Khloe & Lamar Are Next
After just three months of marriage, Fred Durst and his wife Esther Nazarov have gone their separate ways. Fred went off to bang anything who doesn't mind him gnarling like a bear eating a rabbit's head (if you've seen his sex tape, you know what I'm talking about) and Esther went off to submit her application to the gayelle club.
Fred announced the tragic news on his Twatter:
"For those of you inquiring I will confirm that Esther and I have decided to go our separate ways and we both thank you for your support. Thank you all SO much for your concern and extremely kind words. Sincerely. We remain very positive and wish only the best for each other."
I will say that the marriage lasted a lot longer than my ass predicated. My guess is that the bad shit haze finally wore off and Esther realized she was married to a dude who used to suck on Parasite Hilton's septic tank.
And since we're here, (NSFW) click on this to see Fred's limp bizkit. I doubt it's usually like that. Dude must have just stuck it in the vacuum to stretch it out for the cameras.
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He dosen't look like a rock star he looks like an old grandpa who helps out at the local car wreckers. What was it about the late 90's and the rise of the suburban white trash rockstar. Kid Rock, Durst and that loser frontman from Korn. Yuk
Potential marriage questions.
1) Do you live in California?
2) Will you seperate in a matter of months?
3) Are you straight?
Great, here is your marriage certificate fuckwad!
They let dicks like these get married just because they feel like it one day, yet committed gay couples can't get married even if they want to, what a fucked up world we live in!
There's a space in my parking lot for him. He's hot. But then again I love bears. "Most people to me are like dog shit on the pavement, walk around it & if you come into contact w/it, erase all traces toot sweet."
Thank gawd this girl came to her senses. Fred Durst is a washed up wannabe wigger douchenozzle, plus Britney did him, so 'nuff said.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Greetings y'all. Are Jizzball and Lory part of the night crew, or should I leave this private party?
Good evening peeps... What do we have for tonight's Days of Our Jizz?
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Submitted by Jizzball on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 12:48am.
B A N A N A S
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Precisely. Goodnight.
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B A N A N A S
Submitted by Jizzball on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 12:37am.
I just need someone smart enough to play Scrabble
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What you need is deep psychoanalysis and treatment. Maybe it's best if we don't engage one another.
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I just need someone smart enough to play Scrabble
M.K. don't bring chloe into this fuckery! IM IN MIAMI BITCH!
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
I SAY BARF, and who again is fred durst?
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Submitted by Jizzball on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 12:16am.
I am lookin for love in all the wrong places, lookin for love
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Best of luck to you. Maybe you should use a compass. Hope you find your moral one.
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I am lookin for love in all the wrong places, lookin for love
Fred Whothehell?
Fred looks like someone old ass grandpa.
Submitted by Jizzball on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 11:42pm.
She left him for me.
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She left the bag for the nozzle? I keed. Since you insist on posting out here when you were never interested before, maybe we should make peace. Let bygones be bygones? What's done is... done.
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She left him for me.
Now I know I'm a product of the 90's...all I could think was... "I don't see a condom... those two clearly need a condom".
Snideychick sez:
I've seen thicker, longer, sharper pencils than that!
EEWWW!!!!
holy crap! he aged so much in 9 measly years.
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The Edge and Sheryl Crow, RIP.
The Edge's ski hat, RIP.
Sadness.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 8:10pm.
Submitted by Mr. President on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 8:02pm.
He's obviously writing that message to himself. After all, who the Hell would show "concern" for Fred Durst.
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The prostitutes on East Fremont in Vegas who pay for their Happy Meals by giving him $2 blowjobs.
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A $2 blowjob is a Happy Meal in itself.
I saw him once at a restaurant. He wore a cap to hide his bald head. Lame, lame.
Is this that guy from "Top Chef"?
(I'd care more if it was...)
blechhhgh. of all the people that need not reproduce
Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 10:01pm.
what is a fred durst?
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One of those things you use when you have that "not so fresh feeling".
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I can die now.
what is a fred durst?
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she was clumsy, stupid and mean, but I wouldn't wish that death on a opossum...
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Fred Durst sucks...and not even in a good way.
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Okay, who was inquiring and who was concerned? I forgot he existed.
I love the "for those inquiring" why don't you just DM those who inquired. Maybe because nobody inquired!
It's funny when the only way you can make the news is by tweeting about your personal life. Please do something relevant or just be quiet.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 8:16pm.
And Fred supplies the magnifying glass and tweezers.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Mr. President on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 8:12pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 8:10pm.
Two Dollars? They must be charging $5 an inch.
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$500 a minute.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
she looks like tracy pollan
alex p. keatons wife
noo? maybe
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 8:10pm.
Two Dollars? They must be charging $5 an inch.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Mr. President on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 8:02pm.
He's obviously writing that message to himself. After all, who the Hell would show "concern" for Fred Durst.
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The prostitutes on East Fremont in Vegas who pay for their Happy Meals by giving him $2 blowjobs.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Wow. I just realized I never wanted to see Fred Durst naked...or was it that I wanted never to see Fred Durst naked...? Either/or, prolly.
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He thoroughly butchered the George Michael song "You Gotta Have Faith". Good thing he has faith, because he doesn't have much else. No hair, no peen, no career...
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Mr. President on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 8:02pm.
He's obviously writing that message to himself. After all, who the Hell would show "concern" for Fred Durst.
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THANK you! I've been picking my brain all evening over that one.
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LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!(part 2)
He's obviously writing that message to himself. After all, who the Hell would show "concern" for Fred Durst.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."