Dreams Do Come True: Samantha Fox & Det. La Toya In A Reality Show Together

The producers of the UK's I'm A Celebrity....Get Me Out Of Here must have hacked into my brain area when it came time to cast this shit. By the way, it's not hard to hack into since the password is "1234" (just like LiLo!).

Britain's Daily Star (via IOL) says the producers are trying to round up Detective La Toya Jackson and Samantha Fox for the cast. Yes, two of the most talented and influential female stars of music (I'm not being sarcastic) sharing the screen together! This will be the greatest pairing since weed and Yo Gabba Gabba!

I mean, can you imagine them doing a jungle acoustic duet of a mash-up of Naughty Girls (Need Love To) and Bad Girl? SOUL EXPLOSION!

And since Toy Fox needs a live audience to witness their high levels of glamour, sources say Mitch Wino (Amy's famewhoring daddy), Tito Jackson, Brian McFadden, Brian Blessed and Nicola T are also in talks to join the cast.

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Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 1:12am.

Not gonna happen.

The producers of "Falcon Crest: Relived" went to Madame Tussaud's to get the two actresses to shoot the show, but they weren't able to negotiate.

Michelle Lee and Joan Van Ark had no comment.

Obviously.

Submitted by Tristram on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 12:05pm.

Submitted by lizzieb on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 11:58am.

Oh, no! Sorry.... We'll be your online support group (that and a bottle).

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Submitted by lizzieb on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 9:26am.

Hi, LizzieB. You don't most anymore. Missed your Jen/mums dialogue.

Thanks. Was off the web for a bit due to husband running off and leaving me with kids and debts. Was in a bad way for a while but bouncing back a bit now.Will do a Jen and Bradder's mum call when the right story appears!
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Submitted by Tristram on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 9:28am.

Submitted by lizzieb on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 9:26am.

Hi, LizzieB. You don't most anymore. Missed your Jen/mums dialogue.

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Submitted by lizzieb on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 9:26am.

That sounds great. I'm a sleb is a great show and with that line up, well, that's me parked in front of the telly for the entire run.

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Submitted by stake_spike on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 6:42am.

Oh MK just watch this years CBBUK. I think LaToya was one of the cast members.

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Submitted by gnarlyone on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 3:58am.

samantha fox is still alive?

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/

Submitted by tommie™ on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 3:24am.

I hope Toy and ms Fox do a collaboration together!
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Submitted by Centaurious on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 11:07pm.

This straightjacket/bolero and over-shoulder-boulder holder look is not working for either one of them.

At all.

Submitted by Centaurious on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 10:19pm.

Hello, it's me again
Don't you know it's hard to keep a good woman down
But then again, maybe that could be fun
Sa-Sa-Sa-Sa-Samantha Fox!

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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 6:46pm.

You know it's crazy but it's true!
I only wanna be with you!

That stoopit song gets stuck in my head on the regular.

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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 6:20pm.

My hero, S-S-S-S-Samantha Fox! Naughty girls need love, too. Did somebody say she's a lesbian?

Submitted by Coffy73 on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 6:06pm.

MJ dies and some of the Jackson's use it as total publicity to get their face out there. Latoya, Jermaine were pretty much invisible before and now they're popping up everywhere trying so hard to capitalize. Terrible, but I guess when you grow up in that environment, you're willing to do anything to be in the spotlight.

Submitted by Centaurious on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 5:57pm.

The First Lady of Cameroon and Kim Zolcniak will end up killing each other.

Trust.

Submitted by choochifrito on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 5:09pm.

I lived in the UK in the mid-80's during the Samantha Fox hey days - I had no idea she was a lesbian now!

Submitted by blueangel on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 4:31pm.

La Toya's face is hella f---ed up from too much bad plastic surgery. Her eyes are not even, her nose is fake with triangle shaped nostrils, her cheeks have been puffed out, and her entire face is stretched too tight. Also, like Michael, she bleached her skin from Black to White. She looks like a circus freak.

Submitted by speakit on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 4:19pm.

Submitted by govt_cheese on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 11:51am.

Um ... who's Samantha Fox ??
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Precisely.

I think Jodie Marsh is probably the closest example...or Katie Price....

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Yo Gabba Gabba & weed are the shit.
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Submitted by omar on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 3:22pm.

Yesss! This is my (vodka and dramamine-fueled) dream too! Like Green Is Good, though, I'm most excited about the Brian Blessed/Samantha Fox casting feature. Ut ho, now I can't get the lyrics to "Touch Me" out of my head...

Submitted by kokoskitten on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 2:03pm.

i can just picture a 10 year old MK alone in his room with a hairbrush microphone choreographing a dance to "i wanna have some fun"

Submitted by EvilShoe on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 1:56pm.

Submitted by putsomestankonit on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 1:51pm.

I don't know! There's a lot of focus on her stomach in it though!

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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 1:54pm.

Now this is one hot video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yd-Ez00WJ9U&feature=related

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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 1:51pm.

@Evil Shoe, how can you forget the masterpiece that was that video?

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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 1:50pm.

Submitted by govt_cheese on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 11:51am.

Um ... who's Samantha Fox ??

Surely you jest, Samantha Fox former page 3 model, man eater and pop star. Now she's just a saggy old lesbian.

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 1:50pm.

I just watched the video, I don't remember that video just the song. Must have been a blackout month for me back then. LOL

Submitted by EvilShoe on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 1:47pm.

Submitted by govt_cheese on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 11:51am.

Um ... who's Samantha Fox ??
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Oh shit, I think I just aged while reading your post. And I just saw the mom from Little House on the Prairie in a commercial for bathtub's that help the elderly! OMFG

Submitted by putsomestankonit on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 1:38pm.

Maybe this time a love match will be made that will last for eternity. LaToya and Samantha need to hook up.

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 1:34pm.

The First Lady of Cameroon, working?!

Say it ain't so!

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Submitted by NaNoop on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 12:27pm.

I remember Samantha Fox. Geez, I'm old.

Submitted by govt_cheese on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 12:11pm.

Homg, angel - those are some horz. Helluva bunch to be compared to.

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Submitted by justaguest on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 12:08pm.

Gee, the Jackson family hasn't been this relevant in decades. All it took was for Michael Jackson to kick the bucket. Look at the new life that it has breathed into Jermaine, one of the most irrelevant Jacksons ever.

And LaToya, she's been like horse shit, all over the place.

Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 12:03pm.

Submitted by govt_cheese on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 11:51am.

Um ... who's Samantha Fox ??
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Precisely.

I think Jodie Marsh is probably the closest example...or Katie Price....

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LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!

Submitted by govt_cheese on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 11:55am.

Huge 80s slut, koko? I'm liking her already! I'll prbly watch this one :)

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Submitted by kokoskitten on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 11:54am.

Submitted by govt_cheese on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 11:51am.
if you don't know who samantha fox is you probably didn't grow up in the 80's...HUGE 80's slut...

Submitted by govt_cheese on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 11:51am.

Um ... who's Samantha Fox ??

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