And Jude Law Is A Daddy For The Fourth Time
Jude Law's one-time fuck friend, Samantha Burke, gave birth to their daughter. Yes, EVERYONE is giving birth. I'm a little scared, because my stomach has been all kinds of wonky since this morning. I figured it was just the breakfast burrito and Pop Tart I devoured, but since everyone is shooting out a baby, I'm concerned. If a baby head pops out of my no-no, I am officially quitting this bitch! Anyishouldstarttakingbirthcontrol....
People confirms that 24-year-old Samantha birthed Jude's latest child support recipient last night. One of Samantha's friends said, "I doubt Jude was there. Besides the financial support, he's not involved."
Jude and Samantha met last year while he was in NYC shooting Sherlock Holmes. It was supposed to be one of those "bang and bounce" type situations, but since they decided to do that shit raw, they made a baby! This newest baby friend is Jude Law's fourth. He already has three chirruns with Sadie Frost.
Samantha has reportedly named her daughter Sophia, which is short for SophiaWantsHerCheckJude!
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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 3:15pm.
I'm SO going to get flamed for this, but the only reason she didn't have an abortion is because he's famous.
There. I said it.
No doubt. She probably told him she was on the pill or something. Wouldn't put it past her. Still his responsibility to wrap his dick though.
She's 24!!?? I thought she was way older. We're the same age and she looks 15 years older than me, but I do look like I'm 16 :(
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These celebrity douchebags never wear condoms.
Not only do they have child support payments up the wazoo, they probably have every social disease in the book.
Don't even get me started on basketball players.
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“Jude was blinded by the camera flashes when he left the restaurant, raised his hand to shield himself and inadvertently struck somebody standing very close. He apologised and left. Pictures of this sort can often be misleading.”
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I really don't like that boring toff guv'nah
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I already feel sorry for this kid. Jude's doesn't seem like a bad dad, but the hate he probably has for this woman (lawyers and mag deals?) will just ooze over to this poor kid.
This bitch is already ruining her kids life and either doesn't know it or doesn't care. I understand the kid needs to be supported but this chick obviously wants to live off Jude for the rest of her life (hey honey it's no longer 2000 and Jude Law's in everything). She's trying to squeeze every penny from him and Jude will just keep runinng in the other direction.
Poor kid.
Submitted by gucci on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 10:48pm.
Capricorn males are whores i swear!
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"she is lucky to be alive, because that ugly stick almost beat her to death".
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I welcome Sophia to this world and what will be the greatest mother ever.
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This was one expensive fuck. Bitch already had attorneys lined up before the baby was even born and already has a deal lined up to sell baby pics. Jude was thinking with the wrong head but this chick obviously wants Jude to support her, the child and her whole family with his child support. This child is her meal ticket. Sad. And she is the oldest 24 year old I have ever seen. He is a great Dad to his other 3 kids. This bitxh is already complaining he probably won't be around but what do you expect-he lives thousands of miles away.
Two completely classless individuals with no moral compass.
That is all.
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This chick is 24? Is her last name Lohan???
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Douchechill!
This blessed event is God's subtle way of telling Jude Law to get a vasectomy already.
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On T: This golddiigger ho will be raising this baby aloooone, like y'alls are saying. Daddy will be a name on the monthly checks.
When will these stupid man whores wrap their rascals before they bang prostitution whores? Jeeezus!
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Congrats, 2Di4! We figured that's where you must have been. Glad everything came out right in the end (or through the incision).
*furiously needlepoints Iphone PoTatO* monogrammed burp cloths*
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Submitted by suze on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 3:01pm.
I was JUST about to comment on the same thing.
It's Suze, as in booze.
Pass me the bottle - it's the only way I think I can deal with the fact that someone actually let Jude Law's penis touch their bare skin after his rounds with Sienna "Cumdumpster" Miller....
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Terrific, another fatherless child enters the world.
I really can't stand Jude Law, he's skeevy.
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And she didn't name her Judy? sheesh!
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I am sooo glad to see Jude Law get some from the oldest profession on earth!
This man is as big a cunt as she is and at least she's given it to him where it hurts him most, in his wallet!
He's a woman beater and got beaten by a woman. Don't believe me? See him hit a woman here http://bit.ly/zMld8
Submitted by 2Di4 on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 3:56pm.
Add me to the September baby friend list! Your long-distance Santaria spells must have worked, I finally gave birth last Sunday. 17 hours of labor, only to have to get an emergency c-section. Argh! But at least it wasn't some effed up 48-hour Kelis situation.
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Congrats Mama!!
Mine are going to buck the September twins by a day. I'm having my twins by scheduled c-section next Thursday. Hey, at least I'm on trend with the twin thing . . . .
Submitted by Granny Clampett on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 4:30pm.
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Cock snot??? Hahahaha! Is it possible to laugh and gag at the same time? Oh wait...
I just realized something...this trick let someone who used to screw Sienna Superslut Miller shoot cock snot up her muff. What is she crazy????
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
@The C word, Mick can afford it, but still extortion is a crime!
Submitted by Green Is Good on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 4:18pm
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ITA GIG!
While I suspect she probably didn't get the $35K, I'm sure they settled for more than $10K.
Here's a good article on it:
http://www.salon.com/people/feature/2000/08/04/jagger/
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Submitted by 2Di4 on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 3:56pm.
The baby is absolutely perfect, healthwise, and was 8 lb, 13 oz/21 inches. Ten minutes after birth, he asked for a vodka tonic and some baby wipes, so I knew he was mine.
i don't give a rat's ass that I didn't write this on an open post. I'm way too busy wiping explosive poo to worry about protocol.
hahaha. Congrats and best wishes to little Iphone PoTatO*.
Submitted by The C word on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 4:13pm.
This reminds me of Mick Jagger and the model, Luciana Morad. She was getting $10K per month in child support (in 2000), but wanted it upped to $35K (Mick wanted it decreased to $5600).
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Who can't get by on 10K PER MONTH?! Actually, who can't get by on $5600 per month? No doubt that's why Mick (a ho-bag in his own right) went back to court. Gold-digger got greedy.
Submitted by blaaaake on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 3:58pm.
Excuse me asswipe. I was not "bragging" about knowing her, just stating a fact from being around her before she was a starfucker. Why don't you take a lesson in reading comprehension before posting comments about something others have posted?
@2Di4: Congrats and Best Wishes!!
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That's right world..bow down to our big firm concrete thingie.
"Hey Jude,
You are a dad,
Get out your checkbook
(it's under the rubber you forgot to put on..."
na na na na na na na na Hey Jude
OK it's not my best lyric but dammit I'm on codeine right now.
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
She is never going to lay eyes on Jude again, unless it's in a courtroom. And that poor kid is going to grow up without a father.
This reminds me of Mick Jagger and the model, Luciana Morad. She was getting $10K per month in child support (in 2000), but wanted it upped to $35K (Mick wanted it decreased to $5600). They ended up settling out of court for an undisclosed amount.
Costly way to learn the importance of condoms...but it could have been even costlier *coughHIVcough*.
@Hekki: ITA. You said what many of us were already thinking.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 4:05pm.
Submitted by blaaaake on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 3:58pm.
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Was that really necessary? Jeez.
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Seriously, WTF?!
Also re: an earlier post, I am not a fan of Sadie Frost's but she took Iris to ANOTHER child's birthday party at a club that frequently rented out space during the day for meetings and parties. The kid found the pill on the floor and put it in her mouth which is common for 2 year olds. Accidents happen. Christ! It isn't like it happened in the family home.
They must be over the moon!
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Submitted by blaaaake on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 3:58pm.
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Was that really necessary? Jeez.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 3:15pm.
I'm SO going to get flamed for this, but the only reason she didn't have an abortion is because he's famous.
There. I said it.
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No flames here. That's truth. If she had screwed some NOT famous guy with no money, she would have gotten an abortion STAT. This is all about the fat child support.
Submitted by blaaaake on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 3:58pm.
That poster wasn't bragging. Just saying they knew the 'ho back in the day.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 3:15pm.
No flames here. ITA.
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Submitted by 2Di4 on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 3:56pm.
Is his name Absolut Smirnoff Skyy?
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Submitted by 2Di4 on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 3:56pm.
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FINALLY!! Congrats, Mama!
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 3:15pm.
I'm SO going to get flamed for this, but the only reason she didn't have an abortion is because he's famous.
There. I said it.
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*sends Hekki a non-friable asbestos suit*
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When I lived in Pensacola (where this gold digger is from) she used to hang out in the same bar I did, always talking about how she was going to move away and hook up with someone famous and be rich because she was too good for "regular men". Guess her plan worked out.
the only thing more pathetic than bragging about starfucking is bragging about how you used to know or go to the same bar as a starfucker.
Submitted by 2Di4 on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 3:56pm
congrats!
Add me to the September baby friend list! Your long-distance Santaria spells must have worked, I finally gave birth last Sunday. 17 hours of labor, only to have to get an emergency c-section. Argh! But at least it wasn't some effed up 48-hour Kelis situation.
The baby is absolutely perfect, healthwise, and was 8 lb, 13 oz/21 inches. Ten minutes after birth, he asked for a vodka tonic and some baby wipes, so I knew he was mine.
Thanks again, everyone, for your support! (oh, and i don't give a rat's ass that I didn't write this on an open post. I'm way too busy wiping explosive poo to worry about protocol.)
hekki-You won't get flamed by me. ITA with you!