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Mr. Bumble - The fat skunk of the UK who is built like KFed! Mr. Bumble is not only a hot slut because I've never seen a fatty fat fat skunk before, but he also has a special place in my cholesterol-filled no-heart for being addicted to bacon and butter sandwiches! If I was a fat skunk (which I practically am), I'd only eat bacon and butter sandwiches too.
Unfortunately, Mr. Bumble has been told he needs to put the bacon down. Mr. Bumble's previous owner passed him over to animal protective services when they realized he was getting too fat and they couldn't take care of him (aka cheap fucks wanted to stop buying the bacon). Mr. Bumble is now living at an animal park where they don't even let him sniff bacon, let alone let him eat it. SAAADS!
Mr. Bumble, who weighs 14lbs, has to lose 5 or 6lbs.
The owner of the animal park told the BBC, "We're now working on dieting him down to what he should be. Clearly bacon butties are not a normal part of a skunk's diet in the wild. We're putting him on the vegetarian option at the moment. It's very much like a human weight watching issue."
Now, I'm not a doctor, but my Sims is, so I can say with complete confidence that this is obviously just a thyroid problem. Eating greens and melon isn't going to do anything. In fact, it will most likely have the opposite effect. That's why they should give Mr. Bumble his bacon back (I don't mean that).
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I need to work "bacon butties" into a conversation.
What is this, cute pet day?
That skunk is sexy!
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The owner's fed that skunk bacon & pb? That's skunk abuse. I bet they asses look a lot like his.
hahah MK plays the sims?? you just keep getting better! damn now i want to play... stupid work getting in the way of my leisure time.
that skunk is seriously adorable though
Why does the UK produce fat animals? Didn't they have like a 30 pound cat or something like that recently? We have the Kristie Alley... so i'm satisfied.
"The owner of the animal park told the BBC, 'We're now working on dieting him down to what he should be. Clearly bacon butties are not a normal part of a skunk's diet in the wild.'"
Really, you don't say!?!
Truthfully though, this story makes me sad for this fatty fat fat skunk. Fuckin humans!
and PS, who would want a skunk as a pet? Kinda weird, no? A skank, maybe..But a skunk??
Adorable sumo skunk!
Chubby skunk on a diet, that's so funny.
I bet the bacon butties skunk farts were not cute. LOL @ Sims doctor!
What a cutie!! They should have him on the next Celebrity Fit Club, but he looks like he could have a Screech-sized temper and stink up the place :P
BTW, I wonder if C. Anderson is one of MK's Sims pts ;)
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 8:31am.
Why couldn't this had been a story of a fat beaver.
MK already posted about the Kardashian wedding.
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 8:31am.
Why couldn't this had been a story of a fat beaver.
MK already posted about the Kardashian wedding.
Bacon Butties? Dear god. Humans shouldn't be eating that crap let alone a little skunk.
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He needs to start some Pepe LePew moves. They'll give him his sammies back then. No one can deny the allure of the Pew.
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Why couldn't this had been a story of a fat beaver.
OMG WAIT MK PLAYS THE SIMS?! I just caught that part. Now I know EXACTLY what MK is doing on days when the posting is...ahem...slower. That shit is addictive.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
He's a cutie, even if he is a fatty. I'd like to have a skunk as a pet - they're adorable.
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I never even knew that there was a skunk in the UK. The UK does not have skunks.
I can't stop laughing at MK making reference to the fact that he is a doctor in the Sims. Nerd alert. I'm not alone! I, too, am a doctor.
Submitted by KD on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 8:00am.
Since he is kept as a pet, I imagine his sprayer has been removed.
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I hope so, because he's bound to be pissed off now that the bacon butties have been removed.
WTF is wrong with stupid people feeding animals shit they shouldn't be eating and then giving them away? They should be sentenced to watch a 5000-hour marathon of Jon&Kate Fumig8.
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There are actually people who breed skunks as pets in America. You can get them in colors other than black and white now. Anyone who keeps one as a pet get the scent glands removed. It would be pretty fucking retarded not to.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Since he is kept as a pet, I imagine his sprayer has been removed. He is cute though. In that case, I would probably get a stinkless skunk before I would get a ferret.
Submitted by Tristram on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 7:56am.
I bet Mr. Bumble's previous owner doesn't eat many greens or melons either. Or smell so good.
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hahaha! like owner like skunk, huh?
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
I bet Mr. Bumble's previous owner doesn't eat many greens or melons either. Or smell so good.
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 7:41am.
I didn't think they had skunks in the UK?
They aren't native. They're only kept as pets.
Poor skunky! I bet he's miserable!
It's HORRIBLE to have your bacon taken away!
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Awwww, I love this skunk!
Give him a butter sandwich, people! (Edited to add: I know its bad for him but he's CUTE!)
I didn't think they had skunks in the UK?
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Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 7:27am.
Imagine running over this critter? You're car would smell of bacon, buttah, and skunk stank.
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that smell would never go away! the only option would be to buy a new car but in this economy...better avoid running over skanks.
well, i don't even have a driver's license so...
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
see, this is what happens when mother nature comes in contact with humans... bacon and butter sandwiches!? this skunky won't be around for too long unless he drops some weight.
Imagine running over this critter? You're car would smell of bacon, buttah, and skunk stank.
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A vegetarian diet? I thought skunks were omnivores?
i never got sprayed by a skunk (not yet i mean...u never know! hopefully it will never happen) but my nostrils...oh well, them poor poor mofos smelled a run over skunk on a NJ road and they will never forget that smell. *cries*
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
What an adorable fatty skunk! But who would think of a bacon AND butter sammie? I'm thinking his owners had to be big lardasses themselves.
Mr. Bumble - The fat skunk of the UK who is built like KFed!
LMAO! woohoo! thank god i already had my coffe. this way i saved my laptop.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Would not want to get sprayed by this guy.
I know its unhealthy but I love seeing chubby animals. I think they always looked so happy and loved.
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