Thursday, September 24th 2009
Chenbot Had A Chenbaby
Julie Chen, the robot overlord of Big Brother and main teleprompter reader on The Early Show, gave birth to her first BABY!!! this morning in Los Angeles. Julie and her husband, the HBIC of CBS Les Moonves, gave him the normal human name of Charlie Moonves.
And we've got another baby...... Bitches be having BABIES everywhere! To the left, to the right, above us, below us...EVERYWHERE! If you're walking down the street, don't be surprised if a baby falls on your head. If you're at the store, don't flinch when a baby jumps out at you in the milk section. And you might want to keep scuba equipment next to your bed, because we will all be drowning in amniotic fluid soon.
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He looks as short as she is, does that mean the baby will be tall?
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Submitted by Spoiled on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 7:32pm.
That's pretty common, Spoiled: the court grants dissolution of the marriage, then addresses assets and support later. (I bet Les's ex supplied that info to Wiki. :))
From Wiki:
In 2000, despite being married, Moonves began dating CBS's The Early Show reporter Julie Chen. On December 10, 2004 Moonves got a court to grant an early divorce. Tired of waiting, Moonves' motion cited a "desire to return to the status of being single". Moonves foresaw a lengthy trial to settle the property and other issues. He argued that "terminating the marital status will aid in promoting settlement of this matter," and the judge gave his request the stamp of approval --leaving the divorce's alimony, child support and property division details to be determined later – so he could remarry. Just thirteen days later in Mexico (on Moonves' 56th birthday, December 23, 2004) he married television and news personality Julie Chen. Chen is 22 years younger.
I really thought he'd name the baby More or Les Moonves...
more or less
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
she needs to kiss, lick, munch on the doctor's ass that did her face. I am really surprised they don't show case her face on every tv channel on what to do.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
An oriental kid named Charlie.....How much hell will he get in life over that?! CHARRRRREEEEEEE!!!!!
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
he must be blind
I hope they have some nice, responsible guardians lined up.
Let's face it, they ain't no spring chickens.
They'll both be six feet under before the kid's even close to hitting high school.
And Why is Moonves wearing a buttoned to the top navy shirt with a black suit? Sartorial wipeout. Honestly he's rich there's no excuse for that.
Most hilarious bit I always think about re: Les and Chen- (thanks to Page 6) was that Les' ex wife was so angry he left her for Chen she wouldn't allow their kids to even order Chinese takeout. So crazy it's awesome!
Submitted by putas on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 5:22pm
Wow, bitch had sooooo much work done
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I hope Julie remembers how near-fug she was once this baby reaches puberty, cuz hometrick took a knifing to get the nuggets!
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Submitted by suze on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 3:49pm.
I know... , Right
She's fugly. Man face.
I love this link (reposting ... to show how different she is)
http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/2004/07/09/julie-chen-gets-hot/
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 3:45pm.
Sure..if you call *that* Asian : )
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 3:45pm.
Damn, she's purdy. But I think I'm more Asian than ol' Liz. And I'm a Chicana.
Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 3:15pm.
Submitted by suze on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 3:12pm.
ITA. I guess the networks considered her too "ethnic" to be on network TV and they "recommended" her to freshen up?
I don't think she got the surgery because she was ethnic, it was because she was UGGGGLY!
Anyways, the award for hottest asian anchor goes to Liz Cho
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Submitted by suze on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 3:30pm.
Good point. I wonder if Asian TV networks require their TV personalities have a standard accent. I know most US networks do.
Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 3:15pm.
Submitted by suze on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 3:12pm.
ITA. I guess the networks considered her too "ethnic" to be on network TV and they "recommended" her to freshen up?
I've often wondered that...My Chinese hubby's family watches a lot of Asian televiion and follow the Hong Kong celeb set. It's interesting to see how much work they have done too, so i wonder if it's all about being *tv* and *screen* acceptable rather than *white* acceptable.
Submitted by suze on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 3:12pm.
ITA. I guess the networks considered her too "ethnic" to be on network TV and they "recommended" her to freshen up?
S-G I always wonder, do these fools expect their kid to look like their NEW face? LMAO
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Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 3:06pm.
It's pretty crazy how much a nose job can change a person's face.
It's also the professional stylist, hair and make up. Methinks she's had a skinpeel too.
Good move on that plastic surgery there Julie. She looked like Ms. Swan newscaster in the before pic.
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It's pretty crazy how much a nose job can change a person's face.
It makes me sad she had to get plastic surgery in order to hit the big time. Its sad that so many are ashamed of who they are.
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Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 2:41pm.
This is what Julie Chen looked like before plastic surgery:
BS! That's Margaret Cho. Fo' Sho'!
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Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 2:41pm.
This is what Julie Chen looked like before plastic surgery:
http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/2004/07/09/julie-chen-gets-hot/
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I have to admit that is good plastic surgery.
I'm afraid this kid might end up with a serious case of homely.
Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 2:41pm.
This is what Julie Chen looked like before plastic surgery:
http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/2004/07/09/julie-chen-gets-hot/
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I can't believe that MK still hasn't posted the story about the pregnant woman who got pregnant again with another baby. That sentence is so fucked up, but I don't know how else to describe it.
Congratulations to Julie Chen.
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wow...what a transformation. i should start saving my money.
And congrats on the baby. 18 years of child support if things go awry. Way to go girl.
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Was it born BUTT FIRST???
That is one goddamn ugly necklace.
I bet they're over the Moonves over this...
This is what Julie Chen looked like before plastic surgery:
http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/2004/07/09/julie-chen-gets-hot/
yeah yeah be mean now since I am going home. Immmmmmm gonna get ya at home. be ready you fool!
Coma Caca!!
*crushes Chiri's under foot"
Ooooops! A Snail!
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hahaha damn you beat me to it snowy. oh well. great minds...ummm
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ROFL! woahhhh. thought Maury Povich went into a bloat situation.thought she was Connie Chung ...
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ha ha the whole time we were watching Big Brother I was telling my bf she was married to Maury Povitch. Even after I realized my mistake I was like, "Naw, Imma just go with that" ha ha
CONGRATS CHENBOT! Now go get some more work done on your face!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Yes, you know you're living the life when you're drunkenly spanking children in a Salvation Army. MK
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OMG! I totally thought she was someone else!