Thursday, September 24th 2009
In Today's Edition Of "What Kind Of Fuckery Is RiRi Slathered In Now?"
RiRi has yet to take a black Sharpie to that peroxide disaster on top of her head. I've already put in a call to poison control to let them know that RiRi's hair might be suffering from a major Clorox overdose. In the meantime, let's talk about that shit shirt......
Unless RiRi is heading to a parking lot party outside of a Nascar race where she plans to down Old Milwaukee from a beer bong while rocking out to Warrant, that shit is not cute. I mean, does she think she's Jessie from Big Brother?! To think, that ensemble would have been extremely classy and elegant if she simply dumped that shirt in the garbage disposal and walked around in her satin bra. Sigh.
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I dont understand how these celebs can take themselves so seriously wearing the shit they wear in broad daylight.
She is the female version of a gay male queen attention whore.
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Newsflash: RiRi, it is not 1987.
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did anyone see Hugo Chavez give a shout out to Charles Bronson on Larry King? Hilarious...cause it was all in Spanish and Larry dontaspeakat.
nice nose job her security gay has.
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It's okay for womens to start lighting up for no reason and we go batshit over Michael. Double standard I tells ya.
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The folks from "What Not To Wear" need to stage an intervention.
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You know what pops into my head when I see her?:
Quit begging.
Perfect example of a one trick ho. She can supposedly sing, but can't wash, dress herself (WTF is this idiot wearing?) or perform standard grooming tasks; this dumbass probably has to have someone wipe her ass for her as well.
She's the black shitney spears...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
SSDD with the stupid bitch
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Gotta give her credit for keeping a straight face. That shit looks redix.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Needs beer bong hat
shiit what a mess
She is so damn hot, why is she working against it? It's like she's forcing the ugly.
Iheart - there are always elements to her outfits that, when looked at by themselves are DIVINE but when thrown together in the mishmash bullshit she calls fashion look like ca ca.
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"Stop! Don't touch me there, you know that is my no-no square" - Cheerleader chant at Mississippi Abstinence rally
Caption for photo #1~
"I just shit myself, but I'm absolutely SURE it doesn't stink!"
Caption for the guy walking behind her:
"WTF is that smell?!?!"
I get a kick from imagining what her getting dressed is like:
"If it matches, I'm NOT wearing it."
"I said RED!!! Geeze!"
"Scissors. I need scissors..."
"Damn these bunions!"
"My tats ARE showing, right?"
"Do I look fat in this?"
I was on another site and everyone was talking about how stylish she is and they were calling her a fashion icon...it looks like the trick just cut a bunch of holes in a pillow case and called it a shirt. I can't stand this overrated attention whore
ETA: Whenever I see her, this pops in my head:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpHamlvwRx0
Robin Fenty...
Get over yourself, bitch.
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What's the exchange rate on me giving less than a rat's ass? - TV
Jim, don't hold back- tell us how you REALLY FEEL.
BITCH, LIKE LADY FUCK FUCK HAVE TO DRESS LIKE FUCKING FOOLS TO DRAW ATTENTION BECAUSE THEIR MUSIC IS A FUCKING JOKE AND SOUNDS LIKE IS WRITTEN BY A 8 YEAR OLD..THEY SUCK!!
LOL! Indeed.
I think I'll submit her picture to the "People of Walmart" web site...she'll fit right in!
BTW, "pass me my shoe horn" is code for BONG!
4lice4nn, we asked ourselves the EXACT SAME THING about Madonna two decades ago!
She doesn't look much different than the middle-aged women who hang out at the casinos around here. All she needs to do is start smoking Virginia Slim 120s and she'll be set.
Seriously, why would you allow yourself to look like this when you have gobs of money to buy much nicer, more classy pieces of clothing? Also, what is with the hair? Seriously?
This girl is crazy.
Slutts~ you so funny!!!
The shoes in my avie are in response to the chick at the Emmey's wearing the Obama dress. Her were brown; I own them in pink AND blue! Now, pass me my shoe horn!
I read the words "own 250 pairs of shoes" on the side bar and knew who wrote the comment.
Me? A shoe whore??? Well, if the shoe fits...
The Black Katie Holmes? (Sans Tommy Girl) oh shit I don't want to give him any ideas lol
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"I fucking drink beer and party!"
I survived Hurricane Ike!!!
shoe whore! :)
Hey if this was blohan she wouldn't even be wearing a bra with that shirt.
"Tell them the bug violated you sexually, and you want out" --my friend's advice to breaking my lease
I own over 250 pairs of shoes, but I wouldn't buy those. Too plain. They are too big for her feet, too.
Unless RiRi is heading to a parking lot party outside of a Nascar race where she plans to down Old Milwaukee from a beer bong while rocking out to Warrant, that shit is not cute.
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WTF is that supposed to mean??
*turns down Warrant/Uncle Toms' Cabin*takes a sip of beer while enjoying the breeze from side-slit shirt*
Fuckin' NASCAR is stupid.
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hugs y'all.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 4:12pm.
GASP! I LOVE those shoes!! *kicks self*
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me too, hehehe :[ i also really like that shade of lipstick.
Bitch needs to get a hobby and a life.
**ahem**
Now THERE'S something I'd like to see Michelle Obama wearing!!! Enough with the twin-sets Michelle-go for the classy RiRi look!!!
Sally Jesse Raphael and Montel Williams did fucky fucky times around 20 years ago.
They had been hoping to keep it under wraps....
GASP! I LOVE those shoes!! *kicks self*
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Oh goody, more alien gear. I do kinda like those Fuck You glasses though.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
her foundation is always too light, has she not noticed.
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lol- typed white rash... LOL
TRASH!!!
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