Friday, September 25th 2009

Awkward First Family Photo

Here we have President Obama, Michelle Obama, Spanish Prime Minister José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero, his wife and their two teenage goth daughters at the world leaders reception in NYC. GLAMOUR! Oh, how this takes my ass back to the days when we would listen to Morrissey while painting our nails black and covering our faces with baby powder. Yeah, I tried to be goth for a quick minute, but it didn't really work out. I was way too cunty (in a mean girl way) and listened to way too much Ace of Base. I just didn't have that "whole sad dead clown" act down. But the first daughters of Spain do!

This awesome picture of them has actually caused some shit, because Prime Minister Zapatero doesn't allow any of the Spanish papers to run pictures of his daughters. However, once this picture hit the wires it was on the front page of some Spanish papers and in almost everybody's inbox. PM Zapatero shouldn't spaz out. They're just goth girls. They're everywhere. You can see a mob of them in the food court at the mall looking all sullen-like and poking at their coffin purses.

And you know who else was there that night too? The one and only First Lady of Cameroooooooon Chantal Biya!

Ravishing from the top of her lion mane to the tips of her toes. The lioness came out that night and I can hear her exquisite eyebrows ROOOOOAAAAAR! And Chantal knows it. She has a look on her face like "Yeah, I got THIS." AND HOW!

Seriously, that was the party to be at. Chantal Biya and adorable Spanish goth girls! If they had an Andre champagne fountain, that would've been heaven.

Posted by: Michael K


Judge yourselves... You egotistical people! It's just a picture and clothes aren't really what makes a person... You really cannot judge a book by it's cover... Geesh!

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WHAT THE FUCK!?!?

Oh my goodness. I agree, they are just goth girls. It's not that bad! The Spanish papers just need to relax a little! Geez!

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Submitted by underwaterclhoe on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 9:11am.
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As a parent myself I couldn't make mean comments about these kids! They look very sweet...and sorry, I'd rather see photos of these girls than anyone from say the Hills or Ali Lohan or any Hilton or...well you get my drift!

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Good mornin' urmomma.

I'm lucky My baby's bein' so sweet and easy this morning - snuggled me in bed, gots herself AND me breakie and then went for a scooter ride. Sweet gurl! I waited 11 years for all that!

Enjoy your breakie, luv:)

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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 9:32am.
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Good mornin', darlin'.
*off to make childruns breakfast...they are soooo needy. Always wanting food. ;P*
Have a good Sunday for tomorrow is Monday.

xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.

This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.

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Submitted by underwaterclhoe on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 9:11am.
Hi everybody! Here in Spain,
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Good morning, Spain!
Do not take all this chatter to heart.

xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.

This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.

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underwaterclhoe:
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Aw man! We're not THAT mean. I mean, we've been having a giggle at these girls but we haven't said anything remotely as bad as we would about, say...Lady Gaga:) I think most of us said they look like they must be sweet girls. I'm sorry peopel are being SO mean...they are just teenage girls going through their paces. I think we realize that for the most part.

It's a good reminder tho - thanks for posting that.

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Hi everybody! Here in Spain, hundreds of people are posting demeaning comments about these kids in the internet, hidden behind their computer screens. On the radio and tv, you can hear adults calling them: “ugly” “fat” “monsters” “they should have been aborted” and many other lovely things…

These girls aged, 13 and 15, are guilty of being honest and free, guilty of having parents who respect the way they dress, who like them the way they are, and do not make them wear "fashionable" clothes they would feel uncombortable in. They are guilty of ignoring the slavery of official beauty standards and ellegance protocols, guilty of not knowing about the hugeness of discrimination because of the looks our western culture is sick of, unwritten laws that state that if you do not match the “standard”, everybody has the right to hate you and insult you in public.

Maybe we should open a respectful discussion about if kids should be protected of being bullied from the public media, and about why we must know how to dress "for the occasion" if we don't want to be bullied. About if we want to live forever, even once we are adults, under the dictature of a highschool set of mind where the kid who looks different is put appart.

Thanks, greets, and LONG LIFE TO FREEDOM, DOWN TO HATE SPREAD

If you think the goth daughters of the president rock on, here's a site

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Oooooh loony-toons! Our First Lady's face betrays what she's really thinking about these two...ahem...unusual families.

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love the goth sisters...their parents probably tell them to stand up straight all day and this is the best they can muster...

the first lady of cameroon picture is priceless...

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Submitted by Eddie on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 7:15pm.

Annie Lennox is 1st Lady of Spain?

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Yes!!! Annie Lennox is Spaniard, she sing coplas and dance flamenco all day Hehehehehe

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What makes me laugh, I just realized is that my friend has a pair of sons that would be PERFECT for these girls! LOL!

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Annie Lennox is 1st Lady of Spain?

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the last photo in fug and busted was priceless!!!

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These pics made my day! They are so funny they look photoshopped! I love the chunky Goth girl with the beaming Obama. Our Prez is smiling from ear to ear! Who is the Goth wife of Spain? I guess that's where the Goth daughters get their fashion sense. Priceless.

The first lady of Cameroon looks like she is saying "I'm going get your man, Michelle." Wow.

Neither Bush I or II had pics like these!

Submitted by DiamondDawg on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 9:11pm.

Pam, I posted a comment at the fugandbusted link. I accidentally double posted, but still, Kuhdooze to your friend. Best.Shit.Ever.

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Ahoo!! hehe no problem DiamondDawg , Two post are better than one ; ) If someone of you have never seen the photoshopped pics of Goth Girls here is:

http://www.fugandbusted.com/2009/09/las-hijas-de-zapatero-los-mejores-mo...

Thank's for the visits : )

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Hate to say it but Michelle looks kinda fug. How come you've never commented on her eyebrow situation MK? Chantal on the other and is MAGNIFICENT! Guess I know who I'll be going as for Halloween. The lil goth girls are just adorable. Are the black Muu Muus supposed to be formal goth wear.Zapatero looks like a slimy git who makes his daughters feels bad.

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Homegirl probably smells like Pantene, cocoa butter and three kinds of Victoria's Secret body spray...

Where in the world did that come from? The post is about Goth Spaniards and hot diva Cameroooooonians!

Hate to break it to you but what Congress & the President get IS socialized medicine...it's paid for with your tax dollars!
If you like paying through the nose for substandard care, by all means, carry on w. your bad self.
But a LOT of people think the current system sucksssssssss.

"Submitted by skinny fat on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 10:08pm.
please save my country from Obamanomics. i like my health care just the way it is and 10 years down the line i will still want to have it. socialized medicine is BAD. i want whatever coverage congress and the prez gets. fair is fair."

i feel bad for the little goth girls now...they already look so awkward and these photos and snarky headlines making fun of them are in papers all over the world...their gonna be locking themselves inside their palace and painting the walls black (if they already aren't) ...mom and dad are going to pay for this...they'll start hanging out all day in full marilyn manson attire

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Goth linebackers! Fucking boarding school ain't what it use to be.

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The mom looked goth too. Awesome !

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Submitted by sushi on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 11:37am.
I would be so embarrassed if I lived in Spain and this was my first family. If the girls want to be goth, fine. But clean up for a meeting of heads of state.

Actually we were not embarrassed because they were hidden from the media until now, and in any case the Bush girls were far more embarrassing...
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Submitted by mcballs on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 12:59pm.

OMG 13 and 16!!!

im 17 and dont look that old. damn i look too young lol.
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LOL! Well after seeing them I hope you're counting your blessings, hon! Eeeek! They don't look Goth..they look morose.
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OMG 13 and 16!!!

im 17 and dont look that old. damn i look too young lol.

Awww...poor girls!

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I would be so embarrassed if I lived in Spain and this was my first family. If the girls want to be goth, fine. But clean up for a meeting of heads of state.

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Today we will work breasts, shoulders, and triceps at the gym.

We hope to develop "Michelle Obama arms"!

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Michelle looks good for once. Her clothes are usually horrific. Hysterical that she shows up on best dressed lists. Must be slim pickings.

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*Besotes* mi amor!! Tent dresses, goth make-up and the ever present slouch of the young and uncomfortable...
LaToya will take any check: trust that. LOL!!

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MizRo! *besos*

Oh yeah, underneath all that black makeup and those tent dresses are some pretty girls, I am certain of that.

La Toya may have a future as a stunt double for a prime minister's wife.

Hey, it's a check!

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Triston! Hello honey *smooch*! The look of ecstasy on "LaToya" has me cackling! She looks like she's having a life-altering O.

Michelle's dress is lovely - I like.

The girls both have very pretty faces: in Spain, the rage is either Goth or Harlot.

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Michelle looks hot and is probably wondering in the back of her head how La Toya Jackson crashed the party!

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Submitted by hambletta on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 9:22am.
i love the goths. i wish i'd had the nerve to be one. you go, girls!
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Submitted by Pam86 on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 9:36pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 9:11pm.
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Pam, I posted a comment at the fugandbusted link. I accidentally double posted, but still, Kuhdooze to your friend. Best.Shit.Ever.

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Beelzebub approves this photo. Now, back to Spain you evil little flying monkeys.

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i love the goths. i wish i'd had the nerve to be one. you go, girls!
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Helena Bonham Carter is their stylist.

The Black Adder episode with him marrying the Spanish Infanta used to be on Youtube, but I can't find it today.

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Submitted by Sluttsville on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 12:53am.
Btw, I will be replacing my 3 Wolves Moon t-shirt with the 2 Goths Moon t-shirt
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RFLMAO. I went to bed last night at 10:30pm my time and this shit is still here and I'm laughing all over again! I totally loved the first pic with the giant moon face, then the shining one (Red Rum), then the one with O's head chopped off.

Wow, those are awkward photos. Obama looks relaxed and happy in the main photo, that's good.

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Michelle looks amazing. The Spanish girls are like little goth potatoes. They look a little too sweet to pull off sullen sarcastic.

the daughters got the uncle fester gene. dang.

Submitted by chippychazoo on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 4:17am.

Love the boots! Pity about the posture. At least these girls are not anorexic, fake tanned, fake titted, designer lable grabbing, spoiled brat media whores. There is alot of good Goth music in spain and no it has nothing to do with pretentious Marilyn Manson wannabes. Carry on Spanish Gothettes, you have my approval.
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but, i feel safer looking at trash like you described.

are we mourning spain?? wtf? these ppl are gross.

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barack and michelle are good looking people, no doubt! as for those two girls...MY GOD! WTF!

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

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Submitted by YangGuifei on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 5:43am.

Oooh you went there.

Blackadder: The Spanish Infanta.

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Haha, hadn't seen that, it's a good one!
In real life the boring one is just boring and pretends to have a normal life, I thing she moved to Washington, I guess so that her husband could make some connections in high places.
The other one... well, she did the princess thing and had her grand royal wedding, but you know, when you live in a city and know people you can't help hearing rumors, in this case about her sexual voracity and her ex-husband's gayness...
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Submitted by pigger_than_life on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 2:34am.

Technically the term "First Lady" doesn't apply to Mrs. Zapatero because the First Lady of Spain in the queen, so I guess the "first daughters" would be the Infantas (one is boring and the other is a degenerate) or our news-anchor/so-called-princess...

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Oooh you went there.

Blackadder: The Spanish Infanta.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/blackadder/episodes/one/one_queen.shtml

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