My Little Wolverine
This morning, my ass has already posted some pictures of Mel Gibson with a growling beaver on his hand, so naturally I had to follow that up with precious shots of Wolverine carrying two pink My Little Pony babies (insert your own joke about Sarah Jessica Parker's twins here). The two are related somehow. It'll come to me later.
You know, someone has already predicted that Wolverine and My Little Pony would soon meet. They even tattooed their vision on their body:
Miss Cleo must be doing tattoos now. And if that tattoo just gave you a prostate exam while humming a showtune, you are not alone.
Wolverine wasn't only playing with two pink ponies yesterday in Connecticut, he also had a little fun with a pair of misshapen mutant orange balls. I'm guessing that just like me, Hugh has some weird kinky fascination with Carrot Top. Look at how he's holding those things all excited-like! The Wolverine's wolf cave is definitely howling.
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@Chickenhead McHoodrat: About the 2 rings, my brother (hetero, married, father of two) has two rings in the same way of Jackman, the ring of marriage and the engagement ring. This way they make other million of men in the world, avoid us your offensive and vulgar comments.
For a minute, I was like, oh great here comes all the celebrities picking out their pumpkin at the same patch in CA. Then I saw this was in Conn., but you know those pics are coming soon! Is there only one patch in Hollyweird or is it just the only one where the paps are guaranteed to be there?
The only reason people thing this guy's a 'mo is cuz he's a really good actor/dancer/singer and his wife looks like the back end of a truck.
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Submitted by stake_spike on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 2:24pm.
I haven't seen 2 rings before, but maybe. I guess that doubles the chances he won't take the rings off when he goes with the guys to the sports bar.
Submitted by stake_spike on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 2:24pm.
Side note: There's paps in Connecticut? Because there's so many famous people?
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oh yes. there are. loads of celebs.
especially in Fairfield County.
In India they have rings on both second toes, and if they have the money, also both ring fingers.
Submitted by Tristram on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 9:18am.
I always thought it was sweet when a guy had a wedding ring on each hand. Besides in other parts of the world, not the UK or US, the wedding ring goes on the left hand, not the right.
Side note: There's paps in Connecticut? Because there's so many famous people?
Submitted by Tristram on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 9:18am.
Why does he have two wedding rings? To be sure we know he's REALLY, REALLY MARRIED?
One to symbolize his love of dick and the other to show his "hetero" marriage.
Oh great it's the opening of celebrity family pumpkin patch photo season...
Also, why does Mary wear her 'wedding ring' on her right hand? Is that an Australian custom?
What will Missy do about that large varicose vein in her right bicep?
Hugh probably got these pink ponies for his daughters.
Leave my Hugh alooooone!
I love him and his dedication to his family.
Hugh needs to get off teh white pony and just admit.
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I would give your left leg for a Diet Pepsi right now!
Wait, is that a real tattoo?
If tattoos weren't so permanent, I'd probably get a ridiculous one like that too. It is like the american version of Ying Yang. LOL!
And I'm totally going to carve a pumpkin this year and everyone is going to be jealous and do the same, just like when I put an american flag up.
I don't get why she doens't try a tad harder to be worthy of his hotness! I mean really, he obviously works really hard to stay in shape and take care of himself...is it so much to ask that she at least give some effort?
A mismatched pair indeed.
that's such a terrible tattoo
CONNECTICUT ????? WHERE IN CONNECTICUT ??
*engage stalker mode*
*stalker mode engaged*
SILVERMAN's FARM - EASTON, CT
why couldn't I have gone pumpkin pickin yesterday ?
oh yeah, my fuckin job. forgot. :(
gay or not. he's fuckin beautiful.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 10:28am.
CONNECTICUT ????? WHERE IN CONNECTICUT ??
*engage stalker mode*
*stalker mode engaged*
DITTOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Where in Connecticut??!! ;0)
how did I know Jack's wife had that hair? LMAO WHERE IS STONEY!?!?!?!?!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Loooooozer! HAHAHAHAHAHA!! My ex-wife STILLLL wears her hair like that!! of course she is a raging WHORE. Just sayin.
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
HUGH JACKMEOFF
SIT ON MY FACE
PSL I know! he's revolting but I am looking forward to watching him slim down back to his SESSY WIGGA self of Reality TV, good times!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Hugh Jackmeoff needs to embrace the gayness already.
Nobody is falling for his pseudo heterosexual crap.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
snowy, have you seen how fat KFed is now? He is bordering Aretha Territory at this point!
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Hey! don't come around here no more
Don't come around here no more
Whatever you're looking for
Hey! don't come around here no more
- Tom Petty
Aaah, Jack, the glory of youth. I could actually pull that look off in my early twenties. It was much less frightening than the teased bangs that the chicks wore. I always called them Bug Catchers.
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Up ahead's another town that I'll go walking thru
With the rain in my shoes,searchin for you
In the cold Kentucky Rain...
Submitted by loozer on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 9:48am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 9:37am.
Snowy - anything goes with my mullet!
LOL! How True! I had a mini-mullet for a brief time. My hair was spiked on top and long in the back. I totally rocked.
Lololololol - that is the ONLY way to rock it... Mr Rocket!
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
where in Connecticut?
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 9:37am.
Snowy - anything goes with my mullet!
LOL! How True! I had a mini-mullet for a brief time. My hair was spiked on top and long in the back. I totally rocked.
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Up ahead's another town that I'll go walking thru
With the rain in my shoes,searchin for you
In the cold Kentucky Rain...
Ummm...Hugh's wife is actually looking way better here for once, although the baggy t-shirt get-up isn't fully hiding her lumpy bod. Sorry, but they make such a mismatched pair. She's just so generically fug.
Snowy - anything goes with my mullet!
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
Hugh's stance seems consistently wide.
Submitted by chowgirl69 on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 9:27am.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 9:16am
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Actually I believe the politically correct term these days is Inuit, lol.
Why thank you, I don't want to upset the PC Nazis again! And if you ain't had Nan-nookie from the North ,you ain't livin'!********************************************************************************* We're all victims of our own gene pools, some one must of pissed in yours!
That tattoo made me come a little.
Jack, stop hating just because a fedora doesn't go with your mullet
and KFat started it anyway...
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
I should have said his assistant or stylist irons his jeans.
Although if I looked like his wife, I would for sure be ironing those jeans and probably sucking his dick too. Anything to keep his interest.
I hate those stupid fucking hats. Him and Brad Pitt are always wearing some douche-doused fidora...
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
those look like women's sunglasses
Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 9:16am
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Actually I believe the politically correct term these days is Inuit, lol.
Oh yeah, it's getting to that time of year when we'll see many "random" shots of celebrities at the pumpkin patch. YAWN. I predict Shawna Sand will be there within the week.
Looks like he irons his jeans.
I hate that look.
Why does he have two wedding rings? To be sure we know he's REALLY, REALLY MARRIED?
Jack! STILLLLLLLLLl
I swear you are right, is it fuckin pumpkin patch time again!?!?!!?!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
I wish Hugh would hold my two pink ponies!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
FUCKING HAIRY THIGHS.
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Got any big titty Eskimo bitches on there?******************************************************************************* We're all victims of our own gene pools, some one must of pissed in yours!
For some reason it seems so natural to see Hugh with Pink Ponies. Of course they compliment his maroon shirt and I like his hat.
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Up ahead's another town that I'll go walking thru
With the rain in my shoes,searchin for you
In the cold Kentucky Rain...