How Slutty Are You?
You know that whole theory that every person you fuck, you're also fucking everyone who they fucked, and everyone who they fucked...etc...etc.. Well, a study done in Britain shows that the average dude and chick has done sexy times with around $2.8 million people both indirectly and directly.
6,000 British people were asked the approximate ages of each person they got down with. The data was compiled using an online calculator called the "Six Degrees of Separation." Click here to find out your number.
I tried to get my number, but it wouldn't go there. Does not compute. It's actually an accomplishment that I'm considered a slut even by mathematical standards. If you divide it by 5, cut it in half and throw a square root on it, I'm still a slut whore. This is a beautiful feeling. My mother will frame this and put it over her fireplace mantel.
If you broke the calculator with your extreme acts of slutiness too, I'll see you in quarantine where we'll all bump and screw so we can really break the system. YAY.
And if you're number is below 15 million, I can't even look at you anymore.
VIA Jezebel
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Another broken calculator here.... woops
yep, i was right. 280,468.
*hangs head in shame* survey says-You are NOT a true dlisted slut!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
ha! at bitchettes prudy ass! my partners were all older than me. some considerably. that really shoots up my number.
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Current Mood:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AK_I7NCskU
Don't tell me how to feel or say that you're for real
My mind's made up I'm cool without ya, you got no more appeal
Submitted by The C word on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 9:20pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 9:17pm.
But seriously - it's a campaign to prevent the spread of STDs. It's supposed to afear us from having too many partners. Unfortunately, for many of us, this warning is coming way too late.
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Or to encourage us to use condoms *looking at you, Jude Law*.
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'Zackly! That's more accurate, right? It's supposed to make you understand that every time you have sex with one person, that really equals one million. Humans love numbers - they can make numbers do ANYTHING!
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Submitted by justtwo on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 9:19pm.
Is it wrong for a rich and successful woman to have a sugar baby?
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Yes... unless her number is 543642132121032121021012121. then wtf? why not
*doing it again to make sure i didn't read the # wrong*
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Hey 2cents!! I'm practically a virgin! *happy not to have a used up broke ass puss*
um... well since this has totally grossed me out I'll be using my fingers for something other than typing. :P
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 9:17pm.
But seriously - it's a campaign to prevent the spread of STDs. It's supposed to afear us from having too many partners. Unfortunately, for many of us, this warning is coming way too late.
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Or to encourage us to use condoms *looking at you, Jude Law*.
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Random Acts of Kindness
by changing the age of two of my guys by one bracket i decreased my # by half. so who's really the slut here huh??
but my number is still less than half a mil, either way..... don't call me a prude! oh god, and i'm with the guy i'm going to marry so no more for me ever!?!? some one else has got to make up for me! ;)
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
lol snowy, i gots 7,298,609...a good question to add to the calculations is when did you lose the V.
This is such BS it assumes youve done nothing but fuck every moment of everyday!!!
Sorry MK, Ive brought such shame. i need to get working on multiplying my number!
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Current Mood:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AK_I7NCskU
Don't tell me how to feel or say that you're for real
My mind's made up I'm cool without ya, you got no more appeal
@BEAT: I'm sorry - how many was that, again?
But seriously - it's a campaign to prevent the spread of STDs. It's supposed to afear us from having too many partners. Unfortunately, for many of us, this warning is coming way too late.
♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
I clocked in at 4,043,302.
But I did most of my whoring when I was in my late teens/early 20s and a few were virgin boys. I practiced safe sex except for my two very serious relationships after we were tested. I've never had an STD, thank the stars. Most of my fuck pals are on my FB now, which I find hilarious and sweet.
Submitted by speakit on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 9:06pm.
Doesn't anyone have moral fiber anymore? I can count my partners on my fingers and I won't use all of them.
Blech.
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Doesn't that make typing difficult?
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
3,004,697
*hangs head in shame* I promise to do better.
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You can't stop the BEAT!
3,004,697
*hangs head in shame* I promise to do better.
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You can't stop the BEAT!
3,004,697
*hangs head in shame* I promise to do better.
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You can't stop the BEAT!
3,004,697
*hangs head in shame* I promise to do better.
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You can't stop the BEAT!
I got 6 million 485, 301
I'm turning n my listed slut card
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Yes, you know you're living the life when you're drunkenly spanking children in a Salvation Army. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
So I know this is weird, but Ive only slept with one guy and he's only slept with me and I got 2 million some odd people that I have supposedly had indirect sex with.
The assumption that people in certain age bracket sleep with x amount of people is an assumption, and a stupid one at that.
Doesn't anyone have moral fiber anymore? I can count my partners on my fingers and I won't use all of them.
Blech.
I'm a whore. A big one. And I'm so proud to be in the "doesn't compute" club.
Submitted by Barb Dwyer on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 9:00pm.
I call bullshit on this idiotic test.
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Me too. Two of mine were virgins so giving their age doesn't mean shit. They're just using averages for the age brackets.
Regardless, I'm joining a convent. Fucking gross.
I call bullshit on this idiotic test.
Submitted by realu2fan on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 8:47pm.
what I don't get is how the hell we're supposed to know the age of our partner!!! Hell, I didn't even know their name, much less how old they were!!!
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Fake it. That's what I did:)
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Submitted by Tristram on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 8:14pm.
Careful: I imagine there are a few statisticians on this site who can deconstruct your results to estimate the actual number of partners.
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*puts scientific calculator away*
What?
what I don't get is how the hell we're supposed to know the age of our partner!!! Hell, I didn't even know their name, much less how old they were!!!
That's disgusting.
You know, I never kept a list. Did you guys?
@Tits: I went back to the site, put in the same # of partners and left the age range at 16-17; it went from over 3 million to a little over 15,000...
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
I had one partner, and I get "You have had 3,074 indirect and direct sexual partners."
uhhh, no.
I think that the test discriminates against transgendered personz - I mean, how do you choose if it was a female or male? (Not that I have). Also, there's no choice for hermaphrodites. (Not that I have.) Just sayin...
Less than 1 million... I am practically a virgin then. Great.
43 million?!?!? omg. Who has the highest score so far
Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 8:19pm.
The age only goes up to 120...damn.
HAHAHAHAHA!!.. gettin' that assisted living style lovin' in 'eh, Manny?!... o.k., now i'm really outta here!
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"I won't be nuts for you. Do you get what I'm telling you?"... Thanks to DiamondDawg for making me remember and watch this movie again!
You have had 43,273,156 indirect and direct sexual partners.
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the nickel dropped when i was on my way beyond the rubicon... what could i do?
i got 43 million. even i was surprised!
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the nickel dropped when i was on my way beyond the rubicon... what could i do?
ubmitted by boomsy on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 8:12pm.
Apparently the trick to a low # is having sex with young people...that's kinda foul.
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I guess the assumption is the younger you are, the less partners you have. I'm sure their are many numeric variables. *curious*
You have had 4,261,866 indirect and direct sexual partners.
I'm basically a virgin according to that thing. LOL!
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Douchechill!
The age only goes up to 120...damn.
Submitted by boomsy on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 8:12pm.
Apparently the trick to a low # is having sex with young people...that's kinda foul.
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and you know this.... how exactly?
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We uphold the gaudy, crass and greed,
Waiting to make fun of those who breed.
Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
But Dlisters snark, That's our motto. ~~N.Witty
Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 8:12pm.
$3,576,846
I added the $ sign cause I'm Klassy like MK! :)
Imagine if we had a dollar for each one of those?
I will be a fucking multimillionaire :S
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Submitted by JJ_pryor on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 8:12pm.
I think they add a million to your score just for linking the site thru Dlisted. We are all sluts, MK tells us so every day.
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LOL
you may be onto something there! slutty by association.
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We uphold the gaudy, crass and greed,
Waiting to make fun of those who breed.
Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
But Dlisters snark, That's our motto. ~~N.Witty
Careful: I imagine there are a few statisticians on this site who can deconstruct your results to estimate the actual number of partners.
6,415,477
Okay, but what's your number if you've slept with Kevin Bacon? Eh? Eh???
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We uphold the gaudy, crass and greed,
Waiting to make fun of those who breed.
Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
But Dlisters snark, That's our motto. ~~N.Witty
I'm gonna have to booby trap my vajajay from now.
I think they add a million to your score just for linking the site thru Dlisted. We are all sluts, MK tells us so every day.
Apparently the trick to a low # is having sex with young people...that's kinda foul.
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
$3,576,846
I added the $ sign cause I'm Klassy like MK! :)
Soooooo, what are the chances that I've been indirectly involved with Mike or Stock Broker from here? (lol *grin)
ooh wow, I'm a damn whore.
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