Wednesday, September 30th 2009

Pecker Is A Crackhead

It's not really news that Edward Furlong is a slave to the bottle and the pipe (blame Little Chrissy), but recently he claimed he was cleaner than a baby's nipple. Apparently not. TMZ got a hold of restraining order filed by Eddie's estranged wife claiming that he smokes crack and also threatened to do hood rat stuff on her ass.

Rachael Bella, who filed for divorce from Eddie last July, said he Ike Turnered her several times by pushing and grabbing at her. According to Rachael, Eddie also told her he was going to hire some people to beat her with chains and bats. IN THIS ECONOMY, the abuelita mafia must be taking outside jobs now.

In the documents, Rachael also said that the Pete Doherty of America "is smoking cocaine" and constantly acts the fool. A judge gave a thumbs up to the order and now Eddie has to keep away from Rachael.

This is the same loontardian who was arrested a few years ago after he freed lobsters from a grocery store in Kentucky for Peta (I'm sure crack was involved). If only Eddie treated his wife the same way he treats his lobster friends.

Posted by: Michael K


Monalicious's picture

One of my all-time favorite movies ever is Detroit Rock City with Eddie in it as a kid named Hawk who goes to a KISS concert with his buddies!!!
Sucks to hear he's so bad off.......

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Don't these people look in the mirror ?

EvilShoe's picture

I love Edward Furlong and I hope he can beat this. I really hoped he would have turned out better. :( Perhaps his life would have been dramatically better had that Hollywood team not found him in the video arcade...

Centaurious's picture

Didn't this dude move in with his 33 year old tutor when he was 13?

That sounds right to me...no wonder he's fucked up!!

Stock Broker's picture

M.E. ~ I second your "he suxs" motion.

He's a tool who got a lucky break. And then blew it up his nose.

He'll be giving blow jobs for dime bags and food stamps.

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roxie's picture

I wonder how many people thought he was dead. No quite the innocent looking boy in T2 anymore haha

Ms. Caligula's picture

I wouldn't exactly call Edward Furlong the "Pete Doherty of America". If little Eddie cleaned up his act, shaved, got a haircut, lost some weight, & stopped dressing like such a fucking slob, he'd actually be a pretty nice looking guy.

But if Pete Dorherty did all those things & then some he would still be fugly as sin.

I used to have such a crush on Edward Furlong back during his Terminator 2, Pet Sematary 2, & American Heart days. It's ashamed that he's turned out this way, because I think the kid has some real talent. Oh well.

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Submitted by tdcunning on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 10:14am.

Parker Posey need to bleach her teeth! Eesh.

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Exactly! I thought this was Parker Posey too. I have no clue who this guy is. After watching the forgetable Little Crissy clip, now I know why.

sassybritches's picture

cant believe he hasn't outgrown this shit yet. i was at Roxy years ago, in nyc, and he asked me if i had any e. i was like, "nope, i ate it all."

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The Real Mimi's picture

Eeeewwww!!!! That's all I have to say!

Juniperjump's picture

He looks like how you would have imagined a younger Cherie Blair looking like. That's who I thought it was.

NOT IMPRESSED's picture

Crackhead or not, he's FUG! I never thought he was cute in the 90's. He always looked a little trailer park to me.
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dude looks like a lady...and not in a good way...
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Submitted by LolaBella on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 10:44am.
Whoa, I thought he had died early last year of a drug overdose. Anyhoo...still sad.

I think you're thinking of Brad Renfro. He died within days of Heath Legder and nobody said anything about it. Sad.
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freebird's picture

I thought that was David Cassidy from the 70s or whenever he was.

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 10:03am.

OMG, I loved brainscan! hqahahahah. crappy but great!

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Stoney's picture

He's just trailer trash to begin with. He'd be on drugs even if he didn't make a couple movies a hundred years ago.

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Wow I can't believe I learned how to masturbate to posters of him from Bop and Teen Beat.

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LolaBella's picture

Whoa, I thought he had died early last year of a drug overdose. Anyhoo...still sad.

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Is this the transman from the L Word?

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mutlee's picture

He looks like the lezzie sister of Parker Posey while on crack

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Sensimina's picture

Shit...I would have hit it like ten years ago. Pete Doherty of America is funny, but unfitting! The UK lurrrves Petey and America forgot our poor patron saint of crackheads!

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M.E.'s picture

I never saw his appeal.

He sucked in the Terminator, he sucked in American History X.

He sucks.

he was banging natasha lyonne from 1998-2000. wonder who ruined who? or maybe it was their love of crack that bonded them together.

Sandbitch's picture

I thought it was Jodie Foster.

Wouldn't you think that the Governator would take him aside and give him a wee talking to.

Kids & fame isn't working.

Parker Posey need to bleach her teeth! Eesh.

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Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 10:03am.
How can cholegucci still be spamming us????? Does it take 5,243 people to report it?

5,244 and gone!********************************************************************************* We're all victims of our own gene pools, some one must of pissed in yours!

moriah's picture

He's a Leo and he was born in Glendale.. interesting. Oh to be able to smoke cocaine again.

Ophelias evil twin's picture

I always thought he was an ugly little fuck even sans drugs.

Hekki's picture

That Joan Jett hairdo...

loozer's picture

You can't hide your druggie eyes...

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How can cholegucci still be spamming us????? Does it take 5,243 people to report it?

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

He was in a shiteous movie called "Brainscan" that I still quote to this day.

"'Freak' came up a couple of times."

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suckandfuck's picture

I FUCKKING LOOOVEEEE LOBSTERRRRRRRR!!!

Sluttsville's picture

Edward Furlong on drugs!?! *gasps* His life has been screwed up from the early beginnings, shuffled between relatives until his T2 fame, then being seduced by his tutor. I'm more shocked that he is still alive, kinda sad because I think he was talented.

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Um... who is he? LOL freeing lobsters. What did he do? pull them out and snip the tape off their claws?

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Morbidosity's picture

And this surprises us why?

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