Gay Fish Wants Some Chicken Now!
Grass is green, today is Wednesday, Lady CaCa's hermie peen gets hard in the morning and Kanye West had himself another hissy fit tantrum. But this wasn't about Taylor Swift or Beyonce, this was about CHICKEN! Finally, Kanye's b-hole pops over something worthwhile.
According to Vibe (via C+D), Kanye was backstage at Common's benefit show in Hollywood over the weekend when he noticed that everyone was nibbling on chicken but him! Even Sylvia Browne could have predicted what was going to happen next. Kanye, who is a 6-year-old cunty girl in the body of a gay fish, immediately squeezed his internal CAPS-LOCK key (aka his prostate) and shouted at the server, "Why wasn't I offered chicken? You want me to perform for free, and everyone is eating... why am I not eating?" The server then took Kanye by the hand, stood him up, gave him a "pow pow" on the nalgas and told him to count to 10 in the corner.
After that, the waitress told him that he didn't ask for any chicken, in which Kanye responded with, "Well, I'm asking now!" When the queen diva cunt finally got his chicken, he took one bite out of it and threw it in the trash.
I was right on Kanye's side until I read that he threw the chicken in the trash. You do not waste chicken. The saying is "keep fucking that chicken" not "keep trashing that chicken." I really mean it this time when I say that Kanye needs an army of abuelitas to set his bitch ass straight. It's going to take more than one. This boy needs a thorough switch whoopin' by a group of highly-trained abuelitas. BITCH BOGUS!
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I seriously have to wonder if he had some sort of psychotic break after his mother died. I don't remember hearing 1% of the crap about him that I've heard since her death.
People must be still inviting him places for his entertainment value. It's like a guaranteed trainwreck every time!
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Kanye, time to grow up seriously! This male-diva mess is old and played out. See a psychiatrist or talk to a trusted family member/friend, something before your career is in the trash like that chicken!
His fingers look like G-spot vibrators.
Hey Kanye, regardless of what you've seen on "True Blood", not all us waitresses are telepathic. Even the voice of a generation must actually ORDER his own food to be served it.... Dick.
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"All of us are lying in the gutter but some of us are looking up at the stars."-Oscar Wilde
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They should have brought his uppity ass a plate of fishsticks instead. Fucking arrogant prick.
This muthafucka seriously needs to be beat upside the head with a dusty bong!
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I'm over him. His antics are starting to become more and more desperate. He knows he wont be a celebrity much longer.
I hope that waitress rubbed that piece of chicken good between her nalgas and chocha before serving it to Kuntye. Perhaps the taste of fish and shit is what made him threw it out after just one bite...one can only hope.
It burrrrrrrns!!!! - Miss Coco Peru
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LOL! What a goon.
Then he said: "And now you can stand there and feed it to me too cuz I don't wanna get my hands dirty, see?"
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SMH. What would your momma think, Kanye?
SQUIGS FOR BRAINS!!!
dont want kanye any other way. it's pure gold and he is definetly the gift that keeps on giving
LMAO
That chicken had more manners than this piece of trash ever will.
"Most people to me are like dog shit on the pavement, walk around it & if you come into contact w/it, erase all traces toot sweet."
Someone needs to slap this fool the next time he acts up. His mother should have beaten him more when he was growing up--maybe he wouldn't be so quick to mouth off now. And now that he's famous, people don't want to get on the wrong side of him, so they put up with this behavior.
Let's hope the waitress gave it a good spit before serving to asshole Kanye.
Guess that contrite act on Jay Leno was just that, an act. Proof that once an asshat, always an asshat.
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Shiitake happens...
So i guess laying low lasted about...1 nanosecond?
can't stand him.
Submitted by agirl on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 10:22am.
Well we know it wasn't Popeye's because no one could throw out Popeye's chicken.
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Tru dat. I LOVE Popeye's chicken, their biscuits and their dirty rice. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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In the latest New York magazine they did a survey of NYC fried chicken (or was it just Brooklyn? whatev) and Popeye's was voted the best. POPEYE'S FOR THE WIN!
Kanye' would have STFU if they gave him Popeye's.
Submitted by agirl on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 10:22am.
Well we know it wasn't Popeye's because no one could throw out Popeye's chicken.
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Tru dat. I LOVE Popeye's chicken, their biscuits and their dirty rice. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Song of the Day: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foq2yMj2QgQ
Well we know it wasn't Popeye's because no one could throw out Popeye's chicken.
Nah, what homegirl needs is a major asswupin' from 3 or 4 hood Grans. I would love to see them slap the fuck out his spoiled rotten ass. Watch out mothafucka!
OMFG EXCUSE HIM FOR BEING REAL!!!!!!!
HES SO REAL THAT NONE OF US CAN TAKE IT!!!!!!!!!
what a fucking douchebag...i think i may actually like john mayer more than this loser...people should really stop hiring him...
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Like any child, he only throws tantrums around people who give a fuck.
Guaranteed if he was at a party with my mom and her peeps, he'd be sitting in a corner, eating a heaping plate of you're not any better than we are. And he'd LIKE it.
Submitted by Izl on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 9:34am.
From what I've seen, Kanye acts like someone with Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
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he's got something for sure but curing it with henny ain't helping.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
I guess that the chicken wasn't the.... BEST CHICKEN OF ALL TIME!!!
Submitted by Izl on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 9:34am.
From what I've seen, Kanye acts like someone with Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
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Are you implying Kanye is a Narcissist?
What kind of craziness are you on?
I hope the waitress took a piss or a shit on that chicken before she served it to his stupid ass.
"WHO ORDERED THE HAMBURGER WITH AIDS?"
From what I've seen, Kanye acts like someone with Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
I can totally see Kanye tantruming over some chicken:
Waaaah Waaaah! I want some chicken! Boo hoo hoo! Them's guys got some chicken! What about poor wittle Kanye? Waaaah Waaaah! I want some chicken! Sniff sniff sniffle *wipes nose on sleeve*
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"Let this be a lesson. Don't hit a ho with a rum bottle! Drink all the rum instead and then take a nap!" MK, Aug. 22/08
Why can't Kanye be on some fated flight? Why can't Kanye be under a faulty boom? Why can't Kanye have his own personal physician. WHY?
Why did he stop maturing at such a young age, I wonder. Did something happen to him that traumatized him or was his mother that bad at teaching him to act like an adult?
What a tool!
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That shadow outside your bedroom window was me.
this man is such an unbelievable asshole... where does such a blown-up ego come from, i wonder if his parents always told him that he's the best, or sth like that...
maybe he was bullied in school, overcompensating it now with his retartedness ^^
Submitted by cholegucci on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 9:02am.
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Can you all report this jerk. the avie is seriously gross and not even funny.
Submitted by speakit on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 9:00am.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 8:57am.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 8:56am.
I have the church giggles over suckandfuck's KEYBOARD post.
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speakit?
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what?
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Nuffin. I thought your original comment was HILARIOUS.
I hope the waitress has H1N1 and spit on the chicken first!
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Submitted by kanderso on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 8:57am.
You guys, Kanye did nothing wrong. It was the Henny!! THE HENNY!!!1!
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mmmkay! let's call the mofo Hennye from now on.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Pity he didn't choke on his first bite.
lol @ KEEP FUCKING THAT KEYBOARD!
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"Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me." ~ Pink
i really believe this guys has some serious mental problems. i mean, you don't act like a total dick if your sanity is intact.
what kinda disorder could he possibly have?? anyone??
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 8:57am.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 8:56am.
I have the church giggles over suckandfuck's KEYBOARD post.
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speakit?
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what?
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Song of the Day: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foq2yMj2QgQ
You guys, Kanye did nothing wrong. It was the Henny!! THE HENNY!!!1!
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"Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me." ~ Pink
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 8:56am.
I have the church giggles over suckandfuck's KEYBOARD post.
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speakit?
I have the church giggles over suckandfuck's KEYBOARD post.
Goddamn it.
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What's the exchange rate on me giving less than a rat's ass? - TV
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 8:52am.
Submitted by Haribo on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 8:51am.
and damn, kanye's got some ET finger going on right there.
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HAHAHAHA!! Phone home.
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we need to send this asshole to the orbit with a one way ticket!
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 8:39am.
Submitted by speakit on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 8:32am.
WHY WASN'T I OFFERED A CHANCE TO POST FIRST? I VOLUNTEER TO COME HERE AND MAKE LAME POSTS, BUT SUCKANDFUCK IS FIRST?
*throws keyboard in garbage*
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KEEP FUCKING THAT KEYBOARD!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Song of the Day: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foq2yMj2QgQ
Submitted by Haribo on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 8:51am.
and damn, kanye's got some ET finger going on right there.
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HAHAHAHA!! Phone home.
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 8:42am.
Submitted by Nanners on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 8:40am.
Kanye must have tasted the spit of all the cooks and waiters.
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I read that as "cocks", but same difference.
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me too