OK! Paid Too Much
The brand new poster children for the sanctity of marriage, Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom, will make it legal this Sunday after only doing ass-to-mouth (you decide who does what) with each other for about a month. According to the NYDN, there was a small bidding war between People, UsWeekly and OK! Magazine for the exclusive pictures of the wedding.
Apparently, OK! Magazine won out and will hand over $300,000 to Khloe. Yes, 300 hundred thousand AMERICAN dollars. More like Not OK! Magazine!
If OK! paid Khloe in generic female hormone pills bought on the internet and a 3-month supply of NADS, then I'd say it was worth it. Maybe. But $300k?! Do they also get the rights to the divorce party that will be held in about six months?
OK! could have saved their dollars and published this picture of the Shrek wedding with the headline: "KHLOE and LAMAR'S FAIRYTALE WEDDING!"
Nobody would've been the wiser.....
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I didn't realize how much Shrek people look like Andorians, except the latter are blue-skinned. Huh....
Who the hell cares about these two? 300 Grand?! Yeah, that's 300 grand too effing much. Ugh.
What a kick in the teeth, 300K. I bet she expected a cool million at least.
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spit my coffe out looking at shrek pic. STOP this is sooo funny!
My friend recommended me a very interesting place
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Hey, I found a very intersting place recently.
----Blackmilitaryfriends.com---------------
It's the best dating club for you to find rich military singles.There are many hot and sexy military girls, wealthy and promising military guys, or even hot celebs.
More important is that you don't have to be a millionaire but you can meet one. Why shouldn't we have a miracle beside all the terrible stuff in our life.
There are so many unrecognized, uncelebrated people in this world doing wonderful, interesting or important things --- yet this family of useless, vapid, self-absorbed and shallow skanks is constantly in the limelight and the public's collective face, as if there is something fascinating or worthwhile about them. Is a big ass and money really THAT compelling to SO MANY people?????
I don't get it....
I can't imagine this not already being posted, but anyway, Shrek and Fiona are much better looking than these two idiots.
Khloe looks good when photographed by herself. She has a decent body, pretty eyes and a nice skin color. I would date her as long as I never found out she has hotter sisters.
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Why should I be humble, if I know that I am THE BEST IN THE WORLD?
$300K for that? Please! : /
The Shrek picture was pretty funny, though. Someone has good Photoshop skills.
Khloe's not even that cute. She's chunky.
Ugh, I shouldn't even comment. I'll give these absurd attention whores more attention. Just get them out of my, and everyone else's, life. Waste of space.
Is he wearing a derby or a cloche?
Well, I guess she'd qualify for SOME kind of Derby, and they're WAY too cloche for MY comfort, so maybe some kind of hybrid?
Submitted by Somuchbetterthanyou on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 5:10pm.
I can't wait til her ginormous ass and Kobe's itty bitty wife start bitch fightin' on the sidelines or in the skyboxes this coming season...
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srsly! would buy tix to that show!
Chewbaca's little girl done good for herself.
Nice knock-off Debbie Rowe 3 wolves shirt...
@ Chirio
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Wow, sounds painful. Sorry, Chirio. I bump into walls and corners also. I always have bruises. Just simple clumsiness.
Robert Kardashian does have a very unique face that's hard to forget. I guess that his Armenian blood.
Cher is Armenian also, and she has this amazing face.
Did anyone else mention that they have the same nose? I can't be fucked to read all the posts right this minute.
She just wants to get away from her horrorshow mother.
I like Khloe, though.
@ ShuttheSmurfUp
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Smurfy, were you in OP too when Stoney had the dog cum? Everybody was seizing! It was so insanely funny!!!!
Stoney is a riot!
I actually think she is pretty, but her personality, profanity and manly voice make her less attractive, in my book.
It must be hard to be the "ugly" sister, though.
LITTLE_RASCAL: Forgot about Robert reading the suicide note---good memory!
Whoa!! That is like the optical illusion from Hell. I thought for a split second that she was holding up a stuffed, rabid animal *pouring another drink with trembling hand*
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Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 09/25/2009 -\\
Buahahahaha
Stoney is hot like that!
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Lil_rascal: I fell in a split position. wth! I tend to bump into things, or hurt myself accidentally. what a life. haha...but I am ok...a lil pain but ok.
Smurfy!!
Coma Caca!!
@ Chirio
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Thank you, I'm doing great. Did you really fall/ did you hurt yourself?
Did you hear about Stoney and the dog/
When we were all in OP, Stoney was at work and some client came with a big dog, and Stoney was petting the dog, and the dog liked it so much, her "pink thing" (Stoney's words) came out and the dog came on a floor!!!!
Stoney is hilarious!
I think that's why JazzFish has that new avatar!
Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 6:48pm.
@ angel_i
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Kim Kardashian was married to the music producer Damon Thomas for 3 or 4 years.
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That's a long time. I'm kinda shocked.
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@Paquita: Whoa nelly! What a story! Yeah, I only have step-sisters and a half sister and they're all MIA so I don't get that dynamic at all. I'm sad Kim was married before cuz now it's not all that juicy but I do think it's gonna have SOMETHING to do with that...the timing is good, with Kim just having lost Reggie...
Really, it's SO palpable in Khloe. It makes me sad for her cuz I know we make Yeti jokes but she was one step ahead when she was nothing like Kim at all...IMO, she's just stepping backwards all the time, now...
Maybe that's where the Yeti jokes come from. If she could have maintained a little of the humanity she used to have we might be applauding her instead.
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Chirio!!!!!!
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
little_rascal: hahaha. not sure. I left for some time had some cases at work to do. but that is funny though. lol!!! How are ya lil one?
Coma Caca!!
@ Chirio
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Chirio, have you see JazzFish's avie??? LMFAO!
Usually he has nekkid girls.
I wonder if that new avie has anything to do with Stoney and that naughty DOG. :-)
I only watched like 13 mins once of this Kardashianwhatever show...and that was it!
I was more interested at their dad's face...its amazing...
Coma Caca!!
My friend recommended me a very interesting place
________ M i l l i o n A i r e c h a t s. C O M_________ .It is the best dating club for seeking the rich singles, beauties and even hot celebs..what's the most important is:you dont have to be a milliona
@ angel_i
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Kim Kardashian was married to the music producer Damon Thomas for 3 or 4 years.
So poor Kourtney can't be the first sister to marry. ;-)
Smurfy I remeber that episode!!! (i just admitted i watch the show, damn!)
Oh and that story of the sisters.... my aunt told it to me, cause she has a friend who's mother is sister 1 , and the dad is sister 2's husband!! I KNOW!!
It's fucked up!!!!!
I'm leaving!! have a good night
i'm gonna go get my drink on!!
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Paquita, That is fucked up. poor sister number 2 :(
angel, yeah remember when the naked pictures of the pregnant one where going to be published or something... well Kim said that last time she saw the pictures they were in her ex-husband's computer.
*hangs head in shame*
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
@ KobeLover
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Thanks for interesting information.
By the way, you're totally right about the father Robert Kardashian.
Besides being a prominent LA attorney and OJ's defense attorney in the double murder trial, he was OJ's very close and dear friend. Robert Kardashian was the person who read OJ's famous "suicide letter" to the press while OJ was trying to flee in the Bronco with a bag packed with a gun, passport, $8,700, disguise of goatie and mustache and clean underwear.
Smurfy i'm glad you are working part time now.
And hopefully the court thing will work in a near future.
angel_i...you are right about Khloe cockblocking Kim and wanting to be her. IT's sad how some sisters (specially these ones that want to be famous and relevant no matter what) just trash each other and compete between them, that it makes it so obvious for everyone to roll their eyes at them.
I know a story of two sisters who were married. And let's say sister 1 had an affair with sister 2's husband. When sister 2 dies, sister 1 divorces her husband and moves in with sister 2's husband. She was asked not to attend the funeral, because the family asked her not to.
But sisters that love each other won't pull that crap to one another. I bet their real problem wasn't the husband but something else, that reflected on that behavior.
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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 6:27pm.
Angel.
Kim is divorced, she got married long time ago and kept it as a secret for a while.
*shoot herself for knowing this information*
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GASP!
*shoots self for not knowing*
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Angel.
Kim is divorced, she got married long time ago and kept it as a secret for a while.
*shoot herself for knowing this information*
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Submitted by Paquita on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 6:20pm.
Paquita! How are you? I'm glad you are back in the U.S.!
On Topic: Peeps still wear Kangol hats? They remind me of old LL Cool J songs.
Are we here now? (birps)
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Paquita on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 6:20pm.
Love the pic angel_i!!!
But how jealous do you think Kim is now that her sister is getting married before her?
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Well, it's weird you know. I watched that first season (purely for anthropological purposes, you understand:) and clips from the second and from this Miami shit...and one thing is SO consistent: Khloe wants to be Kim. She cockblocks Kim in every way, all the time. So, from the announcement I've been thinking the only real for real reason she's getting married is to have that ONE thing over her. She will always have married first. Pure conjecture but still...
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Hey Paquita, well I am working part time, it can become a full time, hopefully it will.
I'm glad you are back.
Today I had my last pending case from the old job, which Ironically was my first time in court from a case that I filed all the paperwork myself,I fucking ruled! too bad I'm not doing it anymore I think I could be good at it. :(
Maybe when things get better, I'll get back.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 6:19pm.
Angel, that picture is precious. LOLOLO.
In tranny's defense I think Reggie was thinking with his dick but is a sexy mofo.
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I'd say he was DEFINITELY thinking with his dick on that night. And Khloe was thinking with hers. And, as per usual, Kim was thinking with her ass;p
Reggie IS hot, tho...gotta LOVE that suit! Mmmm!
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Love the pic angel_i!!!
But how jealous do you think Kim is now that her sister is getting married before her? Doesn't matter is to that weird looking man. AND getting more attention than her by the media?
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Hey smurfy!!! How are you?
Are you better??
I'm back in the US with the new visa, back to work again. But with a really small paycheck since i was away for 20 days.
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Angel, that picture is precious. LOLOLO.
In tranny's defense I think Reggie was thinking with his dick but is a sexy mofo.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
I'm sorry but ever since Khloe hooked up with Lamar, I can't get this picture out of my head:
http://www.janetcharltonshollywood.com/images/2009/07/kim-kardashian-gri...
I can smell the envy and the desperation in this pic.
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Here I will answer some questions:
*Kourtney, the pregnant one, is the "lesbian." She made out w/ a girl on "K&K Take Miami."
*Kourtney, said lesbian above, is pregnant by Scott Disick, who is white and is billed as an "entrepreneur." Of what? Does anybody know? Oh, and I pray the baby gets Kardashian for a last name, either that or Scott should change his last name. Disick is bad, but I guess it could be worse.
*Khloe is the tallest of the 3, and therefore gets referred to as a tranny a lot because some people say she's tall and looks like a man.
*Rashad McCants (of MN. Timberwolves) only dated her b/c she's "famous."
*Kris Jenner (her mom) swears she's not pregnant, just really happy and they're in a hurry to get married so it can be filed for KUWTK.
*Their dad is the same Kardashian that defended OJ. When OJ was in the White Bronco, he fled to Kardashian's house and was going to kill himself. (That must've been before the car chase.)
*Kim is getting back together with Reggie Bush.
* This has been billed by Hollywood insiders as a publicity stunt. Obviously. I think this is a horrible mistake, but no one asked me.