Hot Slut Of The Week: Brynne Gordon
Birthday: 1984ish
Age: 25 (CHOKE)
Birth Name: Brynne Gordon
Original Date of HS of the Day: September 22, 2009
Claim to Fame: Brynne's one and only claim to fame is wearing a seriously elegant ensemble to the Barlow Awards in Australia. Brynne, who used to a fitness instructor in California, was escorting her 66-year-old millionaire fiancee. That is seriously her only credit! Hey, it's enough for me. And bitch is still more talented than Heidi Montag.
Where is she now? Most likely having high tea with the finest ladies in Australia. Either that or she's polishing her fiance's limp noodle.
Why is she HS of the Week? Because this time last month, nobody knew who Brynne was. Then she wore a gown fit for a lap dancer and became famous overnight! She's a modern day Cinderella! Sluterella! Cumerella!
Below are your ravishing pictures of the new adopted rose of Australia. You can also click here to listen to a radio interview Brynne gave about the dress. Brynne bought it in Las Vegas (of course) and said she added the rhinestone bra, because the dress needed to be classed up a bit. Amazing.
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She cannot be 25
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Submitted by AngieBaby on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 5:07am.
Umm... it's the Brownlow Medal ceremony, actually... it's a big deal in Australian Rules Football. Every year, the WAGs compete to out-whore each other, and everyone waits to see what dumb bitch is gonna wear something really awful. This year... well, she won big time.
We call it the Gown-Low - the WAG competition at the Brownlow.
Or maybe ya had to be there.... :)
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fucking great one!! ahaha
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We call it the Gown-Low - the WAG competition at the Brownlow.
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Does anybody else feel that she's ugly?
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Homegirl probably smells like Pantene, cocoa butter and three kinds of Victoria's Secret body spray...
Shouldn't that be 1884?
Snideychick sez:
This is what Kim Zolciak wishes she looked like!
This chick has the better looking wig.
Why isn't she wearing Louboutins and D&G? Why?!
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Okay, I've decided. I could rock that red dress. Of course, I have a much much prettier face.
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So true. 'And bitch is still more talented than Heidi Montag.'
I think this is the 25th anniversary of her 25th birthday.
Bitch is so old she babysat Methuselah. The red dust storms in Sydney were just her shaking out her draws.
@ms.lewis:
Grandpa thinks he's getting a young chickie!! Good for her!!
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He probably has cataracts. Or at the very least, a nasty case of glaucoma...
She's 25 in Charo years
I can't believe he paid $8,000 for that black dress and $2500 for the sparkle-bra!!! He's the kind of man I need in my life!!
Seriously, I'm just a jealous hater because this OLD bitch is bonking a 66 year old, very rich man and I'm not!! I have to give the girl props!! She fooled him into believing she's 25!! She's not only a 'ho but a smart 'ho!! Grandpa thinks he's getting a young chickie!! Good for her!!
I still like the stole thing too. :(
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I'm digging the red dress...but get rid of the faux fur (or not) stole thing...ugh.
Seriously, this shows what tanning does to you...ew. Yeah, she might have some fake n bake going on...but she looks old as hell.
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I still like the dress. oh oh, I know what it is.. it looks like a dress I had for Barbie.
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OK..I will be 27 in 3 days. If she is 2 years younger than me, I must look as if I'm 13 going on 14 in 3 days..No Fucking Way..I have done plenty of Hard Partying in my young adult years and I still look 11 years younger than this tranny mess..
Fitness instructor, huh?
So THAT's what they're calling it these days.
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Brownlow not Barlow fuckers
I like the red dress with the faux fur shrug. I CAN'T HELP IT. It is trashy but... idk, I just like it. I'm trying to not like. I'll work on it.
Bridget from "The Girls Hef's Whores" has certainly done well for herself.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 7:38pm.
Two words: Jelly. H8RZ. K?
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HAHAHAHAHAHA.. Idk why that struck me the right way, but it did!
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See it's like this, Australia has a shortage of dumb gold digging sluts with fake tits. It's a very shallow gene pool down harh.
Personally, I don't have a problem with her inheriting Geoffrey's withering fortune. When he drops off the perch she'll probably take it back to California and lets face it, Cali could use the cash.
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Take away the fake tan & boobs, she looks like she has an extra chromosome. Look at the picture in white....she looks like a mongloid.
"Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder? "
The transvestite that sold her that dress & bra in Vegas is still laughing as he counts his money.
Two words: Jelly. H8RZ. K?
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THe picture of her in the white...if you look at her face, it's like Gwenyth Paltrow in that movie where she was made up as a fat chick...look at her mouth area. It doesn't look right
@ohmy:
25 in dog years right?
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Ha! I swear I didn't steal your comment...I just totally had the same exact thought! :)
This is sooo Heidi Montag's future. There is no way in hell that this hookah is the same age as me.
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Never mind, I thought that read the Darwin Awards
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Well "survival of the fattest" would certainly apply to her...
Where the hell is she from!?! Did y'all hear that interview? ...
and LOL! She totally catches herself:
"This is my first and hopefully only time down the aisle." God, that sentence sounds even dumber typed out.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 7:20pm.
Brynne's one and only claim to fame is wearing a seriously elegant ensemble to the Barlow Awards in Australia.
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Never mind, I thought that read the Darwin Awards.
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Haha IG...I read it as the Lowbrow Awards the first time I saw it.
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She doesn't really look like she's into that "fitness" thing anymore either.
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Brynne's one and only claim to fame is wearing a seriously elegant ensemble to the Barlow Awards in Australia.
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Never mind, I thought that read the Darwin Awards.
Do they get the Frederick's of Hollywood catalog in Australia?
If not, she's screwed.
She's 25, right. She must use the same accountant to figure out her age as Phoebe Price.
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25 in DOG years, MAYBE.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 7:01pm.
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Hey TITS, you should use her rack as an avie, cuz she sure got'em...WONKA, WONKA...
Hey, say what you want about the gal, but if you're flyin' overseas, you want this woman seated next to you in case the plane goes down..."SEAT CUSHION AS A FLOATATION DEVICE??? FUCK THAT SHIT, I GOT A FUCKIN' RAFT SITTING NEXT TO ME!!!!"
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 6:59pm
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Hi Uvie! God help me for knowing this but her name was 'Tabitha'.
And Brynne was a fitness instructor....on the main stage no doubt.
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Submitted by little_rascal on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 6:45pm.
@ ImpertinentVixen
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I totally loved that blond Romanian girl. She was not only very pretty and sexy, but so feisty and very intelligent.
Maybe Michael K is planning to crown her a Hot Slut of the Month?
Let's all vote for her.
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yah. boo hiss. i liked her as well.
sadly you have to be hsotw before you can qualify for hsotm.
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