Open Post: Hosted By The Wild Turkeys Of Cherry Hill, NJ
NBC Philadelphia shot some very important footage of a mob of cunty turkeys (let's call them Heather Mills, Kate Gosselin, Michael K and Candy Spelling) attacking a woman and her son in their NJ neighborhood. Don't worry, the woman bruised her vocal cords a bit, but other than that, they were fine. They could have easily got the turkeys to quit that bitch by threatening to shove a box of Stove Top up their gobble gobbles.
Apparently, the wild turkeys wreak havoc every afternoon. Nobody knows where they come from or they why keep going back to the same neighborhood. It's a mystery. Paging Detective La Toya!
Maybe the turkeys think that 2009 is the year the tables will turn and they will eat stuffed human on Thanksgiving instead of the other way around. The turkeys are revolting! Keep fucking that chicken, turkeys!
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what?!.. i'm bored!... pfft!.. you people don't understand "culture", do ya?!LOL!
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"Oh, these little earthquakes.
Here we go again.
These little earthquakes...
Doesn't take much to rip us into pieces."
woot! excitement!
I haz blind date with foreign physics professor. HAWT
I have the best frienz in the world. *tear*
I think I should take a copy of my goddess list, just get that out of the way upfront.
I used to see wild turkeys all the time where I lived, which was far from rural. They not exactly dangerous, but they are assholes as you can see. From what I've researched, they are only aggressive if you appear threatened, so don't hesitate to shoo or scare the crap out of them..
Can't the drivers see that the poor woman is being chased down? Unless the intent was the scare off the turkeys, but I doubt it.
OH, okay it's on the same page. but I still had to scroll down. Now I forgot what I wanted to post.
Recently,I found a very interesting place
___sugarscupid.com_______.
It is the best dating club for seeking the rich singles, beauties and even hot celebs..
I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .You should check it out!!!
what the fuck exactly is this video of? so there is a mother and a small child CLEARLY trying to get away from some birds that are bigger than the child -
and whitey in the neighborhood just honks his horn and/or videotapes it?
fucking whitey cocksuckers, man.
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The McCanns Did It
I love the screams of the Indian woman...LMAO ROTF...eeeek...aaggghh...gobble gobble....eeeek aggghhh, sounds one of lady CaCa's shit songs...c'mon though seriously...the guy is so funny "look they're attacking a kid" attack? the turkeys were just trying to see what that curry smell was..
Emma Grace Frost
All I have to say is that Will Farrell needs to STFU with his video on healthcare. He makes 20 million for a film that takes less than a year to make and HE is saying executives in healthcare make too much? Bitch, please. Since the gov is cutting down on overpaid people, lets move into Hollywood with this concept.
We can call it an Attention Whore Tax and the teachers, firefighters and police get the money from it.
Hypocritical fucker.
Mmmmmm... Indian food.... pakoras.... samosas.... I live where there are no Indian restaurants so I'm always daydreaming and drooling.....
Submitted by Tristram on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 11:01am.
I hope MK posts about Tawny Kitaen. Always a great mugshot.
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I just google'd Tawny but they used an old photo of her with the article. I wanna see the mugshot! And they don't know if it was booze, pills or a mix. Damn, girl!
I hope MK posts about Tawny Kitaen. Always a great mugshot.
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Don't let a man make a whore of you, Sadie.
You hit the nail on the head, angel! My stalker treated me so well at first -- I couldn't believe my luck in finding such a charming gentleman.
Once he started talking about how I was the sexiest woman ever, though **cue soft Jaws music**, it seemed like maybe he was maybe a little too obsessed. But I blew it off as him just being happy to get the pussy. Then came the Sheltie Ultimatum and my picture of being with Mr. Wonderful was shattered.
Recently,I found a very interesting place
___sugarscupid.com_______.
It is the best dating club for seeking the rich singles, beauties and even hot celebs..
what's the most important is that you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one.
I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .You should check it out!!!
@ Tristram: I did look into taking gun lessons but decided to leave town instead after the ass didn't care that I got a TRO and kept showing up everywhere. I mean, I'd even be on a crowded BART train and he'd pop up from another car. Gawd!
Needless to say, I've been leery of dating since then, but I'm pretty sure that I've had my lifetime dose of freaks. (I can only hope!) No woman should ever have to go through that kind of fear, ladies. It was just the worst experience of my life.
Submitted by Sweet Babu on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 9:43am.
Yeah, angel -- it's always smart to stay away from men with control issues. IF you can see it coming, that is. The guy I dated hid it really well at first, but I cut him off at the first sign of trying to tell me what to do. Like anyone's gonna give up their dogz just for a man/woman? Crazy!
And love your newavie, but am more partial to yesterday's cholafied Queen!
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Yeah - I'm about to put her back, in fact.
It's true about that - and I've learned you can tell by how SO very easy going they are at the beginning. TOOOOOO easy going. You're thinking - o, I've finally found a man that will treat me like the Queen that I am! and the next thing you know you're huddled in a corner crying as he yells at you about the crumbs in the sink, you know? Freak.
♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
@kikichanel: Yup. It was a no-brainer deal-breaker to even THINK of giving up seeing my ex so we would swap on doggie custody days. Dumped him on the spot. Then he started back peddling, saying I should just get full custody of my pups. I told him my joint custody arrangement was non-negotiable as far as anyone else was concerned and I walked his ass to the door. Unfortunately, that wasn't the last I saw of him and his creepy ways, but that was the day that I closed up pussy shop on that dick!
Submitted by Sweet Babu on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 9:54am.
Wow. I would have gotten a restraining order and a gun (in case the order didn't work).
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Don't let a man make a whore of you, Sadie.
Submitted by Sweet Babu on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 8:54am.
@Joe: I read not too long ago that the girl Roman had sex with doesn't want charges to be pressed against him, but I guess the US is goin' after his ass anyway. I say let it rest...the guy is so old.
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Yeah, you're right, she wants it all to go away. She also received an out of court settlement.
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Je Reviens
"I'm tellin' ya, this guy has the SAME look in his eyes as my stalker did. His goddess is in for a big surprise in a couple of months."
I'm glad you got away from your stalker. That shit is no joke.
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn
http://www.findingmygoddess.com/
where is God's name did you hot sluts find this? It's hilarious! Although I do think he has more than a touch of serial killer eyes. Wait.. It must be his "deep spirituality" I'm actually seeing. My mistake.
"Like anyone's gonna give up their dogz just for a man/woman? Crazy!"
I know, right? Men come and go, but puppies are forever!
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn
Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 10:00am.
http://www.findingmygoddess.com/
where is God's name did you hot sluts find this? It's hilarious! Although I do think he has more than a touch of serial killer eyes. Wait.. It must be his "deep spirituality" I'm actually seeing. My mistake.
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I'm tellin' ya, this guy has the SAME look in his eyes as my stalker did. His goddess is in for a big surprise in a couple of months.
Submitted by Tristram on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 9:48am.
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Yup. Jackass even stole a pic of my other sheltie, Charlie, cut it in pieces, taped it back together and then mailed it to me with no explanation of wth he meant by it. Well, I guess it really needed no words, eh?
Good list, Speakit. Short and sweet. I didn't the feeling from Mark that he wanted a goddess who has kids, even though he babbled something about a messy child is ok -- he kept pointing out that an uncluttered home is so important to him.
And if his professional photo shoot pics are the best he can offer, he can get lost. I get dolled up for a photo shoot and look a helluva lot better than I do IRL.
Submitted by Sweet Babu on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 9:37am.
Dang, that's bad. The Shelties, too?
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Don't let a man make a whore of you, Sadie.
Submitted by Sweet Babu on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 9:43am.
It's always smart to stay away from men with control issues.
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WORD.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 9:39am.
Submitted by speakit on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 9:16am.
I love your Goddess list! especially number 7. She who has pie goods makes the rules on sexy times.
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heehee
Freud was a dipshit. If a bitch has penis envy, she doesn't know the power of her 'gine.
Yeah, angel -- it's always smart to stay away from men with control issues. IF you can see it coming, that is. The guy I dated hid it really well at first, but I cut him off at the first sign of trying to tell me what to do. Like anyone's gonna give up their dogz just for a man/woman? Crazy!
And love your newavie, but am more partial to yesterday's cholafied Queen!
Submitted by speakit on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 9:16am.
I love your Goddess list! especially number 7. She who has pie goods makes the rules on sexy times.
Submitted by Tristram on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 9:24am.
Submitted by Sweet Babu on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 9:15am.
broke into my condo to rearrange all of my personal toiletries/make-up
How? By color? Product? Size? Maybe he just wanted to tidy up?
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Nope. I'm really neat. He put all my make-up annd stuff in baggies and put them in drawers. Totally pissed me off cuz I couldn't find anything -- you never mess with a woman's toiletries!
Even creepier, dude found my wedding albums that I had packed away (and had never shown him), and cut out just my ex-husband from pics and then put them back in the album. He stole some pics and mailed them to me with swatches of wedding material that he wanted me to use to make a wedding dress. What?! We never even got serious enough to talk marriage.
I dumped him when he insisted that I no longer have joint custody of my 2 shelties with my ex cuz he didn't want me to have any contact with him. Damn, I never thought I'd run into such a weirdo in all my life. He scared the shit out of me by the time I left town.
Submitted by Tristram on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 9:30am.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 9:28am.
Hmmm, I can believe that. :) Who is your avie?
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It's a GODDESS, silly!
The only one, ultimately, that can satisfy that freak.
ie. It's cholarized Mark(Now with Fergie's hair!)
♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
That Mark dude is a tool.
"Someone who ENJOYS reading my lengthy message!" = "Someone who ENJOYS receiving my lengthy unit while I recite religious crazybabble."
♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀
Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 9:28am.
Hmmm, I can believe that. :) Who is your avie?
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Don't let a man make a whore of you, Sadie.
Submitted by Tristram on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 9:24am.
Submitted by Sweet Babu on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 9:15am.
broke into my condo to rearrange all of my personal toiletries/make-up
How? By color? Product? Size? Maybe he just wanted to tidy up?
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Yeah, I'm curious about that too.
I dated a guy with MAJOR control issues.
He would have stalked me but by the time I got him to leave he was too damn scared of me to get too close;p
♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
Submitted by Sweet Babu on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 9:15am.
broke into my condo to rearrange all of my personal toiletries/make-up
How? By color? Product? Size? Maybe he just wanted to tidy up?
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Don't let a man make a whore of you, Sadie.
LOL Babu.. well actually, he's inspired me. Really, it's the goddess who should have the requirements. I can play that shit.
Speakit's requirements:
1) I am the dominant one. You will never be the dominant one, because I have the vagina. You will only 'be' the dominant one because I allow you to feel that way.
2) Yes, I know I'm lovely, but I don't want to hear it 354321.201 times. It's shallow and annoying.
3) Don't try to impress my with 'things'. Anyone can stop at the store and buy a pressie, if I want something I'll pick it out my damn self.
4) High intelligence is a must.
5) Honesty. If you lie to me, it's over.
6) Philanthropy is not a choice, it is a requirement.
7) You will have sex with me whenever I want, however I want and you will do what I ask. If I don't want, then it's my discretion whether you get any pity sex or not. For further explanation, refer to number one.
8) You must be good with children. If they scare you or make your balls shrivel up, don't apply.
9) You must close the toilet lid.
10) If you can't make me laugh... refer to number 7.
11) No pussies allowed. That has many connotations, I mean them all.
If you think you can meet these requirements please apply/respond at speakitisprobablytoogoodforyou@hotmale.com
Oh god! The guy looking for his goddess says he's proud of the fact that he doesn't ejaculate. WTF?!
He really reminds me of a guy I dated a few years ago. Once he started burping about all of his "spirituality" traits and his control issues surfaced, I dumped his ass. Then he stalked me, broke into my condo to rearrange all of my personal toiletries/make-up, mailed me creepy epic rambling missives. Even after I filed a TRO he wouldn't leave me alone. I escaped to Kentucky. What a freak....
Great footage, guys. Terrifying.
Submitted by Sweet Babu on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 8:54am.
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From Wiki:
In Feb. 2009, Samantha Geimer filed to have the charges against Polanski dismissed from court, saying that decades of publicity as well as the prosecutor's focus on lurid details continues to traumatize her and her family.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_Polanski
(Morning!)
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@ Speakit: Cheejuz! I couldn't bring myself to read this dude's entire laundry list of requirements. He looks like a fast-talker, too.
This guy should hook up with that blathering troll from the other day -- they could write essays to each other.
@Joe: I read not too long ago that the girl Roman had sex with doesn't want charges to be pressed against him, but I guess the US is goin' after his ass anyway. I say let it rest...the guy is so old.
Hmm..I just read that Roman Polanski has been arrested by Swiss police for possible extradition
to the U.S., for his rape of a 13 year old in the U.S. 1977. He's 76 now and still active in film. Be inneresting to see what happens.
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I'm gonna reply to it. Y'all dare me? I'm gonna. I'm gonna fuck with him, crazy piece of shit.
Where in the long list of requirements does he say wtf he has to offer? I hate to inform him, but any woman that can fulfill those requirements is prolly way too good for his ass. I'm a goddess, I know these things.
Submitted by Vporterhouse on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 12:29am.
http://www.findingmygoddess.com/
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OMFG. I love how he says he's found his goddess, but feel free to leave back up replies. mmmm hmmm, i'm sure that makes his current goddess (dumbass) feel special.
How egotistical. I hope he gets hit by a bus.
My friend recommended me a very interesting place
________ M i l l i o n A i r e c h a t s. C O M_________ .It is the best dating club for seeking the rich singles, beauties and even hot celebs..what's the most important is:you dont have to be a milliona
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Submitted by Green Is Good on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 4:47am.
If a person ran at them making loud noises and waving their arms about wildly in a threatening manner, trust these turkeys would flee.
and that was a glimpse at the exit plan of Georgie's sandbox play date, folks!
... mornin', GIG!
... and now i REALLY gotta sleep!
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"I won't be nuts for you. Do you get what I'm telling you?"... Thanks to DiamondDawg for making me remember and watch this movie again!
For chrissakes, they're turkeys. What are they gonna do? Peck you to death like in "The Birds"?
If a person ran at them making loud noises and waving their arms about wildly in a threatening manner, trust these turkeys would flee.