How Slutty Are You?
You know that whole theory that every person you fuck, you're also fucking everyone who they fucked, and everyone who they fucked...etc...etc.. Well, a study done in Britain shows that the average dude and chick has done sexy times with around $2.8 million people both indirectly and directly.
6,000 British people were asked the approximate ages of each person they got down with. The data was compiled using an online calculator called the "Six Degrees of Separation." Click here to find out your number.
I tried to get my number, but it wouldn't go there. Does not compute. It's actually an accomplishment that I'm considered a slut even by mathematical standards. If you divide it by 5, cut it in half and throw a square root on it, I'm still a slut whore. This is a beautiful feeling. My mother will frame this and put it over her fireplace mantel.
If you broke the calculator with your extreme acts of slutiness too, I'll see you in quarantine where we'll all bump and screw so we can really break the system. YAY.
And if you're number is below 15 million, I can't even look at you anymore.
VIA Jezebel
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EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 6:12pm.
it said the hour expired whether completion is accomplished or not... fuckin' ripoff!LOL
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Heeeheeheheeeee.
LOL @ suckandfuck
((falls off chair))
Coma Caca!!
Two of my dicks were in college and one was in the Air Force, so technically I may need to add a few more to my numbers.
Don't just name the number,
NAME THE YEAR YOU STARTED and your current age...unless yer skeerd to...
Submitted by xxyxz on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 6:12pm.
Okay... Lets add up all of our numbers and puke
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That is called infinity.
Submitted by zomay on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 6:09pm.
it said the hour expired whether completion is accomplished or not... fuckin' ripoff!LOL!
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"I won't be nuts for you. Do you get what I'm telling you?"... Thanks to DiamondDawg for making me remember and watch this movie again!
"You have had 0 indirect and direct sexual partners."
WHAT THE FUCK
That Dominican with the insanely smelly ass definitely fucked about 90 people so fuck you calculator.
Submitted by urmomma on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 6:08pm.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 6:07pm.
Can you count yourself *hides* goes to recalculate!
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Genius! I am undoubtedly the best lover I have ever had! LMAO!
Buahahahaha
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Okay... Lets add up all of our numbers and puke
Submitted by Few Words on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 6:09pm.
Explains the rash
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Oh, shit! I laughed. Now that is funny.
xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
*dies laughing at EEG*
WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*pats chair*
Here honey, come sit next to me.
What is sex????
Coma Caca!!
I went to the site and I guess this now confirms what I already knew:
I'm a slut.
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 6:08pm.
*blinks*
Holy Fuck. I will never tell you ho's.
don't worry.. it'll be more fun making up the highest number i can think of!LOL!
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"I won't be nuts for you. Do you get what I'm telling you?"... Thanks to DiamondDawg for making me remember and watch this movie again!
Explains the rash
EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 6:01pm.
i hope you still get my Christmas cards!
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I do lovah. Hope you got my buy 1 hour get 1 free coupon.
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manimal - OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!
I'd break that fucking calculator if I had to include myself.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 6:07pm.
Can you count yourself *hides* goes to recalculate!
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Genius! I am undoubtedly the best lover I have ever had! LMAO!
xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
for all of you REAL WHORES that can't calculate
youe score... GO by year!!!!
YEAH!!! I AM A SLUT-ASS WHORE!!!
37 million indirect or direct sexual partners.
Kick-ass.....I knew my life was worth somethin'
*blinks*
Holy Fuck. I will never tell you ho's.
M.E., check your mail.
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why does my fucking computer have to be on welfare?
Triscuit. 09/02/09
Can you count yourself *hides* goes to recalculate!
Don't look at me, MK!
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"You have had 4,850,724 indirect and direct sexual partners."
Apparently, I am a slut.
Submitted by mike on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 6:02pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 6:00pm.
Bradi - since 99% of my list are all dewds I know, I can pretty remember their ages, since my whore times were confined to a small block of years.
I'd be interested in hearing about the remaining 1%...
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The few one night stands that resulted in me rather gnawing off my arm in the morning to get away, rather than have them wake up.
*schedules vagina plasty*
xxyxz - Not. Telling.
The total number of partners isn't all that high at all, but the age variations of them is what's killing me here.
*changes name to Complete Whore*
Shorty - I can't reveal that bc then all of you will know that I started WAAAY too early. Way.
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"Stop! Don't touch me there, you know that is my no-no square" - Cheerleader chant at Mississippi Abstinence rally
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 6:00pm.
Bradi - since 99% of my list are all dewds I know, I can pretty remember their ages, since my whore times were confined to a small block of years.
I'd be interested in hearing about the remaining 1%...
I can't even remember the names of some of the people I've slept with, much less their fucking ages. Hell, I'm not even 100% sure about the exact number. Even so, my calculation is only a pathetic 8,462,729. Maybe I just have a bad memory?
Ok mike...41/1982
The calculation is so high because depending on the number of partners you've had and how many they had before you, they're adding the number of partners AFTER you since your part of that person now.
Submitted by zomay on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 5:58pm.
I used to own/operate an escort service out in Nevada so no use trying to calculate that number.
i hope you still get my Christmas cards!
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"I won't be nuts for you. Do you get what I'm telling you?"... Thanks to DiamondDawg for making me remember and watch this movie again!
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 5:58pm.
OH FUCK!
*dies*
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*does CPR while using a 'lil tongue....does this up my number??!!** ;)
xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
wants to know STSU and M.E. and Mikes's #
I'm a bonafide slut of the highest order. I also got the couldn't calculate message! I'M A DIRTY WHORE!!!!
Bradi - since 99% of my list are all dewds I know, I can pretty remember their ages, since my whore times were confined to a small block of years.
I feel dirty.
Oh my god, oh my god...my number is 2.9 million!!!!
WTF...my sexual partner number is really low, really, really low.
I feel like a big ho.
urmomma~ I appreciate the sentiment!
I can count the dicks I've had on one hand, but that doesn't account for my dirty mind!
Too much math for me. ((headache))
All I know that in my mind, I am an angel.
Sure Smurf...right right.
The option to share this to the world...ummm right. Has anyone checked Paris's twitter? Or maybe her numbers need some Health Precaution check science.
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 5:50pm.
AND you have to recall the age of said partners???
Oh please.
Remember you whores that I said I have a list?
with Happy o sadfaces next to their name and age!
I knew it would come in handy at some point.
Still my munber is very high and I feel dirty (specially with and Injured vajay jay)
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Anyone wanna know EH's number???
*waits around with shotgun*
I used to own/operate an escort service out in Nevada so no use trying to calculate that number.
;) I kid folks.
Submitted by Shorty on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 5:55pm.
by jonnobaas_sea
"I've been doing fucky fucky happy times since 1980!"
***All right people, jonnobaas_sea has THROWN DOWN the gauntlent. Name the date that YOU started fucky fucky happy times!!!***
1982
To be fair, you need to give you age and your start date.
36 (relax - can still pass for 28), 1989.
OH FUCK!
*dies*
I get unable to compute. I'm 43 and have lived the life of a gay man in a straight woman's body. I've sure had loads of fun!!!!!!
WTF????
my number CAN"T be right.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Good lord. I definitely feel dirty now. Thanks a lot, MK. :(
o.k.... now i'm really depressed... *goes to wash junk with bleach*
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"I won't be nuts for you. Do you get what I'm telling you?"... Thanks to DiamondDawg for making me remember and watch this movie again!
Submitted by urmomma on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 5:52pm.
Submitted by Shorty on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 5:49pm.
Less than 50...I met my husband when I was 16, so, I'm gonna take a wild guess and say YES, less than 50 for me.
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Shorty, I feel ya, hon! I met mine at 14!
But why do I feel ashamed? LOL! On the other hand if ya'll ever need a blood donor, Shorty and I are here for you!
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I met Mr. XX young too... But i'm still an old schoool hor
by jonnobaas_sea
"I've been doing fucky fucky happy times since 1980!"
***All right people, jonnobaas_sea has THROWN DOWN the gauntlent. Name the date that YOU started fucky fucky happy times!!!***
1982