Saturday, September 26th 2009
Maddox On The Move
At JFK yesterday, Maddox swept in led by his loyal pet billy goat. It's obvious Maddox was not amused, because his pet billy goat embarrassed him yet again by wearing a stupid hat from the Tommy Bahama outlet.
Maybe Maddox fed it to his pet billy goat on the plane. And hopefully, when his pet billy goat was asleep dreaming about Jennifer Aniston in a bikini (that goes out to all you Brangaloonies), Maddox took a pair of pinky shears (that's what my little cousin calls 'em) to that overgrown chin bush. It needs pruning in a bad way.
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Maddox has nearly perfected his version of "stink eye"...
That fur biscuit on Brad's chin almost looks like it's concealing a pair of shriveled balls.
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Submitted by lizzieb on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 9:51am.
Well, I never thought Brad was all that. Too white bread for my tastes. However he was an Adonis compared to this smelly, vagrant alcoholic look he’s working now. What the fuck is that disgusting beard about? Is he going to play a homeless man in his next box office disaster? Or is he trying to look like a 'serious artist’ Christ. Don’t make me laugh Brad; you look like you have the IQ of a pot plant.
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I see fear in Bradley's eyes. I'm sure he wasn't too keen on traveling with this little devil but whatever Mama Angie says, it goes. This trip to NY has been approved and paid for by Angie Ho
Submitted by elynorah on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 11:48am.
Is it just me or is Brad Pitt morphing into Billy Bob Thorton?
No, it's not just you. I thought the same thing. In fact, even with the god awful surgery BBT has had I'd still prefer him to the Brad. At least BBT can act and looks a little cleaner. Brad looks like the best place to hide things from him would be under the soap.
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Well, I never thought Brad was all that. Too white bread for my tastes. However he was an Adonis compared to this smelly, vagrant alcoholic look he’s working now. What the fuck is that disgusting beard about? Is he going to play a homeless man in his next box office disaster? Or is he trying to look like a 'serious artist’ Christ. Don’t make me laugh Brad; you look like you have the IQ of a pot plant.
Re: purchase number one- I’m too scared to say anything. He will track me down and cut me, I’m sure of it. As for the ‘French’ twins- Zahara ate them. It’s the only explanation that makes any sense.
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What is homosexual tinymeat brad pitt covering up with the silly beard - a recent facelift/chin implant?
Man, Brad is a mess anymore...
maddox looks like a freakin future serial killer
like the one that hung out with leonard lake
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is brad pitt covering up a tumor with that beard?
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SERIOUSLY.
That hat is beyond discussion. It simply is.
Brad was hot in Thelma and Louise, he's a dumb fuck from Missouri and he always knew that.
Then he got hooked up with George Clooney (a dumb fuck from Kentucky....)
and started getting all swaggering, cuz they did those stupid Ocean's flicks and they all started thinking they were the new Rat Pack.
Like they were even qualified to suck the REAL Rat Pack's dicks.
Although I'm sure they would have tried.
I know..why do you need to dress like that for a flight. Pretentious.
And I can't STAND that arrogant look he always has on his face.
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I really need to know where the hell they are coming from.
BP is wearing a goddamn safari suit.
They're probaby just walking from their home down the street to get a coffee.
It looks like an airport, but who the hell knows.
I just know that if it is, it was a flight from Newark to Detroit and this getup was not necessary.
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Submitted by TheCocoaCritic on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 12:11pm.
From the pictures I've seen of Maddox, it appears he doesn't like the paps taking photos of him. He's just a kid who has been thrust into a chaotic lifestyle with two messed up parents. I feel for the lil guy.
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I agree. He looks like a cute, well-dressed overwhelmed kid.
BP, however, needs a new stylist. His kid is dressed better than he is.
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Why the hell can't Pitt ever just pick up a t-shirt and jeans from the floor, put them on and call it a day?
Like all the OTHER sexy guys.
Maddox is adorable. If his looks keep, he's going to be one handsome man in a few years.
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Pitt's a douche! It's sad that so many movies are totally ruined by his lack of acting skills.
Pitt looks like shit!!!
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Where the hell are the other 6?
Does this kid ever attend school?
Michael K, so you get emails from loons?
(Dumb question, I know)
"And hopefully, when his pet billy goat was asleep dreaming about Jennifer Aniston in a bikini (that goes out to all you Brangaloonies)...."
how long did maddox have angie to himself ? a few years ? wouldn't surprise me if one of the siblings (biological kids) most likely has some sort of "accident" and maddox will be grinning in the background
That kid has very intelligent, very mean eyes. He does look like he is just a few steps away from violent felony charges.
And Brad...I always found his weird speech impediment thing to be a deal-breaker in the "I'm so hot" category, but he used to be fun to look at. Now he looks like a basset hound. An OLD basset hound. Can you imagine Ange waking up in the night hungry for hot bloody sex (ewwww, gross) and finding THAT GEEZER next to her? Yeah, not.
He looks like such a douche. At least when he was in a normal functioning marriage he didn't have to dress up like the mean guy from Jumanji. He's like a middle-aged hipster.
Maybe "real love" does exist. This guy is one of the most powerful personalities in the world. He is widely considered as handsome (despite his current look). He has a ton of cash. Yet he prefers to spend most of his time with a bag of bones and a bunch of kids. And gerbils. Go figure.
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 3:00pm.
I wonder if he ever feels stupid for being lured into a miserable realtionship by a kid?
I'm sure he has plenty of other things to feel stupid about. His outfits, for one.
And I doubt Maddox had much to do with Brad wanting to pork Angie.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I wonder if he ever feels stupid for being lured into a miserable realtionship by a kid?
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Nothing says douche like a graying beard and that stupid wrinkled brow thing.
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Angie Ho told reporters that Madox made her a woman. Imagine how this kid's gonna react when he finds out.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 2:00pm.
Maddox is going to be a beast in a few years, I can tell. Hell on wheels. Remember that interview BP did saying Maddox was all over the Internet doing shit & their probably on some government watch list?
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agreed and that's what we get when angie buys him his my lil' first crossbow and knife set at age 4 or whenever that was
Maddox is going to be a player when is is older.
With the addition of that dainty little necklace, Brad has perfected his traveling douchebag look.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Maddox is going to be a beast in a few years, I can tell. Hell on wheels. Remember that interview BP did saying Maddox was all over the Internet doing shit & their probably on some government watch list?
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Brad is so....beige. I've never understood his appeal, he's always looked 1. dirty 2. like he smells 3. a lip licker 4. vacant.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Could be just the lighting, but it looks like Mad is going grey a bit too early himself..just sayin'.
Kiv --
And all of those are between the hours of 10:45am - 4:15pm, on sunny days only.
Rainy outside and weekends, then the nannies have full custody...
And as for the twins -- the running gag in the JP household is "Twins, what twins?" Then everyone laughs heartily and takes another toke...
I assure you the billy goat is n-o-t dreaming about Aniston! Surely you're kidding:))
Brad is channeling a weathered Redford sooner than expected.
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I wonder what their custody arrangement is.
Week 1: Brad with Mad - Ang with Shi / Zahara / Mad's bookend
Week 2: Brad with Shi / Zahara - Ang with Mad / Accessory
Week 3: Brad with Mad / Mad v2.0 - Ang with Shi / Zahara
Week 4: Brad with Shi / Zahara / Mad Junior - Ang with Mad
Twins in French orphanage for unwanted priviledged blobs.
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Maddox has that seething future serial killer look perfected. I bet Jolie looked for a kid with mental problems to match hers.
One wonders why she calls him Mad?
I think the beard is for a part, but I also think that hat is not. You cannot wear that hat unless you are Andre Braugher.
Of course, if you are Andre Braugher you can wear anything you damn well want and still look good.
when are these kids ever in school let alone the same school for more than a few days at a time ? remember all that bs photo op paparazzi shit awhile back how that french school in new york was going to be THE school ? whatever happened to that?