Open Post: Hosted By Mayor Eric Brewer
There's an ESCANDALO brewing over in East Cleveland after sessy pictures of Mayor Eric Brewer poppin' that ass in women's lingerie were shown on a local news station just days before the primary election. Mayor Eric would not confirm or deny if the hot piece in the wig is him or not. However, Mayor Eric did accuse his opponent of leaking the pictures in a last-minute attempt to sway voters. Well, guess what? I'm about to sway my ass over to East Cleveland to find a way to cast a vote for Mayor Eric!
The three things I look for in a mayor are:
1. Someone who has conquered the art of posing doggy-style for their Craigslist ad.
2. Someone who knows the importance of color coordinating their fuck-me-pumps with their lingerie.
3. Someone who is the star of a good ole' cross-dressing SCANDAL!
Mayor Eric has all three! Therefore, Mayor Erica, you have my vote girl!
VIA Buzzfeed
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Eating lunch early today. I was STARVING!
Grilled chicken sammy on rye with avo, pesto, tomato and onion.
NOMONOMONOMONOONOM
Ok, so this reminds me of one of my all time favorite texts from textsfromlastnight.com:
(323): You got in a fight last night?
(818): Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
(323): Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Stoney has garden gnomes?
*steals one*
KD & ISMU:
well, he's drooling and chewing (chomping) on everything (my knuckle) but concentrating on the lower gum (not just a slobbery chew)..I cant wait to see how big he is Tuesday!
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just click this fucking link
so i just got my lunchbreak...*sideeyes ALL coworkers*
what we talking about???
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I feel I'm on top again baby that's got everything to do with you...
I love Stoney!
*admires her garden knomes*
Stoney
quit being such a bitch! GWAD!
just don't answer her and see if she still keeps on talking to you... Or simply tell her you don't give a flying fuck :0
Submitted by xxyxz on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 1:12pm.
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by chefcammi on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 1:10pm.
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I tried voting but it doesn't recognize us Canucks when I went to register. :(
LOL KD, she is the most annoying person on the PLANET.
I don't care about your son's fucking comic book collection, and yes it looks like it's going to rain and no. No I don't like it when you walk into a room and forget what you were going to do.
UH!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
cammi- Early signs but he may not cut teeth for another 4-6 months.
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What's the exchange rate on me giving less than a rat's ass? - TV
If I was a public figure, I would require that all my friends and family give up their cameras. No brainer.
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MK is the best celebuflogger in the sexosphere!
Stoney- Are people not allowed to talk to you? Or is this one of those annoying people that doesn't shut up and talks on and on about things you don't care about as if you are best friends?
Submitted by chefcammi on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 1:00pm.
is it possible thatmy soon to be 4month old is already teething?
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Is he chewing holes in the wall, too?
Is this your 11lb (at birth) child? If he was born that big, I would think that maybe he will develop faster than normal is some areas, so maybe.
zomay & iheart, see, if you work hard for your dreams they really do come true.
They are gonna make a Disney flick about me and my new fake bff.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Gottdamn Bradi your stalker has a feisty hair up his/her asshole! DL needs to have the ability to issue temp restraining orders LMAO
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 1:11pm.
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 1:08pm.
God she talking to me again!!!!!
*decapitates coworker*
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*covers Stoney's mirror with a towel*
LMFAO
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 1:08pm.
God she talking to me again!!!!!
*decapitates coworker*
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*covers Stoney's mirror with a towel*
SHIT!! Thanks Stoney.
God I am a tard.
Submitted by xxyxz on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 1:06pm.
Submitted by chefcammi on
Doh! That's what I get for not reading the whole post LMAO!
I voted for the baby....
thanks! pass it on!!! btw: all 3 are mine..
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just click this fucking link
Bradi, you really have made it. You've come so far so fast.
:)
God she talking to me again!!!!!
*decapitates coworker*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Aw Bradi no fair ya beyotch, I'm jelliz!!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by chefcammi on
Doh! That's what I get for not reading the whole post LMAO!
I voted for the baby....
*tooting my own horn moment*
My new #1 fan is back at the HEND Jen X post from yesterday!
SOMEONE LOVES ME THEY REALLY LOVE ME!!!
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Submitted by xxyxz on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 1:02pm.
human
:)
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just click this fucking link
Get it gurl!
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Tracy: I'm gonna make you a mix tape. You like Phil Collins?
Jack: I've got two ears and a heart, don't I?
http://cutebandalert.tumblr.com
Oh hell yes I'll vote for Mayor Eric!
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"And the Fuckery Train keeps rolling all the way to HELL...."
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 12:58pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 12:57pm.
NO. THANK GOD. I like my men nice and butch ;)
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Good! Now take your clothes off. I need to massage this warm oil into your skin.
Delete that shit, M.E. It's got your last name on it.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by chefcammi on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 12:47pm.
dont all puppies chew??
nope . what kind of puppy do you have?
is it possible thatmy soon to be 4month old is already teething?
just click this fucking link
iHeart - yep, the CO$ scares the shit out of me.
We had a local one call our company a couple years ago, wanting us to do some work for them, I flat out said "No, and please don't ever contact us again."
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 12:46pm.
Ryan Fischer on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 12:44pm
Wait wait wait wait a minute, YOU got to see The Silver Fox in person!?
Ima tellin' MK, he's gonna cut you.
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I've seen him a few times at benefits, galas, whatever, here in Manhattan. I've never talked to him, but my boyfriend used to hang out with him through mutual (gay) friends several, several years ago. I swear they hooked up (I don't really, because even cheating with AC wouldn't be cool)
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 12:57pm.
NO. THANK GOD. I like my men nice and butch ;)
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I feel I'm on top again baby that's got everything to do with you...
It's crossed my mind...what if Travolta(or both of them) end up dead? I'm not sure if you can get out of that cult alive. I don't know why I think of this shit! lol But I always thought Jett would end up dead one day & it happened. $cieno stuff scares the living hell outta me.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 12:53pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 12:46pm.
You had me until Jazz hands. A man doing Jazz hands kills the sexy times ;) hahaha.
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I hope that hasn't actually ever happened to you.
Hekki on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 12:40pm.
What zomay said. Nothing wrong with it, unless he's trying to pass legislation against cross-dressers. This is a minor peccadillo, in my book.
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Agree with you.
:)
Here is the hole in the wall
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 12:52pm.
iHeart - ME TOO!
I wonder if the Church is going to force him out?
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I sometimes suspect that these stars really don't believe in CO$ shit. They just agree to pay loads of money for privacy. Say what you will, but the CO$ has a ferocious team of lawyers.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 12:52pm.
Ahoy Me Matey, Chirio!
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Snowy he picked me up with this "Avast, me pretty! Strike your panties and prepare to be boarded."
I melted.
Coma Caca!!
So the mayor looks pretty good there. Aint it great that cross-dressing has *nothing* to do with being mayor?
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Love,
Mabel
How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
No, that wasn't Mike's dick milk dripping out of her. It was hypocrisy. MESSY! --MK
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 12:46pm.
You had me until Jazz hands. A man doing Jazz hands kills the sexy times ;) hahaha.
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I feel I'm on top again baby that's got everything to do with you...
I am the only one that thinks he makes a better looking chick than dude?
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 12:49pm.
yeah cuz isnt that stuff looked down on/ignored?
Whats up, Sluts? I NEED YOUR HELP AGAIN!! Vote 1X for each everyday! CLICK TO VOTE for my boys in the BabyGap contest!
NOoooooo Rican he called me last night!! are you puerto rican btw?
Coma Caca!!
Ahoy Me Matey, Chirio!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
iHeart - ME TOO!
I wonder if the Church is going to force him out?
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 12:49pm.
Submitted by chefcammi on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 12:47pm.
dont all puppies chew??
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WALLS!?!?!?!?!?? I'm not talking base board here, I am talking about one foot up from the floor.
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LOL! Yep. Spray it.
♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
Submitted by Chirio on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 12:49pm.
Meet my friend Capt Morgan. My date for tonight.
I think he called me first!!! Step back!