Open Post: Hosted By A Newborn Gibbon
No, this is not the first picture of Sparrow James Midnight Madden. It's also not a picture of one of the Olsens getting dragged out of a club for being a drunken mess. Or another picture of Cisco Adler's saggy nutsack. NO! It's a picture of a rare and adorable (?) white-handed gibbon that was born in Vienna. Zookeepers have called him E.T. for obvious reasons. Personally, I would've called him Uno Nippy. Seriously, where is homeboy's other nipple? Is he holding it in his hand?