The "Madonna Is Marrying Baby Jesus" Rumor Is Back
A few months ago, hos were saying that Madonna was going to marry Baby Jesus in an intimate Kabbalah ceremony. God queefed. Now, one of Vadge's biographers claims she will make Baby Jesus her third husband by the end of the year. Randy Taraborrelli told Hello! Magazine (via DM) that Vadge is planning a "lavish ceremony."
A lavish ceremony which will probably involve a dozen goats, a crucifix, a manger, flying angels and Rocco, David and Lourdes dressed as the three kings. Okay, if Madonna's wedding rivals the Crystal Cathedral's "Glory of Easter" show, then I approve. I don't mean that.
According to Randy, Vadge has been telling friends, "He's so sweet. He checks in with me all the time. I probably should do the same, but you know me. I think he gets it now that I'm a little - shall we say --self-involved." So basically, Vadge is adopting another baby. Makes sense. And she also probably likes that he's potty-trained and doesn't talk back because his nuts haven't dropped yet.
A friend of Vadge's also added, "He respects her, that's number one. He has learned so much from her. He's amazed at how well-rounded she is, the way she juggles her career with her life as a mother, for instance. He understands that she's self-involved, too. Of course, the sex between them is scorching hot. To be candid, it's what's driving things."
This is obviously a case of dickmatization gone too far! I realize that Baby Jesus' toddler dick makes Vadge's octogenarian cooch feel young again, but there's no reason to put a ring on it. A cock ring, yes. A wedding ring, no. Vadge might love money more than she loves herself, so why would she want to put her checking account in danger by marrying Baby Jesus? Fuck with the dick, but don't fuck with your money!
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Submitted by GlitterKitty on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 9:20am.
FFS HELLO Everyone knows the guy is as gay as Father Christmas.
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WOT?!?!?! Shut.UP! He is? IF that's twue, then I'd have to say he's her SHOPPPING buddy.
Yeah, and the Jesus loves Madonna jokes just write themselves...
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 8:56am.
how gangsta, his undercrackers are hanging out!
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"Undercrackers"? baaaaaaaaaaaaa ha haaaaaaaaaaa haaaaa haaaaaaaaaaa
I know this sounds sexist, maybe because we've all been conditioned by years of living with it, but this old lady raping this poor little gay boy bothers me way more than some old pepaw with his gold-digging baby-girl.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
If I'm that age and someone that young and hot wants to hump me on a regular basis I wouldn't say no...even if it was for my money.
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I feel I'm on top again baby that's got everything to do with you...
His eyes are looking in two different directions. No wonder he never noticed her bulging arm veins or ginormous cheeks.
Submitted by Tristram on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 9:24am.
It's always smart to make a life-time commitment to someone who thinks it's charming that he or she is self-involved. "Honey, I'd like to help with the dishes, but right now I'm self-involved with the Pats game."
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You met my husband?!?!?
ouch. who put the bitter in my hot chocolate.
please i do not buy this for a second.
the boy is her MO' not her boyfriend or fuck buddy
She'll marry him for her first media blitz, then have his baby for her second. Anything to stay in the spotlight.
jazzy: what's going on in your avie today?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
I dint read MK's intro... but Madonna looks hwat in those trousers. I bet she's only getting married to him (she proposed, I'm sure) so that she can see: MADONNA & JESUS INVITE YOU TO.....
just to defile the names of certain peoples gods.
just sayin.
Hi Mizro - glad to see you back!
It's always smart to make a life-time commitment to someone who thinks it's charming that he or she is self-involved. "Honey, I'd like to help with the dishes, but right now I'm self-involved with the Pats game."
HAHAHA, his shirt is tucked into his underwear!
loozer! love that song, babe. One of the few Beatle's tracks I like.
FFS HELLO Everyone knows the guy is as gay as Father Christmas. It is such a joke that the media lap it up. And hello does this read like a 'planned leak'or what? The sex is scorching hot? Yes Madge we get it 1t 51 you are so desirable. I am sure Guy is so jealous that he no longer has to shag that bony body and you have a kid doing it for him.
Seriously to think I worshipped the woman in the 80s. Has been
Submitted by kanderso on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 8:54am.
Still don't believe they are doin it.
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agree. or maybe my mind just refuses to go there.
яolэмodєl Spoken like a true philosopher.
Submitted by speakit on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 9:13am.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 9:13am.
She's got eggs frozen somewhere, trust.
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Yeah, in her ovaries.
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LOL!
Green card.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 9:13am.
She's got eggs frozen somewhere, trust.
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Yeah, in her ovaries.
I seriously doubt that she'll ever get married again. I think she's done with the marriage thing.
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She's got eggs frozen somewhere, trust.
I still think Baby Jesus will go after Lourdes eventually -- she's so cute and WAY closer to his age.
Submitted by Sensimina on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 9:05am.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 9:03am.
I wonder if when you make love to Madonna if you can see all the plastic surgery scars? That would be nasty - veins and scars! Oh! and the nasty furry chin and cheeks she has!
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It's probably hard to catch that kind of detail while she's ramming you from behind with the latest in strap on technology..
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Oh, I'm sure she'd kneel over your broken and bloodied body and slap you in the face with her strap-on shouting, "who's your daddy now, bitch?" That's when you could see the scars...unless your eyes had swollen shot.
Self-involved = she calls him every 15 minutes to check up on him.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 9:03am.
I wonder if when you make love to Madonna if you can see all the plastic surgery scars? That would be nasty - veins and scars! Oh! and the nasty furry chin and cheeks she has!
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It's probably hard to catch that kind of detail while she's ramming you from behind with the latest in strap on technology..
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I wonder if when you make love to Madonna if you can see all the plastic surgery scars? That would be nasty - veins and scars! Oh! and the nasty furry chin and cheeks she has!
Why doesn't she just adopt him? She's old enough to be his grandmother, sort of. Money talks and bullshit walks, as the saying goes.
LOL Shandi!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
LOl@ people saying he looks dumb. It is because he is...who in their right mind would want to be with Madonna? She is revolting!
Friday night arrives without a suitcase
Sunday morning creeping like a nun
Monday's child has learned to tie his bootlegs
See how they run
Lady Madonna, baby at your breast
Wonders how you manage to feed the rest
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Up ahead's another town that I'll go walking thru
With the rain in my shoes,searchin for you
In the cold Kentucky Rain...
That's a wedding waiting for, not like that fuckery that was Khloe Kardashian and Lamar's wedding.
I say HELL YES!!!!!! to Madonna's wedding to Baby Jesus.
quite harold and maude.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Money must give him a hard on...either that or he's one of those freaks that gets the grandma porn mags.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Please it's going to end up just like GUY, he is going to get tired of her constantly trying to preserve and pickle herself, he'll end up finding something younger and of course hotter with a firm not skeletal body, Vadge is a nightmare.
how gangsta, his undercrackers are hanging out!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
I guess she found a new source of 1k a jar cream she slathers on herself since I cut her off.********************************************************************************* We're all victims of our own gene pools, some one must of pissed in yours!
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Still don't believe they are doin it.
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I think she should marry him.
At first I said "No effing way", seeing as he's her rebound man and all that. But Madonna has bad judgment when it comes to men, so I bet she's dickmatized enough to marry this piece of dick.
He looks like one seriously dumb fuck, plus he has to fuck those loose dry lips. Gross.