Is Gay Fish Swimming Towards Rehab?
And no, not CAPS-LOCK rehab. The internet couldn't take it if Kanye West stopped dry humping on his CAPS-LOCK key. Nope. But some sources are telling Star Magazine that there's a chance Kanye could have a problem with the sweet nectar. Before Kanye ripped Taylor Swift's heart out of her chester at the VMAs, he had been getting intimate with a bottle of Henny all night. So of course, Henny took the fall for his verbal barf fest, and now Kanye might go off to rehab to try to erase his wrong.
MSNBC's The Scoop says that sources close to Kanye haven't heard about him checking into the tank right after he finishes his Fame Kills tour with Lady CaCa in a few months. Kanye's spokeswhore also wouldn't comment on this.
This is my question, is there such thing as solo rehab? Because the quickest way to get a drunk reaching for their poison is to put Kanye West in the same room as them. That will make you fuck your sobriety directly in the asshole. Seriously, they should add a 13th step: Keep away from all things Kanye-related!
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Kanye West = the most overblown ignoble twat to ever steal oxygen.
He's a drunk - good.
He's off to rehab - who cares.
He falls off the planet - yawn.
Submitted by Shorty on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 11:43am.
The word 'rehab' has no meaning to celebrities. It's just something their 'people' tell them to do, and they do it.
Yep! It sounds like a good way to get people to like him again, if people would believe it...attaches fake ankle alcohol monitor.
http://i.usatoday.net/life/_photos/2007/07/25/lohan-ankletx.jpg
Actually Hohan didn't look bad then.
Does anyone know if he has an alchol prob?
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Like we didn't see this coming.
LOL MB!
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Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
yeah right...blame it on the booze!
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Great.
Now he has an excuse!
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While he is a total douchebag, jerkoff all of that and much more, he does have lots and lots of talent. I will never take that from him, but as a person I hate him.
As long as he's out of the spotlight... good.
Fuck him anyway.
I am SO tired of hearing that people, who are stupid fucks when drinking, MUST be alcholics and MUST need rehab....
SOMETIMES PEOPLE ARE JUST FUCKING STUPID!!
just click this fucking link register and vote for my kids everyday please.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 10:37am.
I love CCR! That was my background music at work yesterday. Today is Rage against the Machine. Probably not helping my cranky mood.
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I've been cranking old Bowie & Gary Numan reliving my youth:)
I'll happily volunteer to babysit Amber Rose while he's dries out.
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I have come here today to chew bubble gum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubble gum...
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The word 'rehab' has no meaning to celebrities. It's just something their 'people' tell them to do, and they do it.
Just like my alcoholic B-I-L, only w/o the fame & money.
He's behaved this way a lot in the past, was that all from the alcohol? I doubt it. If he does have a problem, it just highlights his overinflated ego.
He's just searching for something (anything) to excuse his douchebag behaviour.
1. Addiction
2. Molested as a child
3. Bi-polar
Soon as his people can decide which one absolves him of accountability, he'll be off. Trust.
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Shiitake happens...
"Re-hab" the new douche excuse.
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I would give your left leg for a Diet Pepsi right now!
He just misses his chest hair and hopes that will make it grow back faster.
straightman - nope...there is no hope for this guy. He got this job fihuring it as the only thing he could do and get away with the behavior...pathetic...
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
Kanye, suicide is looking more & more like a career option. TAKE IT, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Most people to me are like dog shit on the pavement, walk around it & if you come into contact w/it, erase all traces toot sweet."
Do they have douche bag rehab now?
Finding sponsors with class and manners must be hard to do in Hollywood.
Everyone knows that drunks write in all CAPS.
Done it a few times myself. J is in hiding.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 10:44am.
LOL. How could you not!? I always pretend I can play the drums when I heard it through the Grapevine comes on....don't know why.
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I feel I'm on top again baby that's got everything to do with you...
MK, there already is a 13th step. It's when one AA hooks up with another AA.
Personally, I think Kanye's drinking the sweet tea rather than any kind of sweet nectar.
you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop - Patches O'Houlihan
ok I admit I love me some Creedence too, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 10:41am.
ME TOO. I saw them in 1995 in concert...AMAZING.
@ snowy - LOVE Jesus Walks...great song.
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Snowy, Dooo dooo dooo lookin out my back door...
MJT - LOVE Rage Against the Machine.... KILLING IN THE NAME OF!!!
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
What amazes the hell out of me is that people actually listen to the douche's so called music. His "fans" need rehab. If he didn't have fans bitch would disappear.
I love CCR! That was my background music at work yesterday. Today is Rage against the Machine. Probably not helping my cranky mood.
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I feel I'm on top again baby that's got everything to do with you...
awww fuck jack now it's in mah head
♪I WANNA KNOW.....♪
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by gia on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 10:20am.
Just because you get drunk once & do something you regret doesnt mean you are an alcoholic & need rehab...Is he known for drinking? I make it a point to know as little as possible about him, so I dont know.
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I agree. You're supposed to get drunk at an award show like the VMAs. Is that really alcoholism?
If there is such a thing as rehab for EGOMANIACS,he is in it now. People are disgusted at his behaviour and do not adore him.
Kanye should swim into an overdose death
LMFAO at snowy.... have you ever seen the rain?
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
MJT: shhhh Jack listens to nothing but CCR...!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
I like a lot of his songs
Thru the Wire, Jesus Walks, Stronger, Good Life
MJT that was his second album that Gold digger was on I believe...
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 10:24am.
suck it, Jack ;)
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I feel I'm on top again baby that's got everything to do with you...
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 10:18am.
I will say Kanye's first album was really good.
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you poor delusional sweet thing you.... you really need to get some rest.
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
Just because you get drunk once & do something you regret doesnt mean you are an alcoholic & need rehab...Is he known for drinking? I make it a point to know as little as possible about him, so I dont know.
I will say Kanye's first album was really good. Golddigger aside (although that is a dance floor favorite) there was some really great stuff on that album. He took the praise from that album and deemed himself the best rapper ever. Sorry Kanye, but there about 4 people in front of you. He then never made anything of substance again and his ego just keeps getting bigger. He is making people forget with his antics that at one time he was a really talented musician...I don't get it.
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I feel I'm on top again baby that's got everything to do with you...
Rehab, some introspection and a swift kick in the ass and he'll be all better.
To add to MK's post, Kanye reportedly started drinking excessively after his mother's death. Which is definitely understandable considering how close he was to his mom and how sudden and unnecessary her death was.
I just realized that Kanye can be his own higher power.
Michael, Imma letchu finish, but let me say that Kanye is Kanye's biggest fan. And Kanye is going to blow up at the next AA meeting and add another Step to the old Twelve y'all gots.
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Kanye needs to shut the hell up and dive in feet first into a wood chipper.
Lady Barfa 15 minutes of fame are almost up.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
Like anybody really believes he wouldn't have marched up on stage and interrupted Taylor if he was sober. He's just that much of a dick.
I say let him drink and be crazy. If he goes to rehab, we'll later be bombarded with constant all caps speeches about his SOBRIETY! littered with insinuations about how even though many have quit the sauce before, he's doing it better than everyone.
jazzy:
Know what im saying
When the doctor told me I had a um.. I was goin to have a plate on my chin
I said dawg don't you realize I'll never make it on the plane now
Its bad enough I got all this jewelry on
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 9:49am.
YO BILL W
I'm really happy for you and Imma let you finish....
LOL!
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“Your prophecies of doom only incite me more.” --Brian Kinney
Kanye will be doing the Celebrity Recovery Program consisting of vacationing in some "spa & recovery" center for 30 days, getting photographed checking out looking contrite and very serious, followed by appearances on as many tabloid magazines willing to have him...as I predicted.
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 9:45am.
How can I say this in PC, family friendly way? Kanye, your like a butt , not so much the cheeks but the little round part in the middle.
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nah, hes more like the stuff that comes out of that thing youre describing :)
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