Thursday, September 24th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By The Biggest Baby Ever Born In Indonesia
SUMO BABY WILL EAT US ALL! Seriously, that tiny baby next to him looks concerned.
An Indonesian woman gave birth to a 19-pound baby, a record in Indonesia. Gigantababy was just 4lbs shy from beating the world record. Doctors think the baby boy's massive size is due to the fact that his mother has diabetes. Gigantababy is completely healthy and is eating non-stop. Durr.
You can tell your vagina to stop shaking and crying, because he was born via c-section. Although, you know that Indonesian woman's vagina was bawling just like gigantababy in the picture above, because it thought it was GAME OVER. It dodged a 19lb bullet.
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LOL @ other baby's WTF looks
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Also, a Caster update since I got curious:
ESCANDALO!!!
And now, it turns South African authorities who expressed mock outrage over the international furore knew Semenya's gender might pose a problem all along. Leonard Chuene, the president of Athletics South Africa (ASA), defended the young runner to the hilt and accused her critics of racism and sexism. Problematically, he also denied knowing about gender tests conducted on the athlete before the world championships. Emails tell a different story, showing ASA conducted its own tests on Semenya nearly a year ago. Indeed, the South African team's doctor, Harold Adams, advised that she should withdraw from the competition.
http://network.nationalpost.com/np/blogs/posted/archive/2009/09/21/caste...
Also:( She's on suicide watch :(
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And last but not least!
Who knew Kim K. moved to Canada?!
Teen girl #1: I wish a jellyfish would sting me so some handsome guy would run along the beach, whip out his dick and pee on me.
Teen girl #2: What?
Teen girl #1: To neutralize the sting, dumbass.
Teen girl #2: I know that. But still: what?
Carleton University
Ottawa
Canadia
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A place someone who can treat you as a king or who can spoil you like a queen, this is the great place. It's dedicated for
those sugar daddies SuGarsCupid.Com !!! who are rich and successful to support and pamper women who will treat you like a
king and for sugar babies who are attractive and young to seek a generous benefactor to mentor and take care of you.
Niteynite, peaches!
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Submitted by peaches80 on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 11:52pm.
@speakit
who you plan to kill? mmmmmmm heels!
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no kill, first date.... well I might kill him with my hotness. :P you're right, heels.
@speakit
who you plan to kill? mmmmmmm heels!
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too. ~Samuel Butler, Notebooks, 1912
righty then deal is a deal , now let me get some tattoo with the plans of her house prison break style ( ok i am not real trim but still readable ) hahahaha
nighty angel , since in my glamourous life ( only in my head ) my 10 year old car has broke on me twice i am afraid i will have to wake up early just in case i have to carpool , whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ! hahahaha
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too. ~Samuel Butler, Notebooks, 1912
Vote: Heels or flats?
@peaches80:
Sounds like a plan, man!;p
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 9:26pm.
This chick makes me believe that there is a future to todays "music".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQKvyqG7Nc4
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HOT BAD ASS ROCKER CHICK!! that was awesome.
if you want it quicker we can always just punch her and run!!
hahahahaha !!!!!!!
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too. ~Samuel Butler, Notebooks, 1912
tell ya what this is the plan we gang against my cousin since she loves elvis too , so while you two are watching some good elvis pelvis moves , i go donwstairs are get a hold of her prescription pad and we get ourselves a night on the town , yey!!!!!!!!! some valiumtinis mmmmmmm wadda ya say
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too. ~Samuel Butler, Notebooks, 1912
@peaches:
I'd add Elvis movies to that list...luvs me sum late nite Elvis!
and...
Poor britney but i guess she's not good even for a dog ( london where r u)
but i borrow her lexotan /lexapro/rivotril/valium any day
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Yeah - I'd love to just try ONE of the things she's on...just once for fun:)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA BUT ONLY ONE MMMMMMMMMKAY
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too. ~Samuel Butler, Notebooks, 1912
And I just thought this one was a good point:
Gay man to another, walking out of a bank: I mean, if you listen to like, one Sade song every six years, it's okay.
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Poor britney but i guess she's not good even for a dog ( london where r u)
but i borrow her lexotan /lexapro/rivotril/valium any day
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too. ~Samuel Butler, Notebooks, 1912
Lol ok the list of the funniest movies for a sleepless night
deuce bigalow male gigolo
how to lose a man in 10 days
anything with monthy python
same for chevy chase
pink panther ( only peter sellers)
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too. ~Samuel Butler, Notebooks, 1912
BWAAHAHAHAHAHA!
That's How Much I Respect Her.
Old lady to husband: I heard Britney wants to adopt some pets instead taking care of her children.
Husband: They should just leave her alone.
Old lady to husband: Now you are defending her?
Husband: Not only defending her, I would wipe-lick her butt and ass-rape her until she farts cum.
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i feel your pain angel i am an insomniac too : ( sadness i always envy those who can sleep trough all night , someone should get more serious about this condition , we need a solution !
now let's all insomniacs unite
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too. ~Samuel Butler, Notebooks, 1912
Haha!
Silicone or Latex?
Customer to clerk: Do you have cock?
Clerk: Yes.
--9th Ave & 52nd St
Overheard by: Oh, you mean caulk
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LOL@peaches: Bah - it's late, no one's here - these always catch me, I'm insomniacking again and tryna make myself tired;p
Why Loonies Should Be More Careful:
Boy teen geek: You know when you push out too much shit you get hemorrhoids?
Girl teen geek: Yeah.
Boy teen geek: Well, that's what he did, pushed out too much shit and got nothing but hemorrhoids!
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More Parenting 101:
...And Again at Your Sister's Recital
Four-year-old girl to sister: You're hitting me with your violin case!
Upper West Side mom: Anne, sometimes you have to endure a little bit of pain on the subway.
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hahahaha angel are you ok ? just kidding !!!!!!!!
the wookie is a cutie?
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too. ~Samuel Butler, Notebooks, 1912
Children who deserve beatings:
Little girl, in Cro-Magnon section of museum: Mommy, you must have known these people. They look like you!
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Parenting 101:
Man trying to quiet down crying toddler: Shhhhh, you sound like a Wookie!
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Niteynite, Slutts:)
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Nite Slutts!
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Random Acts of Kindness
Okay, I'm outtie, nite everyone.
angel, I have no idea how a muthafucker scrapbooks, furiously I guess.
K, I just gotta get some of the Overheards off my chest - I couldn't help but think this must be a DLister:
Angry woman, venting: Oh, but he doesn't know I scrapbook like a motherfucker.
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Go Cocksssssssssss!!!!! Whoot! Not to many can say that and not get some crazy looks right now.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 11:00pm.
Go COOOOCKS!!
(Sorry, don't get yer pop cult ref.... I know I should and it makes me feel uncultured or something.)
@Tristram
i saw that on CDAN , i will always like Randy if only because he played the crazy relative in that chevy chase movie , i just could not stop laughing , is not a great movie but i love it .
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too. ~Samuel Butler, Notebooks, 1912
Submitted by Tristram on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 10:57pm.
MARFA, Texas – Actor Randy Quaid and his wife have been arrested in West Texas for allegedly skipping out on a $10,000 California hotel bill.
Quaid and his wife, Evi, were taken into custody Thursday afternoon, according to Santa Barbara County sheriff's officials. Evi Quaid was restrained after a brief struggle.
Santa Barbara County's sheriff's spokesman Drew Sugars says the warrant for Quaid and his wife set bail at $20,000 each. The felony warrant is for burglary, defrauding an innkeeper and conspiracy.
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In Cousin Eddie's defense, he's been holding out for a management position for the past 5 years.
MARFA, Texas – Actor Randy Quaid and his wife have been arrested in West Texas for allegedly skipping out on a $10,000 California hotel bill.
Quaid and his wife, Evi, were taken into custody Thursday afternoon, according to Santa Barbara County sheriff's officials. Evi Quaid was restrained after a brief struggle.
Santa Barbara County's sheriff's spokesman Drew Sugars says the warrant for Quaid and his wife set bail at $20,000 each. The felony warrant is for burglary, defrauding an innkeeper and conspiracy.
one GREAT musician deserving of some love is M Craft , i loooooooove him his music is just do die for, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LebhLpxBSk
I heard him for the first time at colette paris ( theme boutique) and i thought he was fantastic, with all things parisian in mind i am dying for this balmain boots ( but i am not crazy about the price , no way i am spending even if they had it a my local saks ,yes we have one !!!!! hahahaha) http://www.net-a-porter.com/product/48474
Aaaaaaaaaaand how sick is this; this canadian designer decides to do the right thing and show models size 10 and 12 , two of his employees quit "in disgust" and to top that cake the models are called plus size , yeah like whatever since when a woman 1.80 m and size 10 is plus size , in which case i must be a fucking hippo because i am not a size 10 but i am a size 6 and i am not tall , so you know what i feel disgusted by those two idiots, and i studied shoe design; so you know what??????? models look like shit in real life and Naomi -hit me with your best phone- campbell has the most disgusting skin i have ever seen , i don't design anymore but is ridiculous to say a size bigger than two is fat or big .............. arghhhhhhhhhh just wrong and the link is here : http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/beauty/canadian-designer-stirs-plus-size-...
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too. ~Samuel Butler, Notebooks, 1912
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 9:34pm.
Not sure about the cocksucking skills.LOL
more on:
http://www.mooveon.net/query_video-orianthi#
Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 9:26pm.
This chick makes me believe that there is a future to todays "music".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQKvyqG7Nc4
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Yeah, but does she suck cock? Cuz if she doesn't we're SoL.
She is good - there are GREAT musicians wandering around all over the damn place but I think that they just don't end up wanting the bullshit that comes with the industry...so they make their way outside of the limelight. Plus - you're a star at every show when you're that good; you don't need the whole world to know it....when you're in that place, it feels liek the whole world, anyways....:)
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Now there is a future Sumo wrestler if one could be recruited so young.
This chick makes me believe that there is a future to todays "music".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQKvyqG7Nc4
He is trying to break the world record for largest deuce in a diaper.....held by Marv ALbert
A place someone who can treat you as a king or who can spoil you like a queen, this is the great place. It's dedicated for those sugar daddies SuGarsCupid.Com !!! who are rich and successful to support and pamper women who will treat you like a king and for sugar babies who are attractive and young to seek a generous benefactor to mentor and take care of you.
wish there was a reality show like Jon cant stand Kate here. It might help out with the family paying for the baby's food. I dont really know about how well off the family but they live in a Desa so they maybe just farmers.
this is why I keep telling people that I don't want to have kids!
TV show night! gotta go! love u all!
Coma Caca!!
Yes Chirio, everyone is on the slut thread
I'm home. what's up? or is everyone at the slutty thread? cause I'll be there all night apparently
Coma Caca!!
Got it, thanks XX
Jjack
Go 2 the whore thread!