This Is Too Easy
Usually when you see a crazed Mel Gibson running around the streets with a fat beaver in his hand, you can assume that there's a dozen empty Jack Daniels bottles laying around nearby with his saliva all over their tips. But this time, Mel's fisting a rabid beaver for a movie! The movie is called The Beaver and Jodie Foster is directing it as well as co-starring in it. Yes, a movie about a beaver directed by Jodie Foster and starring Mel Gibson. This whole post is like a drunken amputee whore. It just gets easier and easier.
I'm sure that beaver came from Jodie's personal collection. And notice how angry that beaver looks. Can't blame it. If Sugar Tits had his finger up your beaver, it would be snarling too.
And don't blow all your Catholic beaver jokes on this post. Shooting just started, so I'm sure there will be a zillion more pictures of Mel Gibson chasing a rabid beaver. Save up!
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The 2010 movie season is gonna BLOW!
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Maybe these two has-beens should just go away and not subject the public to their ugliness.
And this asshole is asking to have his DUI exponuged from his record.
ASSHOLE!
A drunken racist with a puppet on his hand. LOSER!
Please tell me this is a kids movie or both of their careers just sunk a little bit lower.
Is this the "Caption This" Contest?
Is Jodie back on the bad shit? 'cause why in hell will she shoot crap like this...the premise sounds ridiculous and stupid...and Mel Gibson should stay behind the camera FOREVER...no one wants to see his bloated haggard mug or hear him speak anymore...he's come a long way down from the hottie he was back in the 80s. Typical example that venom inside someone sooner or later seeps out and shows. He probably bit his own tongue one too many times.
Ridiculous.
Foster, Gibson and beaver?
Time to retire quietly: they both have enough bank, I'm sure.
WHO IS PICKING ON JODIE??????? grrrrrrrrrrr........
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Don't come around here no more
Whatever you're looking for
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- Tom Petty
Jodie Foster = get out of the closet already. Geezus, your act is so transparent.
Mel Gibson = go fuck a Jesuit Baboon you bigot.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
LOL Mike! I guess it is better than talking like "Nell"?
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Up ahead's another town that I'll go walking thru
With the rain in my shoes,searchin for you
In the cold Kentucky Rain...
wtf?
Funny story involving (barely) Jodie Foster:
In the mid-90s I was in London with a male cousin of mine (one of my "country" cousins). We went to a kinda down-at-the-heels pub in, I think, Camdentown. We started chatting up some girls, and one very loud girl gushes to my cousin, "You talk just like Jodie Foster in Sommersby!!"
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You know, I'm sick of all the praise Jodie Foster gets for being such a good actress. Please. SHe was good in "Taxi Driver". Period. The only thing she can do is play the woman who's been wronged.
Sorry. I will give her credit for having been smart enough to go to Yale and for not being a typical Hollywood whore.
Jodie is still a clam diving beaver catcher.
Movie is an autobiography retrospective of her life.
Jodie is still gay?
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 8:44am.
I knew that you knew that. I like your siggy, too.
ONT: You talkin' to ME?
Industrial size plunger to unclog movie turd.
Tristram!
LOL! I know that smarty pants!
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I hope it’s not the bird flu! I heard it’s untweetable!
This is a joke right? A movie with Mel Gibson yelling at a beaver puppet? Why? This is just stupid.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 8:21am.
Morning, C! You know Jared's not British, right? :)
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...being played by a fat Jared Leto...
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I hope it’s not the bird flu! I heard it’s untweetable!
Submitted by mike on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 8:13am.
Heh, you mean the sort of moments many married men have?
Cynic! (Yes, especially the years of imprisonment, interrogation, tests, bad food, regrets, and the urge to escape.)
LMAO at drunken amputee whore.... and this movie looks fuckin stupid.
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
Submitted by Tristram on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 7:53am.
I wonder if John Hinckley ever has lucid moments where, seeing her now, he thinks, "Man, I can't believe I threw my life away for her."
Heh, you mean the sort of moments many married men have?
its amazing that holloywood can completely overlook the negetive/bad/illegal things that other celebs do just to keep making movies and money.
"I dont say anything bad about him or I may not be in another one of his movies"
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Well I guess if anyone knows how properly fist a beaver it's def Jodie. ********************************************************************************* We're all victims of our own gene pools, some one must of pissed in yours!
Without Jodie we would never have had JFA. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCcUHZy1kLc&feature=related
My kid was saying last night that the movies they have lately are just horrible, and Hollywood should just be bombed, it's just worthless.
I worry about my child sometimes....but he is right about the crappy movies.
I can't WAIT to hear what he has to say about this mess.
WHY is Jodie Foster in a movie like this?
Mel Gibson the nut case, I can see...
-ah, fuck....she's directing the mess, that's why she's in it. WHY? I suppose she needs a paycheck?
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I wonder if John Hinckley ever has lucid moments where, seeing her now, he thinks, "Man, I can't believe I threw my life away for her."
Ward, I'm very worried about the Beaver.
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Up ahead's another town that I'll go walking thru
With the rain in my shoes,searchin for you
In the cold Kentucky Rain...
I've loved Jodie Foster ever since "Bugsy Malone" and "Freaky Friday".
Her toughness and her intelligence are hot.
All the ladies checkin' out my sugalumps
I'm not feeling Jodie's friend's semi-exposed midriff.
Is that Diane Keaton in the last pic?
All the ladies checkin' out my sugalumps
What hotness Mel used to have is gone, gone, GONE. Too bad he turned out to be such a hateful loon.
Jodie's friend really hits all the stereotype marks with that wardrobe.
Just the way Mel likes his Beaver, no substance, and he controls everything it does and says.
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Shiitake happens...
I realize Jodie's a carpet muncher but I've always had the hot's for her. She's got that plain pretty thing going on.
Definitely going to see this movie
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Wait, why don't I have a boyfriend?
Is this why?
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Third thumbnail from the last, Jodie is looking like Anderson Cooper in the eye area.
(I actually think she looks great, I am the same age and wish I looked that good)
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