Monday, September 28th 2009
But Did Your Penis Hit Back?
If you listen up closely you'll hear Minnesota's Simoni Lawrence tell us why he's lying down with his hand on his peen. Yeah, some motherfucker hit his penis and Simoni doesn't seem that happy about it. Shit, if some motherfucker hit my penis, I'd probably ask them what their sign is and offer to buy them a drink. That is a straight-up come-on!
By the way, this just confirms that fluffers are needed in the NFL. I volunteer and will work for Mother's Circus Animal Cookies. I mean, that man's penis needs rehabilitation!
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Delete...it was F'in COLLEGE ball....Now I'm REALLY SUEPRISED MK!!!
I like how he cleans up "motherfucker" by using the clinical "penis."
Jock straps? Cups? WTH???
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Submitted by jsdhfsjdf on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 8:02am.
Mind if I hit you in the mouth with my penis?********************************************************************************* We're all victims of our own gene pools, some one must of pissed in yours!
Did someone on the opposing team (NU) do it? If so, then I'm so proud that my alma mater will be now associated with peen hitters :P
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
All he needs to do is run to a quiet place, have a wank & get rid of the excess spooge.
"Most people to me are like dog shit on the pavement, walk around it & if you come into contact w/it, erase all traces toot sweet."
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy so many people are interested in a partner who is tall???
women want a tall man and men want a tall woman.
There are many sites focusing on this kind of relationships such as
~~~~~ www.Tallchat.com/ ~~~~
http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/09/24/open-air-testicle-difficulties/
whata bout pretty ricky talking about sessy times and drunk white bitches choking girls 4 da record books?? ya know...i really had a jaw droppin moment w/ toast in my mouth.
That's what you get for trying fuck downmarker fool!********************************************************************************* We're all victims of our own gene pools, some one must of pissed in yours!
You can tell either someone who isn't a fan of football or a gay man wrote this post. In this case, it's probably both.
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Never mind...he plays for the Gophers not the Vikings. This is college stuff.
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MK, the guy didn't tackle his penis, he ran right into the linemarker!
Did he not actually watch the video?
Get up and walk it off you wuss.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
Yeah, well I'm fairly certain that the rest of the Vikes would have taken a penis hit to ensure that awesome, game-winning, Favre to Lewis touchdown pass yesterday!
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Um, I thought that is why they wear jock straps? Is his not the right size? Clearly I do not know much about this subject!