make of all that.
Sheesh. All these people what will the children think. Hopefully they will find it all passe!!!!
A joke for vadge from bad husband collection with respect.
A woman found herself standing at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter greeted her and said, "These are the Gates to Heaven, my dear. But you must do one more thing before you can enter."
The woman was very excited, and asked of St. Peter what she must do.
"Spell a word," St. Peter replied.
"What word?" she asked.
"Any word," answered St. Peter. "It's your choice."
The woman promptly replied, "Then the word I will spell is love. L-O-V-E."
St. Peter welcomed her in, and asked her if she would mind taking his place at the gates for a few minutes while he took a break. So the woman is left sitting in St. Peter's chair when a man approaches the gates, and she realizes it is her husband.
"What happened?" she cried, "Why are you here?"
Her husband stared at her for a moment, then said, "I was so upset when I left your funeral, I got in an accident. Did I really make it to Heaven?"
"Not yet," she replied, "You must spell a word first."
"What word?" he asked.
The woman responded, "Czechoslovakia."
Thank God she crammed her veiny rhoidy man-arms into some sleeves so we don't have to see 'em. It's like she's smuggling pasta under her skin.
Wait, why is she actually eating and drinking? I thought she was a macrobiotic fiend who got angry at her ex for drinking beer and not sticking to her insane diet. And is that green thing on the pizza the soul of some poor person who got her POed?
Sleeves suit her.
She looks like she has a mustache.
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Everytime I see Madonna I wonder how in the world she's going to explain herself to her children.
I bet that black stuff is fungi, like truffles. No resto is going serve customers--least of all THAT customer--well-burnt pizza.
leave it to vagina to make pizza revolting.
Vadge and Peter Andre. OK... I can see nothing new since I left....
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
Let's all stick our asses up in the air and fart one out for the newest spokescouple for marriage and true love! MK
It pains me to say this, but in the pic where she's taking a sip of her drink she looks downright lovely.
Submitted by one square on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 9:40pm.
dirty vodka martini: vodka of choice, olive juice (the dirt), olives to decorate, and (optional) dry vermouth. if you don't like olives, you won't like this drink.
Sipping mine now. Skyy voddie, no vermouth, shaken. *donk*
It is a roasted green pepper with sundried tomatoes on the pizza, IMHO, and I don't know why the hell I care...
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vadge and putin, they can double date
Re: dirty vodka martini: vodka of choice, olive juice (the dirt), olives to decorate, and (optional) dry vermouth. if you don't like olives, you won't like this drink.
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know just the olives tu oooze
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omg! She totally has that look of a Russian politician's wife. Her and Putin would look great together. Is he available?
You are what you eat...burnt pizza.
her face! this is some eighth wonder of the world shit! she looks great- for being like 80 or something.
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