Saturday, September 26th 2009

IN THIS ECONOMY: A Mother Tries To Sell Her Kid For Gas Money

The recession is fucking all of us over, but do we really need to be trading our children in for gas?! That's what a woman in Florida tried to do. Allegedly.

WTSP in Tampa reports that 37-year-old Marcy Pappalardo was arrested after a truck driver called 911 claiming that she tried to sell him her 6-year-old son for gas money. The police questioned the woman and then put her in handcuffs. Another woman who was in the car with Marcy says the truck driver is lying. According to her, the truck driver wanted sexy times from Marcy in exchange for gas money. When she turned him down, he made up the child selling story to get back at her.

The truck driver said the topic of sex was never brought up. Dude went on to say, "You know, I have mixed feelings. To see the kid crying like that on TV was tough. I caused that upon him and I have a kid of my own. But had it been the other way, where would the child be?"

Something in the milk ain't clean about this fuckery. You would have to have used tampons for brains to want to sell your kid for just gas money. I mean, I know a kid can't you get to the bar before 2-for-1 happy hour is over, but selling him for just gas money?! A Slurpee and a Slim Jim were not part of the deal. Talk about selling your poor kid short. How dreadful.

And instead of trading your kid for gas money, train him how to siphon tanks and snatch credit cards. That could be a real precious mother/son bonding moment. There's my parenting tip of the day!

Posted by: Michael K


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Many people are glad to hear that the government has finally re-launched recovery.gov website. This website was and is supposed to keep all of us informed about just what all of our stimulus dollars are doing, if anything. It sure doesn't look like much at this point, but the website promises to be far more interactive and user friendly. So far the Department of Health and Human Services has paid out the most money. The website does report projects and contracts paid out for, so we have some sort of knowledge that the taxpayer funded payday loans no faxing have gone somewhere other than to Wall Street, that is if the reporting of recovery.gov is accurate.

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I believe the truck driver. How does she not know she is selling her kid to some pervert?

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Couldn't she have just burned the kid for fuel?

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I'll give her gas money if she stops scowling.

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(Pappalardo), K-FATS title for his latest cd.

It's creepy how old and wasted she looks for a 37-year old.
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I believe the tow truck driver. If he were guilty why would he follow her while he is calling 911. He was obviously concerned about the boys safety. She had drugs on her so I imagine she was also driving under the influence?

I think the I need money for "gas" was BS. She needed money for "drugs"

Centaurious's picture

A 911 call for Spanx?

Who woulda thunk it?

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Centaurious's picture

I love the way her cell phone is like the shoebox from "Wall Street."

peopleperson's picture

Daryll??? No, Dwight.

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"How dreadful."

Lulz.

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I don't buy it, that is so stupid even this woman doesn't seem capable of saying such a thing. The truck driver lying seems much more real.

So MK, the phrase of the moment is "how dreadful" a la Darryl, huh?

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That seems like an extreme way to get back at someone, so I'm buying the truck driver's story. I sure hoop that someone has the good sense to keep an eye on this shiny example of a mother. Poor little guy, brakes my heart.

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Submitted by TITS on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 8:00pm.
From the link to the full story:

"Baijnath said Friday night that there was no mention of sex in the conversation."

now that statement right there raises my left eyebrow
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From the link to the full story:

"Baijnath said Friday night that there was no mention of sex in the conversation."

now that statement right there raises my left eyebrow.

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Submitted by Mayrows on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 7:33pm.

You called it! lol

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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

Pappalardo--now wouldn't that just be the perfect name for K-Fed?

mike's picture

Florida? I'd never have guessed!

Seriously, though, I buy the woman's version of the story (that the trucker was just p.o.'d after she denied him sexy times). Who the hell wants a 6 yo brat?

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This sounds as stupid as that girl who got all those stars tattooed on her face, got in trouble for it, and then claimed she fell asleep and the guy did all that himself. The trucker was probably wanting a hooker and got turned down.

Sluttsville's picture

Hell, you mean people will buy other peoples kids? I've...I mean I know someone that has a couple on Craigslist trying to give them away, but sadly, they're usually returned within 20 minutes.

Sluttsville's picture

Wet sloppy kiss for Mrs. K (but no tongue....this time).

NaNoop's picture

Mrs. K!!! Long time, no see. Been doin' pretty much drive by's myself for a while now. Not enough tiempo to hang much. Nice to see ya!

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 4:54pm.

Mrs. K!!!!!!... love ya, dahlin'!

... o.k. i'm out!

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Drive by wet sloppy kiss for ESE!!!!!!!

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EveryStrangersEyes's picture

well, folks... i gotta go out and get bbbooooooozzzzeee!!... *pulls 'lil frog out of hat*...*hands it gently back to speakit* ... see? magic!!... be back later!

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peaches80's picture

@ speakit
git it gurl!!!!!!!!!!

always heels , always , sadly i get tired after one hour : ( .
hahahahaha but that hour is worth it !

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 4:49pm.
Submitted by speakit on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 4:47pm.

*bends over*... bring it!... get me right in the middle!

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oh hell, I didn't know you were gonna get all kinky. Now I don't know how to respond.

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Submitted by speakit on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 4:47pm.

*bends over*... bring it!... get me right in the middle!

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Submitted by peaches80 on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 4:46pm.
hi speakit , no worries i hope you went with the heels and ready to kill , yey!

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Each day I get closer and closer to condoning forced sterilization. If Penis Hilton has a child, I'll be all the way there.

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 4:44pm.
Submitted by speakit on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 4:41pm.

*squishes 'lil frog*... oh yeah... what do ya got say now!!LOL!

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peaches80's picture

hi speakit , no worries i hope you went with the heels and ready to kill , yey!

The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too. ~Samuel Butler, Notebooks, 1912

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Oh.. hi peaches! srry, didn't see your 'hi'. I was too busy putting up with ESE's assholeness. xo

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Submitted by speakit on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 4:41pm.

*squishes 'lil frog*... oh yeah... what do ya got say now!!LOL!

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"I won't be nuts for you. Do you get what I'm telling you?"... Thanks to DiamondDawg for making me remember and watch this movie again!

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Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 4:39pm.

just outside Scientolohole Clearwater here, myself!

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NaNoop's picture

LOL @ MK's family crime ring bonding.

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 4:36pm.
Submitted by speakit on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 4:31pm.

true, very true!... but it would matter to me if i came off like an asshole, though... wanna argue about it?!LOL!

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Submitted by peaches80 on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 4:38pm.
ESE you are a gentleman , you could never come as an ****ole.

oh, come on!!... can i be a gentle asshole, and call it a day!LOL!

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"I won't be nuts for you. Do you get what I'm telling you?"... Thanks to DiamondDawg for making me remember and watch this movie again!

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@ EverStangersEye
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Thanks, ESE, you always sound like such a very nice guy.
By the way, while you were clicking your ruby slippers, I was clicking my flip-flops. Yes, Boca Raton.
*big grin*

kokoskitten's picture

yeah tow truck driver changes everything...

peaches80's picture

ESE you are a gentleman , you could never come as an ****ole.

The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too. ~Samuel Butler, Notebooks, 1912