Oprah Wants The Olympics!
Oprah got in her solid gold jet and flew all the way to Copenhagen to declare to the Olympic committee that she's ready to embrace the summer games! The Mighty O and Michelle Obama will appear before the International Olympic Committee tomorrow in a bid to bring the 2016 summer games to Chicago. President Obama is still trying to decide whether he's going to make the trip. I don't think he wants to miss tonight's episode America's Next Top Model.
The other cities in the running include Madrid, Rio and Tokyo.
Oprah said, "I love and believe in Chicago, and I think it would be the perfect host city for the 2016 Olympic and Paralympic Games."
What Oprah really means is that she'll trade in her puss holder Gayle King for the Olympics. And if they don't do that, she'll buy the damn Olympics herself and rename it THE OPRAHLYMPICS! I shouldn't even joke, because that is totally possible.