Sunday, September 27th 2009

Here Tawny Goes Again

Dr. Drew, come and get this woman AGAIN! Tawny Kitaen, a graduate of Celebrity Rehab and one of the original videos ho, was arrested in Santa Ana, CA yesterday for driving under the influence.

Sgt. Shontel Sherwood (hottest officer name of the week) of the Newport Beach Police Department told the Associated Press that she was arrested at 3 in the afternoon after officers believed she was fucked up on booze or the bad shit while driving her Range Rover. Tawny was later released on $2,500 bail.

This wasn't Tawny's first time in a jail cell. Tawny was arrested back in 2006 after the po po found 15 grams of Lohan powder in her apartment.

Okay, I know the bad shit messes with your brains, but why would you get behind the wheel of a car when you're riding high? That is the quickest way to getting caught. Flag down a bus! Hitch on to the back of a truck! Ride a pot-bellied pig! TAKE A KAYAK!

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Ever notice that one by one, Dr. Drew's patients keep falling off the wagon? I wonder if it has anything to do with him breaking the anonymity laws inherent in AA and NA for a reason and getting these celebrities to focus on cameras instead of treatment. Some doctor.

She looks like one of the Manson girls.

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Jill-The-Ripper's picture

I never thought this bitch was beautiful, even back in the 80s. She's always been ugly from the inside out, it's just that now her seams are starting to leak.

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Some sluts just cannot be helped!

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Submitted by notreallyworking on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 8:47pm.
the newport beach police department needs to ruin her life just like they do with the common man. no more special privileges for coke whores who fucked famous hair band singers from the 80's

uh, she's white, and she's a "celebrity." well, not really, but close enough.
my husband was stopped by the nbpd drunk and with pot and tossed the pot and was allowed to leave his car and get home on foot or by taxi. hmm. do you think the justice system is color blind? (hubby is white) Let me answer: NO! notreallyworking, my hub was "the common man" and they didn't ruin his life either. common = white in newport.

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It's like she has an African lip plate...

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You know David Coverdale is relieved he kicked Tawny's ass to the curb.

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Centaurious's picture

Like, what happens when you have about 10 plastic implants and steel plates in your face and you get to be 90?

Does everything slide down at once and make you Mr. Peanut?

God-shes looking rough-hope she manages to get off the booze and coke at some point......
Remember her rolling around on the car in the whitesnake video?

"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"

Manimal5's picture

She's still not ready to give up alcohol...at least now they can keep her off the road. At 48 it's a shame that she still has to get wasted to deal with life...time and luck is running out.

HoityToity's picture

This is what happens to no talented hacks trying to make a name for themselves. I just wish the damned whore would kill herself. She is obviously a menace to everyone else on the street when she is recklessely driving under the influence. What a motherfucking bitch!

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Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 8:31pm.
Bowchicka: That is totally true. It happens to me every time I quit sugar; I let myself have some 70% dark chocolate and then a piece of baguette and before I know it, I'm eating candy corn. Before that, it was cigarettes.

Luckily I've really kicked cigarettes, but the sugar is harder because it's still socially acceptable.
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the newport beach police department needs to ruin her life just like they do with the common man. no more special privileges for coke whores who fucked famous hair band singers from the 80's

you take the red pill, you'll be rollin in 45 minutes. you take the blue pill, you wake up with a hardon and believe whatever you want to believe...

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Submitted by overthemoon on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 4:19pm.

K....I drive drunk all the time and never get pulled over, how do u get caught driving drunk? How do they know?
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congratulations, you're a fucking douchebag.

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Flag down a bus! Hitch on to the back of a truck! Ride a pot-bellied pig! TAKE A KAYAK!
LMMFAO

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also GRATS! to Hekki for quitting smoking..that shit is NO JOKE!=D

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Hekki - You are totally right about sugar. It is like a drug for many people and can be just as hard to come off of. Like anything else though, if you want to change a habit, dependecy or behavior, dust yourself off, pick yourself up and try again. Congrats on the cigarette quitting! That is no small feat!

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Bowchicka: That is totally true. It happens to me every time I quit sugar; I let myself have some 70% dark chocolate and then a piece of baguette and before I know it, I'm eating candy corn. Before that, it was cigarettes.

Luckily I've really kicked cigarettes, but the sugar is harder because it's still socially acceptable.

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@siren823 - you wrote "...It is no surprise she is back to substance abuse."
@EveryStrangersEyes - you wrote "...why the fuck do ALL of his patients seem to end up getting arrested for drugs or drink shortly after they go to "rehab"?!"
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Many addicts and alcoholics do not succeed the first time they go through treatment. The fact is that relapse is part of recovery for many. (Compare this to a ciggie smoker who wants to quit his/her legal addiction and has to try several times before they get it right. They are drug addicts too and follow many of the same patterns as the illict-drug addicts.)
For the alcoholics/addicts out of treatment...they get some sober time under their belts, their confidence is up, their guard is down and the addict stops working their recovery program like they first were. They think, "Hey, maybe I CAN control this. Look how long I was able to go without using/drinking. Maybe I'm not really an addict? Maybe I CAN use/drink in moderation. I think it is really possible that I can have some drinks/drugs tonight and then tomorrow I won't use/drink because I now know it is possible for me to stop. I'm certain it won't get out of hand this time. Sadly, the results are almost always the same in the end and hopefully the addict will live long enough to go into treatment/attend meetings again. Some addicts go through the cycle once or a couple times and some go through it 20 times.
This is very common and has nothing to do with Dr. Drew or his particular style of treatment, which seems to be pretty straightforward 12-step based recovery btw. I feel there are a lot of extra triggers and pitfalls for a celebrity, still living amongst the same people he/she used with, compared with a non-celebrity addict. Maybe that has something to do with it. Trust me, these celebrities aren't any different than the non-celebrities in terms of relapse rates. They are just better publicized.

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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 6:41pm.
I thought FOR SURE she was a porn star.
She changed her name to Tawny when she was 12.
Just cuz I happen to know that....
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Meh, she was still going by her real name, Julie, in the late '80's'. I met her and her beaux, none other than O.J. Simpson, in a nightclub in NYC through her brother, Jordan. O.J. introduced her as 'Julie Brown'. This was after 'Bachelor Party' cuz he mentioned that too..Dunno where the 'Brown' part came from because her father's name is Kitaen...(I found out decades later on her E!True Hollywood story)...

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At least she hasn't beaten up any baseball players with her shoe lately.

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Submitted by Tristram on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 6:11pm.

Submitted by Sweet Babu on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 6:01pm.

I know that Oprah had a pic and purchasing link on her site for MP's book. I wonder if O gets a cut? I think the tale of abuse and redemption is more what O is looking for on her show. (See James Fry.)
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It just kills me that MP isn't donating any $$ from her book and then emphasizing the importance of her donation efforts. The lack of any true empathy on her part makes me sick. For realz.

I know a beat-down has-been like MP needs to make a buck, but right now who doesn't? Hell, I want more cash to party with but I need to find a fucking job first. But no, she just needs to go on the talk show circuit to get her fix.

Everything about this MP scandal makes me feel dirty.

OT: Yeah, I thought Tawny Kitaen was a porn star's name when she first came on the scene. I guess I was close.

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I thought FOR SURE she was a porn star.
She changed her name to Tawny when she was 12.
Just cuz I happen to know that....

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Submitted by Tristram on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 6:35pm.

Submitted by mike on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 6:33pm.
I'm kinda more shocked that she can still afford a Range Rover.

That's Coverdale/Finley money.

Ah, figures.

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Submitted by mike on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 6:33pm.
I'm kinda more shocked that she can still afford a Range Rover.

That's Coverdale/Finley money.

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mike's picture

I'm kinda more shocked that she can still afford a Range Rover.

literarylioness's picture

I want to like Dr. Drew, but he is a fame whore too.

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Submitted by overthemoon on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 4:19pm.
K....I drive drunk all the time and never get pulled over, how do u get caught driving drunk? How do they know?
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Yeah, REAL funny ass-hat.

literarylioness's picture

Only one word describes this twit. Idiot.

Big Bertha's picture

she was beautiful in her heyday. stunning.

what a shame.

Sluttsville's picture

First of all, I'm pissed because I barely missed making comment #69, little things like that mean a lot to me. I remember being so envious of her looks back in the day, because no matter how many times I attempted gymnastics on car hoods, I would also get caught in the white negligee and fall off. I am no longer envious of her beauty, in fact, if I ever find it, I will mail it back to her.

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Submitted by Sweet Babu on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 6:01pm.

I know that Oprah had a pic and purchasing link on her site for MP's book. I wonder if O gets a cut? I think the tale of abuse and redemption is more what O is looking for on her show. (See James Fry.)

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is that last sentence a Céline Dion reference MK?

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Sweet Babu's picture

Damn, Tristram -- that Phillips family sure are professional druggies! You know you're a career addict when you make ink in Psychology Today.

Now why the hell didn't Oprah bring any of this up when she interviewed MP? So Mackenzie would get maximum sympathy? Incest victims need so much support, but the fact that MP isn't donating proceeds from her book to help them proves to me, at least, that something in the milk aint clean with her.

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She was JO material back in the day... now just a ho.********************************************************************************* We're all victims of our own gene pools, some one must of pissed in yours!

Aunt Bea's picture

Pathetic.

Tristram's picture

In a scary montage, Geraldo Rivera on his Fox News progam played a series of interviews he conducted in which, first, Mackenzie and John claimed they were clean, then with Mackenzie alone in 1991 (with her son on her lap), followed by one in 1996. In 1991 and 1996, she reports she was lying previously, but that NOW she was clean - only to be revealed to have been lying yet again later. Each time, she appears to be utterly genuine. When asked in 1996 why she lied on 1991, Mackenzie said, "As a way of getting on television."

Thus continues the saga of the Phillipses, who made a career combining drug use, highly publicized episodes of recovery (according to the People article, John had been in rehab seven times before), and continued commercial enterprises. Their formula: Admit your addiction, get treated, gain publicity, keep taking drugs.

Psychology Today, "Addiction in Society" (9/24/09)

tomoon's picture

Is it wrong for a rich and successful woman to have a sugar baby? is it right that she falls in love with a handsome and charming man? It's human nature for her to want a younger and more attractive partner. http://www.Sugarloves.Com

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

o.k.... i've never watched "Celebrity Rehab" but, from what i've seen of him, that Dr. Drew is a pretty smart/good/compassionate guy...

.. why the fuck do ALL of his patients seem to end up getting arrested for drugs or drink shortly after they go to "rehab"?!

... oh yeah, by the way... ggeeezzzuuusss, she was hot rolling around on the car in the Whitesnake video.. and in "Witchboard"

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Centaurious's picture

It is hard NOT to drink and drive in most of CA, you need a car, it's not like you can hail a cab and there is no public transportation!

She probably can't afford a driver....not that any of what I said is ANY excuse for drunken driving. She should just stay home with the Boone's Farm.

There was this guy a few years back who had about 10 DUIs and had his license revoked for life, so he simply tooled on over to his neighborhood watering hole on his riding lawnmower.

The cops were not amused.

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Submitted by overthemoon on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 4:19pm.
K....I drive drunk all the time and never get pulled over, how do u get caught driving drunk? How do they know?
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You.Are.An.Idiot.

I just hope my co-worker that lost her son to a drunk driver less than a month ago doesn't read that...not even funny...

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I remember her on TV working her 15min. back when Nicole Simpson and Ron Brown were murdered because she had dated OJ.

Poor thing is just another gold diggin sperm receptacle fame and fortune @ ANY cost whose past is catching up with her.

and that face needs to be arrested for D.U.I.F Driving Under The Influence of FUGLY.

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Sweet Babu's picture

@ Tristam: love the Reno 911 junkies reference! Truth.

I'm pretty sure MP lied somewhere else before too, but can't remember. I'm agonna go find that Geraldo interview with her now.......

Centaurious's picture

@mr. mercury:
@Centaurious...thanks for the correction, you're right. I get those hair bands mixed up now that I'm old. Whatever happened to Whitesnake anyway?

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Well, I will tell you I watched coverage of that atrocity for a year and I kept mixing up whether it was Great White or Whitesnake, too, so a normal mistake...the hair bands all went away cuz they went bald.

SilentWitness's picture

Drinking and driving AGAIN.
She should be arrested for what she's done to her face.

siren823's picture

It seemed pretty obvious that Tawny went on Celebrity Rehab for the money and exposure. She pretended to be the "mama" figure and spouted off everything she thought the rehab staff wanted to hear. It is no surprise she is back to substance abuse. What is surprising is it took so long for her to show up on the radar again.

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