Tuesday, September 29th 2009
La Toya Phone Home
Detective La Toya Jackson is spreading her knowledge of mystery-solving over in England! La Toya is also there, because she's always wanted to walk the same streets as her personal hero and mentor (in her head) Sherlock Holmes. True story. And while Det. La Toya was walking the charming streets, she probably wondered why the children were throwing Reese's Pieces at her. This should explain it:
And that's a compliment if you think about it, because E.T. in drag was pretty much thee glamorous moment of 1982.
But seriously, I really hope La Toya is over in the UK, because she's working on making my one dream in life come true (I might be exaggerating for dramatic purposes).
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I just absolutely DIED laughing at that photo of Toy and ET! lol! Oh man, hahaha!
Dear Michael K.
I fucking love you.
I LOVE La Toya! MOAR!
ANOTHER article about the Human Centipede?
This is insulting to E.T.
FUNNIEST POST EVER!!! Can't stop laughing. Home Run Michael K.
Dude that's cold! And don't be insulting homeboy like dat.
Why is she wearing Bruce Jenner's blouse?
How did I miss this? LMFAO!!!!!!!
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This is a classic post. One of the funniest I read from MK in 4 years. My stomach hurts.
BWAHAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's the funniest thing I've ever seen, the resemblance is uncanny!
LEAVE E.T. ALOOOOOONE!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
Frankly, I'm appalled at the wave of unkindness toward E.T.
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hum.. i was wondering: "hey, la toya used to freak me out - but though she, indeed, looks like ET, who used to freak me out as well, hasn't her nose been worse?" thanks to the internet: yes, it was. gosh! doctors really can do EVERYTHING, nowadays; she must have had at least 10 operations, and now it looks nearly "human" (again).
edit: or it's a prosthesis as well..
M.K. you slay me! That pic of ET is hilarious.
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Swallows . . . La Total Bag Lady
Private Detective.
E.T.'s stunt double.
The mini-jobs just keep flying towards La Toya.
Who said we were in a recesssion?!
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ET could be one of her kids, imagine her without make up or that redicilous wig on her head...a good reason for suicide
He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.
Curtis Silwa in blackface.
I never thought I'd see the day.
Madonna hands / Paris eyes
Ick.
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So little is funny. That's funny.
Absolute RINGER!
I always thought Lil' Kim and the female Gremlin in Gremlins 2 were dead ringers but this one is case of separated at birth.
--thanks awfully--
Jerry Seinfeld's Puffy Shirt?
Plastic surgery obviously runs in the Jackson family but even though Detective La Toya looks like a freak show she still looks 100X better than Michael did the last decade! WTF did he do to himself? He even admitted he was a hideous looking freak in private interviews but yet he KEPT on going just to make himself look even worse!
I wonder how many millions he paid for his hundred procedures just to make himself look like a monster?
I want to say unkind things but I won't. I want to say that she's showing her age even though she still has a nice ass, her career has been resuscitated even tho her bro wasn't.... and so on. You know the drill!!
"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."
The 4th tumbnail shows her talons are bigger than her head. When does she McKenzie Philips on Joe?
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 10:09pm.
wicked comparison. bang on mk. bang on.
say - can anyone id what is in the clear plastic bag in the third thumb? Tiger? Does those look like guts to you?
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This is your greatest post ever, hands down! What makes it better is that ET is on HBO all the time now...LaToya is racking in royalties from that shit!
Funniest post ever.
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wicked comparison. bang on mk. bang on.
say - can anyone id what is in the clear plastic bag in the third thumb? Tiger? Does those look like guts to you?
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I hate myself for seeing that picture of ET in drag and immediately thinking "DIANE KEATON!!" Again: I hate myself for that.
I wish she could solve my missing shoe mystery. I left the house with two!
This is EVERY SINGLE KIND OF WRONG. That's why I love you Michael K. hehe
what a fucking brilliant comparison.
Should take photoshop and flip one of the pix from left to right. Then you have a perfect match. There must be a rule of 3 in plastic surgery. The first one works great, the second one does nothing, and the third and subsequent ones only make things worse. She looks like maybe 17 trips to the O.R.
FINALLY. You put a finger on the WHO this Sherlock ho resembles! Been bugging me since this endless post-Michael death famewhoring began just WHY does that fucked up nose job make her look like an alien.
Holy Cow. She looks exactly like ET!!
This HOT BITCH is 1 jack-off away from the YODA Caption This Cuntest Winner Photo from the other day. Detective La Toya fans need to see the connection: MK KILLED MJ
Submitted by modianos on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 7:49pm.
can she only blink one eye at a time or what?
damn botox...
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I didn't know Donatello from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was a trannie!
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Are we sure ET isn't Vadge?
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You can't stop the BEAT!
Thank God for creating La Toya and E.T.
mmmmmm.. reeses pieces. I would rather have a nose like Jimmy Durante than the 'nose job' look.
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can she only blink one eye at a time or what?
damn botox...
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Hilarious! Funniest post! Thanks Michael K, my hero.