Open Post: Hosted By Mayor Eric Brewer
There's an ESCANDALO brewing over in East Cleveland after sessy pictures of Mayor Eric Brewer poppin' that ass in women's lingerie were shown on a local news station just days before the primary election. Mayor Eric would not confirm or deny if the hot piece in the wig is him or not. However, Mayor Eric did accuse his opponent of leaking the pictures in a last-minute attempt to sway voters. Well, guess what? I'm about to sway my ass over to East Cleveland to find a way to cast a vote for Mayor Eric!
The three things I look for in a mayor are:
1. Someone who has conquered the art of posing doggy-style for their Craigslist ad.
2. Someone who knows the importance of color coordinating their fuck-me-pumps with their lingerie.
3. Someone who is the star of a good ole' cross-dressing SCANDAL!
Mayor Eric has all three! Therefore, Mayor Erica, you have my vote girl!