Elizabeth Taylor Really Loves Kathy Ireland

I would really love to share my Life Alert with Liz Taylor. I think she would love it!

Tuff taters, Lizzie. Kathy got the boot.

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Submitted by roxie on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 9:54pm.

All of this Twittering and Facebooking is going to be the downfall of society. I don't give a shit what someone does every minute.

We couldn't be more on the same page.

The Dalai Lama was recently quoted saying "technology may be interfering with peace".

Liz reminds me of Ethel Merman, total cinema swimmer/closet lez...

I remember years ago on Oprah, she was judging a bathing suit competiton, and she kept calling the models over and "snapping" the lycra on their asses, saying it needed "adjusting, and that they were so beautiful."

Oprah was appalled!!

Liz would LOVE to snap Kathy's Flamenco costume, I am just getting that feeling!

Submitted by Kandykane on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 11:45pm.
Kathy must've bought Liz some very expensive jewelry ......

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White Diamonds?

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Song of the Day: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foq2yMj2QgQ

Kathy must've bought Liz some very expensive jewelry ......

"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."

"The # is on the screen!" LOL. That reminds me of my young niece who discovered ordering things on tv. She would show up with a piece of paper and say, "Buy me this toy?" and the paper would read 1800555 and that's it.

Anyway, ET should've asked the people who weren't watching to vote and then just given them the number!

As far as her tweeting, it sounds like her... but I bet she's writing her status updates on a napkin and having her assistant type them in.

Far as I know, Liz Taylor is Kathy's godmother. Maybe that why she was tweeting about her?

All of this Twittering and Facebooking is going to be the downfall of society. I don't give a shit what someone does every minute.

I find it ironic that Elizabeth Taylor, one of THE most beautiful actresses of all time, finds Kathy Ireland beautiful.

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Song of the Day: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foq2yMj2QgQ

Kathy Ireland is gone!!! No more dancing for you.

So this is what Hollywood Royalty has come to?

Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 4:54pm.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 4:52pm.
Liz Taylor's nurse needs to do a better job of locking up the meds and booze cabinet.

I used to like Kathy Ireland until she started spewing her holier-than-thou bullshit. She can sux a bible for all I care.

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Kathy Ireland and Kirk Cameron should be locked in an isolation booth together.
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We can take turns poking them with sticks, taunting them and throwing pine cones at them...Wait, Jesus freaks won't maul a ho, right????
And how is world renouned fag hag, Liz Taylor up the butt of some bible thumping bitch like Kathy Ireland?

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

i thought la liz could barely hold on to her cocktail these days, let alone "tweet" to the masses...perhaps she put one her dogs up to it..
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she was clumsy, stupid and mean, but I wouldn't wish that death on a opossum...

Looks like Liz is getting horny for pussy in her old age.

Elizabeth Taylor is well known to tweet. Not a secretary or an assistant, but she herself writes them. That being said - it seems like she's in love with her "business partner." You know she imagines tickling "her beautiful flower."

That's the pills talking for sure. Liz is stuck in a wheelchair all day so I do believe she's mastered twattering. But damn, turn down the dose Liz, cuz thinking Ireland could be in a remake of The King & I? Really?

how do we even know this is the real Liz Taylor tweeting (or her secretary) and not just some drag queen impersonating her?

It burrrrrrrns!!!! - Miss Coco Peru

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKNZICoKSdA

"If they ever do a remake of The King and I she should star in it."

Haaahaaaahaaahaaaaa. Who ever wrote this is a comic.

On one end I am surprised that Liz keeps up with the times and is online, and on the other hand I am appalled that she watches this shit show...what's next? Liz Taylor herself on DWTS??? Well at least for once there will be a real star on that show, but she better not try...she is too good, too rich and too old to stoop to that.

Submitted by MJF on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 5:01pm.
I call bullshit on Dame Liz Tweeting. Shit, I'm pretty sure she can't even turn on a light switch without assistance.

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ITA.

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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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I call bullshit on Dame Liz Tweeting. Shit, I'm pretty sure she can't even turn on a light switch without assistance.

~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~

Submitted by Stock Broker on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 4:52pm.
Liz Taylor's nurse needs to do a better job of locking up the meds and booze cabinet.

I used to like Kathy Ireland until she started spewing her holier-than-thou bullshit. She can sux a bible for all I care.

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Kathy Ireland and Kirk Cameron should be locked in an isolation booth together.

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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Liz Taylor's nurse needs to do a better job of locking up the meds and booze cabinet.

I used to like Kathy Ireland until she started spewing her holier-than-thou bullshit. She can sux a bible for all I care.

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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone

OMG-giggles
they are the new Rob & Big.
what an odd couple.

it's either the vicodin talkin or somebody has been hacking her act.

I'm reading an Elizabeth bio right now. Every time I read "Nicky Hilton" I shudder.

Kathy Ireland is a pro-life Bible beater.

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Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me

Sounds like Liz is trying to get laid.

"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"

Do we reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeely know that this tweet came from Liz instead of sometime twit tweeting in her name?

Given Liz's physical infirmities, I seriously doubt that she tweets.

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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Liz and her vicodin-laden tweets...

Dame Elizabeth Taylor has a serious memawboner for her longtime friend/business partner Kathy Ireland.
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For. REALZ! That's just spooky, even.

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Oh please. Bitch has her name on carpeting.

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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

At first I thought this post was going to be about Liz passing on or something. The way this year has gone. But I see she is just tweeting\yappin about another friend.

I am surprised Elizabeth Taylor knows about the internet, much less Twitter. And I find ardent feelings for Kathy Ireland intriguing.

White Diamond's copywriter is gettin' the boot.

Pure pablum...

So what if Liz eats it, we can't let THAT get out!!

Kathy sucked! And who actually thinks Elizabeth Taylor is actually tweeting by herself. Maybe queefing, but not tweeting. What 80 something year old do you know who can stop a VCR clock from flashing or write an email, let alone tweet.
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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?

Isn't she off the drugs? Those twits are a contact high!

"Most people to me are like dog shit on the pavement, walk around it & if you come into contact w/it, erase all traces toot sweet."