Making "The Slut List" Is The Highest Honor Of All Honors
On The View this morning, the hens were yapping about a major problem currently plaguing New Jersey's Millburn High School, one of the top schools in the nation. Parents and administrators are trying to figure out what to do about a decade-long tradition called "The Slut List." Every year, a group of popular senior girls create a list of the biggest sluts of the incoming freshmen class along with creative descriptions next to their names. Here's some examples:
"I'm so desperate and hairy that I'll give you drugs for free if you get with me.""Keeping up with the family tradition, fuck me ... and knock me up."
Wait, how did they get a copy of my high school yearbook?
In addition to the slut list, girls also slap stickers on the backs of freshmen with beautiful
complimentary words like "SLUT" and "WHORE" written on them. Hey, that's exactly what I wear to the bars on a Friday night. Idea STEALERS!
An e-mail has already gone out warning students that if found, the slut-makers responsible for the list will be punished.
And some of the students have laughed this shit off, saying it's just a joke. One student said, "It wasn't anything bad ... . What people don't see is it's getting so much better, and it's turned from a bad thing into a fun thing."
Now, that is the slut spirit right there! Fuck making the honor roll! It's all about making the slut list. Why shoot for valedictorian when you can be valedickwhorian?
At my high school, we didn't have an official "slut list." Instead, bitches simply wrote down the names of the sluts (along with their phone numbers) on the urinal wall of the boy's bathroom. Every single day, I would go in there, hoping to see my name....but I never did. Every day, my dreams were crushed and trampled upon.
That's why when I grew up, I created my own slut list. It's called Dlisted.com.
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Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 7:32pm
It's not just America that has that issue. Have you seen the chicks in Britian? A couple tricks stabbed a guy in the head with their stiletto when they were walking home from the clubs. And they stabbed his ass for no reason.
Chicks in Britian put the slut list to shame. They'll shank your ass [literally] for looking at them the wrong way. What is this world coming too....
"That's why when I grew up, I created my own slut list. It's called Dlisted.com."
And I'm damn proud to be one of your sluts, MK!
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Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 7:32pm.
Reminds me of a beautiful quote from Family Guy:
Brian: Connie, I think I have a theory about why you're such a bitch. You see, Connie, you're popular because you developed early and started putting out when you were 12, but now, you can't stand to look at yourself in the mirror because all you see is a whore. So you pick on Meg to avoid the inevitable realization that once your body is used up by age 19, you're gonna be a worn-out, chalky skin, burlap sack that even your stepdad won't want. How's that? Am I in the ball park?
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and girls....
hence your jersey bad rep....
you continue to create it, you'd better own it.
someone here already said it but this is caused by parents not being parents. sometimes you have to get in a kid's ass and forcefully mold them into a decent human being. most of the privilaged american youth of today is absolutely worthless and rely on mom,dad,grandma or grandpa's work and money to get through life. ask any Bush. they are vapid and superficial.
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I've come to learn that girls, particularly those in America, are stupid. They take pride in being classless sluts and bullying others. What makes the situation worse is that their mothers are pretty much the same, and because we are so litigious, no one at school dares to discipline the students to the fullest extent as they should because mom and stepdad will slap a lawsuit faster than you can say suspension. Seriously, schools shouldn't be afraid to discipline those students who make life a living hell for others.
Reminds me of a beautiful quote from Family Guy:
Brian: Connie, I think I have a theory about why you're such a bitch. You see, Connie, you're popular because you developed early and started putting out when you were 12, but now, you can't stand to look at yourself in the mirror because all you see is a whore. So you pick on Meg to avoid the inevitable realization that once your body is used up by age 19, you're gonna be a worn-out, chalky skin, burlap sack that even your stepdad won't want. How's that? Am I in the ball park?
Yes, the slut list thread sounds like more fun than the incest thread.
"That's why when I grew up, I created my own slut list. It's called Dlisted.com."
I know that we are only 9 years into the 21st century but I declare this line the best quote of the century! Bam!
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I'm beginning to understand the perspective of the radical Muslims. I hate saying it, but this is the stuff they do not want their daughters doing.
I really cannot believe what schools in this country have sunk to, nothing more than country clubs where kids learn more about socializing and sex. Meanwhile the Chinese graduate one scientist after another.
Ugh. This is so not ideal. I can't imagine my daughter (she's two months old) being like these girls, or, god bless her, my sister, who is expecting her second illegitimate child at the ripe old age of 21. Then again, I'll just have to tell her all the mistakes I've made involving men and maybe she'll get it.
Or maybe I'll just have to send her to a nunnery.
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That's why when I grew up, I created my own slut list. It's called Dlisted.com.
Awwwwww, and we lived happily ever after.
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They're playing some game at our local high school with jelly bracelets. You wear different colours for what you'll do sexually-pink for blow jobs etc. If a boy walks by you and breaks that bracelet off, you've got to do the act with him.
My question is...
Madonna wore thousands of these up her arms back in the day. Is there anything that whore dream up and do?
A d-listed slut is the only slut i'd be happy being for the rest of my life! *holding up my OE*!
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"she is lucky to be alive, because that ugly stick almost beat her to death".
hotmess119's dad.
How did they get a copy of my highschool yearbook. LMAO MK! On a serious note I am surprised bullying like this is still alive and well.
the one on the far left will certainly get call backs, not sure what for but i have a good idea.
Wow. We've come so far. *eyeroll*
These are the same privileged middle class white bitches who become vacuous sorority girls who marry for money.
oh yeah, they are sluts I guess
I don't have children but I think if I had a girl who was being bullied and terrorized, I'd have to go up to that school and slap the piss out of some nasty bitches.
I'd gladly go to jail for it too.
Maybe that needs to happen more. If these demon spawn loose a few teeth often enough and consistently, maybe they'd think twice about doing shit like this because they'd never know whose mama would likely put a foot up their ass.
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My GOAL in life is to get on Dlisted's slut list. Really!
*pops gum* What's the problem, I graduated from here.
This sort of shit went on at my high school, and one of the biggest bitch perpetrators of it ended up having to drop out of college her freshman year because she got knocked up and her ultra-Catholic parents made her marry the dude.
Another bitch perpetrator of this sort of shit ended up having an equally vicious rumor spread about HER and a supposedly inappropriate relationship she was having with a male teacher.
Karma's a bitch.
Slightly off topic ... I also have a friend on Facebook who has a ton of photos like this on her page - whoring it up and slanging gang signs - and wonders why, at the age of almost 40, she's unmarried.
*rolls eyes*
~Life's a jest, and all things show it/I thought so once, but now I know it.
When everyone becomes a slut then the term slut will lose its meaning. Dlisted will serve no purpose. Now, that's sad!
Seriously, I agree with MizRo. If women knew that being slutty is not sexy, it's just...available
Fucking obnoxious. It's pathetic that this has been allowed to go on. People in this country act like teenagers are so unruly, alien, and hard to control, but I think it's bullshit. Parents just give up because they are so sick and tired of parenting by the time their children are that age.
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A woman's treasure should be her very being, her inner beauty, her intelligence, her vibrancy not what sex act she's willing to do or how she rates.
*disgusted and hurt for our youth*
MizRo - I don't know. It's really sad though.
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I don't understand how this became the thing to be.
Why are today's youth so desensitized to dignity and self-esteem?
that's just mean....but kind of funny in an evil way.
so do we want to make it onto the list?
This breaks my heart.
what the fuck happened to women lib? we take one step forward and 6 steps backwards.
these idiots don't have a clue. life will surely slap them in the face at some point.
i love the ones offering up their ass/pussy. tres classy!
was this picture taken at 'the surf club' or at DJ's? lol
I grew up in a small town, so a slut list was not necessary. Everyone just knew. Besides, if we actually tried to compile a list it would've been two miles long!
Mean Girls. how original *rolling my eyes*
o and MK: I am def on your slut list...
"That's why when I grew up, I created my own slut list. It's called Dlisted.com."
lmao
oh MK you so silly!^-^
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"Stop! Don't touch me there, you know that is my no-no square" - Cheerleader chant at Mississippi Abstinence rally
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 12:14pm.
Um, do you actually read your own comments?
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You rock MK. Good wrap up on this one.
Submitted by carefreea on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 12:48pm.
I went to a smallish girls' school
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You went to a school for short Catholic girls? Heehee.
I for one am glad you never got your name up on the bathroom wall- Dlisted might not exist and I would have no way to somehow make it through each painfully slow, boring workday. I'm a selfish bitch like that :)
I went to a smallish girls' school, a slut list wasn't needed - they were obvious enough. Just a bit gutted my teen years were spent "pure". Stupid bloody Catholic guilt but am immensely proud to be a D-Listed slut :D
These girls, is it not a take piss then?
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