How Slutty Are You?
You know that whole theory that every person you fuck, you're also fucking everyone who they fucked, and everyone who they fucked...etc...etc.. Well, a study done in Britain shows that the average dude and chick has done sexy times with around $2.8 million people both indirectly and directly.
6,000 British people were asked the approximate ages of each person they got down with. The data was compiled using an online calculator called the "Six Degrees of Separation." Click here to find out your number.
I tried to get my number, but it wouldn't go there. Does not compute. It's actually an accomplishment that I'm considered a slut even by mathematical standards. If you divide it by 5, cut it in half and throw a square root on it, I'm still a slut whore. This is a beautiful feeling. My mother will frame this and put it over her fireplace mantel.
If you broke the calculator with your extreme acts of slutiness too, I'll see you in quarantine where we'll all bump and screw so we can really break the system. YAY.
And if you're number is below 15 million, I can't even look at you anymore.
VIA Jezebel
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I'm signing my vagina up for a nice juicy pension plan now.
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Team Enthusiastic Wizard Broomstick Meets Thrusthole!
10,465,164
I call shenanigans. I don't even need my toes to count the number of partners I've had. And does it count if you just stick the tip in, MK?
Should I have not counted mutual JO?
Submitted by Romai on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 7:37pm.
Hmm, normally I would feel weirded out that mine came out at over 1 million, but after glancing through the rest of the Dlisted sluts posts, I'm feeling pretty good about mine.
Pff, if I was going to "directly or indirectly" sleep with that many people, I should have directly fucked around more :/
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EXACTLY! Kind of pisses me off they came out with this so late.
My name is KidL and I am a ho!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 7:44pm.
Hahahaha, Tiger! True!
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Christ! I got 6,489,173.
Yes Rascal, I did forget.
Yeah...I'm a slut. A big one at that.
BTW, I'm taking a road trip tomorrow, but not sure where to go. If any guys in MA or RI have any ideas, I'm all ears!
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Men like me cuz I'm cute and have a big d**k.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 7:44pm.
off to try and up my number, folks.. what?!.. hands count, right?!... have a happy, all!!
Spoken like a true slut!!!!
Have a nice one
On this side, this slut can't for a while. :(
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
I don't think thers's a calulator with enough gigabites for Paris Hilton.
off to try and up my number, folks.. what?!.. hands count, right?!... have a happy, all!!
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"I won't be nuts for you. Do you get what I'm telling you?"... Thanks to DiamondDawg for making me remember and watch this movie again!
Pssht...This shit is for amateurs! A REAL slut don't a'member how many fuck times she/he's had and don't care...She/he just lookin' fo' da next one...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Please don't throw things at me but according to this calculator Ryan Reynolds is one of my indirect partners. :-)
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 7:38pm.
Nice one!
ESE,
Good times, good times. ♥
Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 7:35pm.
Shit, more variables....back to the calculator
Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 7:35pm.
Ummm... do cyber sex partners count?
depends.. did you get a virus?! *rimshot*
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"I won't be nuts for you. Do you get what I'm telling you?"... Thanks to DiamondDawg for making me remember and watch this movie again!
You have had 2,058,424 indirect and direct sexual partners.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 7:33pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 7:30pm.
I would tell you how many but I don't want to get kicked off the slut list.
don't worry... i'm sure the names have been changed to protect the ravaged!
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I know - but I don't have enough...I have slightly less than 10 million...*shhh!* Don't tell MK!
♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
Hmm, normally I would feel weirded out that mine came out at over 1 million, but after glancing through the rest of the Dlisted sluts posts, I'm feeling pretty good about mine.
Pff, if I was going to "directly or indirectly" sleep with that many people, I should have directly fucked around more :/
Ummm... do cyber sex partners count?
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 7:30pm.
I would tell you how many but I don't want to get kicked off the slut list.
don't worry... i'm sure the names have been changed to protect the ravaged!
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"I won't be nuts for you. Do you get what I'm telling you?"... Thanks to DiamondDawg for making me remember and watch this movie again!
I would tell you how many but I don't want to get kicked off the slut list.
♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
I got 15,578,242....really?
I feel dirty :(
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"Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband" - Anonymous
Submitted by zomay on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 7:22pm.
you should have seen the look on the people's faces when i went to have the pictures developed!... it was... jealousy!
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"I won't be nuts for you. Do you get what I'm telling you?"... Thanks to DiamondDawg for making me remember and watch this movie again!
so 6 men in my lifetime turns into 1.5 million, ok now thats just ridiculous!
@Tristram:
Haha..potato, potato. ;)
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Submitted by JustJack on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 7:21pm.
uh huh, uh huh... found a new variable!
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"I won't be nuts for you. Do you get what I'm telling you?"... Thanks to DiamondDawg for making me remember and watch this movie again!
So it only goes up to 50 people and I've done a couple more than that. When did having sex with more than 50 become too much? Puritans.
According to this dumb calculator I am a VIRGIN!
EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 7:18pm.
o.k.... fine!... i'll admit to the ball gag, but the donkey is all on you!
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:D Did you tape that?
;)
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 7:18pm.
Back to the calculator...
Submitted by The C word on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 7:13pm.
Minor typo: "well-spent."
Submitted by zomay on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 7:16pm.
o.k.... fine!... i'll admit to the ball gag, but the donkey is all on you!
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"I won't be nuts for you. Do you get what I'm telling you?"... Thanks to DiamondDawg for making me remember and watch this movie again!
wouldnt it be crazy if you found out you slept with a fellow dlisters sibling years ago...lol
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@ Manimal5
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You've had "bag-over-the-head" sex???
Wowzers....
Kinky....
the calculator cant perform my calculation! thats funny. kind of.
EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 7:10pm.
well, if you call crying and eating bon-bons sleeping, then, yeah!
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Come on! I know you better than that. Well as well as anyone could know you while passing each other in the hallways of Dlisted Special Ed University.
Apparently there is a little known tribe indigenous to the Amazon basin that I haven't hit yet. I need to up my game.
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Quod erat demonstrandum.
*looks at result*
*giggles*
*blushes*
*returns to memories of miss-spent youth*
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That's right world..bow down to our big firm concrete thingie.
"You have had 1,174,035 indirect and direct sexual partners."
WooHoo! I'm not a slut IRL! I only pretend to be one on da Internets!
Submitted by zomay on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 7:06pm.
So indirectly we have all slept with each other.
well, if you call crying and eating bon-bons sleeping, then, yeah!
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"I won't be nuts for you. Do you get what I'm telling you?"... Thanks to DiamondDawg for making me remember and watch this movie again!
Submitted by skeptical at best on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 6:58pm.
You've slept with two people; I've slept with one - how did you get a smaller number than me???
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“Your prophecies of doom only incite me more.” --Brian Kinney
So indirectly we have all slept with each other.
1,212,469???!!! You gotta be kidding me. I've only been with one person, and now I feel like a massive whore.
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“Your prophecies of doom only incite me more.” --Brian Kinney
My slut-o-meter briefly went into the red before breaking. what does this mean ?________________________
Quod erat demonstrandum.
This is bogus. 772,436!!!!!! I don't get it. I've only slept with 2 people! I'm going to blame this on the fact that I keep banging my ex. Now I feel like going out to live up to my number.
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"Most of us walk away hating our exes in the heart, but still loving them in the genitals." -Michael K
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 6:54pm
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that's because I only slept with 50 or so ppl. In my head I've slept with over a million.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 6:54pm.
Wait...I forgot bag-over-the-head-night...back to calculator again.
don't forget "no, really... she's just a friend" mornings!
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"I won't be nuts for you. Do you get what I'm telling you?"... Thanks to DiamondDawg for making me remember and watch this movie again!